unnamednewbie13
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this guy wants bf2s to provide relationship opinions, when what he really needs is a secretary to manage his dating calendar.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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RTHKI wrote:

Sugar daddy
Now that you mention it...it all makes sense. She mentioned she moved here with her (white) American husband many years ago.
https://mediadrumworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/MDRUMF_Mail_Order_Age_Gap-13.jpg
And that he is dead.
https://www.mailtoself.com/wp-content/uploads/Thank-You-Letter-For-Funeral.jpg
I didn't ask more about it because I don't want to hear some negative stuff. And I frankly don't care.
https://24.media.tumblr.com/4319ea212061f806d8460997a0299d40/tumblr_mr7zcnLrLz1ry3qezo1_500.gif
Maybe she was some kind of mail order thing. And that is why she is so freaky in bed.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6571|949

Pics of Indonesian girl or it didn't happen
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,735|6676|Oxferd Ohire
Last time Mac posted a pic uzi showed up and made fun of him
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3658
Uzique said I was building a "harem of 5s." I said he needed to go to Asia to do what I was doing here in NJ.

Last time we spoke. I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye before Hamas abducted him.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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As much as he liked to distance himself from 4chan grade alpha bro stuff and criticize people for their chauvinistic tendencies, sometimes his real self and some of those same traits just shone through. Behind the barrier of "trolling," of course. He didn't actually mean any of that stuff.

I did look forward to his 20 paragraph dilbert roasts though. I think on some level, dilbert did too.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6561|Little Bentcock
Nothing wrong with a harem of 5s Mac. Quantity over quality is what made china one of the most powerful nations in earth
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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dilbert or mac could probably find it but i'm pretty sure uzique had some pithy, bordering racist comments about chinese women as well.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3658
He called them lobster people.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6045|eXtreme to the maX
Which is hilarious because Koreans literally are Chinese.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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a southeast asian branch, wasn't it dilbs?
Cybargs
Moderated
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Uzique said I was building a "harem of 5s." I said he needed to go to Asia to do what I was doing here in NJ.

Last time we spoke. I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye before Hamas abducted him.
i think the yellow fever got to him when he hooked up with that hong kong girl in the uk
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
Cybargs
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

a southeast asian branch, wasn't it dilbs?
dilbs actually isnt wrong.
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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Cybargs wrote:

dilbs actually isnt wrong.
shh i was doing a thing
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3658
The soldier's ex-wife posted a picture of her son on Facebook. It looked like a school photo so the kid must be 4 or 5.
https://media.istockphoto.com/id/184643856/photo/young-boy-school-yearbook-studio-portrait-age-5.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=IlFBM1OdEfaXWNP73WZ0BCDWjExMEkDVmMLGHftv_tw=
The next picture was of her and her serious boyfriend together.
https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/ar_1:1%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:eco%2Cw_1200/MTc2NDUyMzMyMzkxNzcwMDc0/hispanic-women-and-white-men-experiences-in-love-and-dating.jpg
She cheated on the boyfriend with me twice also. Back in March '22 to be exact. I remember.
https://i.etsystatic.com/11127909/r/il/b906a7/1783910835/il_fullxfull.1783910835_lrla.jpg
I looked at the picture of the kid again and thought "damn. I am like a specter in this kid's life. I fucked his mom and cucked his dad and step dad."
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,735|6676|Oxferd Ohire
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3658
Polyamory and "ethical non monogamy" are make believe terms young people made up for dating apps.

The very concept is gross. I mean from a hygiene standpoint.

Just cheat on your partner like a grown up.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3658
The Indonesian girl offered to have sex with me if I paid for her rent and to get her jewelry out of the pawn shop.
https://i.imgur.com/a4hdwgu.jpg
Gross. I have never paid for sex and am not starting now.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,735|6676|Oxferd Ohire
Haven't you indirectly paid for it with expensive jewelry.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3658
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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Think about how many other dudes she gave that proposition to lol
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+633|3658
I rather not. This message was one of two things that shook my moral foundation that day.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/23/97/dd/2397dd8c640c7760da3f29b4992fb4bd.jpg
The other one was I hooked up with my coworker earlier in the day before I dropped her off to a party for Arab Muslims.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/dc/c4/53/dcc45396248789cd41f778ba8b0f89cc.jpg
I made a promise to myself that I would try to do better this year.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FmANdpRaEAAqPYP.jpg
A week into the New Year and I am already spiraling into moral depravity.

...

I went to the vape store to get a new vape pen.
https://delta8resellers.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Cartisan-Pro-Pen-900-Green-600x600.jpg
I am trying to do less drugs this year and that also isn't working out because I forgot to lock up my vape carts in my time out jar.
https://www.finedininglovers.com/sites/g/files/xknfdk626/files/styles/open_graph_image/public/Original_5447_cookie-jar.jpg?itok=SNBL-xq3
While at the vape store I am chitchatting with the lady who works at the counter. This busty thick white girl who was super friendly and flirty.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/61/fe/c3/61fec3234569830b704a709c93c075cc.jpg
We talked about snow boarding and raves after I made my purchase. I thought "I think she likes me." But I left it at that and went home to get high.
https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/54642373e4b024e8934bf4f4/1468898803876-T7PSQIOMEM18LPLNVBSQ/?content-type=image%2Fjpeg
I have a girlfriend after all so I can't pursue this lady.
https://st2.depositphotos.com/15741256/48077/i/1600/depositphotos_480778726-stock-photo-portrait-of-a-confident-pretty.jpg
I was getting ready this morning and checked my Facebook account. It suggested I sign back up for Facebook dating since "20 of your friends are on Facebook Dating." So I signed up just to see who was there. The first recommendation was from the girl from the vape store. She was looking all sexy and apparently lives in my neighborhood. I had to fight the temptation to fix up my profile and message her.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/021/668/kermit.jpg
I deleted my profile again and was trying to do good. It lasted a two periods before I went out of my way to give me a little office gift to one of the young substitute teachers that has a room near me. So I am now flirting with a new sub.
https://www.superprof.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/spanish-teacher-at-chalkboard.jpg
Finally I messaged a different sub that used to work in our building who just graduated college for teaching. I think she likes me and I offered to help get her a position that might be available.
https://images.pexels.com/photos/859265/pexels-photo-859265.jpeg?auto=compress&cs=tinysrgb&dpr=1&w=500

Newbie wrote:

You shouldn't use your job to find or convince girls to hook up with you.
I know. It is just so hard not to. Like, for the first time in my life I have girls falling out of the trees to date me.
https://previews.123rf.com/images/vitaliymateha/vitaliymateha1905/vitaliymateha190500054/122767420-young-happy-woman-hanging-on-tree-and-laughs-in-woods-with-orange-backpack-funny-girl-fooling-around.jpg
And I don't know how to deal with the endless temptation.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg

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