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i sincerely hope that's not actually her. it's pretty creepy to post a picture of someone online who doesn't even know you're drooling over them and making designs upon them.

she's unexceptional, by the way. give the poor girl some privacy.

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SuperJail Warden
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That's not her
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uziq
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you are excused, sir.
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Honestly being Mac I assumed it was a pic of her.
It's not so that's nice
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I'm going to a Halloween party on Saturday and I just found out my ex (2 ex's ago) will be there. She was a model that was pretty hot but was also quite a bit older than me. It didn't end very well and we haven't really spoke since. I'm bringing a girl almost half her age.

What could go wrong?///
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uziq
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it went wrong at the ‘halloween party’ bit. aren’t you in your 30s? a bit long in the tooth for cartoon blood and children’s costumes isn’t it, nick?
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What? It's just a party my friends are throwing, we're going to a club after.

Weren't you at a karaoke the other week with a bunch of expat piss head simpletons? Please tell me more about how to adult
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uziq
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dressing up for halloween is for students. korean noraebang is indulged in by every age group in society.

my first time ever going to one, by the way. part of exploring their deep and fascinating culture, i'm sure you'll agree. it was the goodbye drinks of my friend, who is going back to the states to ... start a PhD in physics at duke. speaking of ...

piss head simpletons?
weren't you bragging about hanging out with a reality tv star? how many people in your group whatsapp even have a degree m8?

Please tell me more about how to adult
alright ... stop taking your top off in clubs and lose a little weight.

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I matched with this hot 30 year old white girl in Boston. The girl is really aggressive. She wants me to come and spend the weekend in her condo outside Boston.

We added each other on Facebook, and talked on the phone. She isn't a catfish, and she is hot and accomplished...two catches though.

(A) She mentioned she has ADHD
(B) She wants to have kids someday


This girl is going to lure me to her Condo and then try to steal my
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They look like they'd struggle to get a job at their local wetherspoons m8

I didn't exactly run up to him asking for his autograph. A C-list celeb came up to me and my friends while we were standing outside a pub and started talking to us, I didn't even realise who he was until 10 minutes into the conversation. He was out with his niece and her friends for her birthday and got us all free entry to a club nearby with drinks on the house - it was a fun night, I made new friends, why wouldn't I go? Would you have asked him to stop talking to you once you realised he's on TV?

Yeah I don't know anyone with a degree... 🙄
My closest friends are 2x Neuroscience PHDs (both at Meta) and 2x Oxford graduates (you know... the place you pretended to go to?)
I'm also dating an INSEAD MBA grad who works at Deloitte
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uziq
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lmao and we're off to the races.

i wouldn't have ever met the guy in the first place because i don't hang out at 'glamour' clubs in the west end waiting to meet reality tv stars, mate.

bit of a nonstarter calling people 'waster expats' based on a videoclip at a noraebang, innit? chaebol managers go to noraebang. and except for the guy who was leaving (to go and start a PhD), none of them were english teachers. one works in industrial design for samsung, just about the most prestigious job out here. fluent in korean too. and a very good noraebang singer, ya punk!

meta
uziq
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you also still didn't address the basic and irrefutable point: if you're still dressing up in fancy-dress and going to halloween-themed parties in your 30s, you're a straight-up loser mate. no arguing against that one! sorry, you do not pass GO!

you gonna get your INSEAD gf to dress up in a 'slutty vampire nurse' outfit?
SuperJail Warden
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I matched with this hot 30 year old white girl in Boston. The girl is really aggressive. She wants me to come and spend the weekend in her condo outside Boston.

We added each other on Facebook, and talked on the phone. She isn't a catfish, and she is hot and accomplished...two catches though.

(A) She mentioned she has ADHD
(B) She wants to have kids someday


This girl is going to lure me to her Condo and then try to steal my
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DD1hyEoW0AEfqH3.jpg
I am probably going to spend the week after next at her condo. This girl is apparently wealthy. She lives in a small seaside town where the median home price is $800,000. Her one bedroom condo was valued at $550,000 since she can see the shore from her back porch. She works in international finance and does real estate investing on the side. She is the only child and her father is apparently still in big business.

So that's all nice. I am downright poor compared to this girl.

Giant red flag though
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She really wants kids. Like she sends me sexy text like "I want to make you a father." She talks about us moving together to a small town and starting a family. I have known her less than a week and she is begging me to knock her up.
https://media.tenor.com/L1nGl0WbPjsAAAAC/escalated-quickly-anchorman.gif
Like I am afraid she is going to try to convince me raw dog her when I visit. Steal my life essence.
https://y.yarn.co/7b98b69c-dc35-425a-bda5-07cd24b2a609_text.gif
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uziq
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i mean, i can see how it might be a little kinky and playful to roleplay that stuff ... but if she's in any way being serious, run a mile, son!

how long have you been talking for? it is pretty weird to be making 'get me pregnant' jokes to someone you've only just met. red flag the size of china.
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I definitely don't believe she is joking. Her mom recently passed away, she is the only child, and she was in fact adopted as a baby. I think she is very serious about the whole "starting a family" thing. We have talked about it a bit. She thinks I would be a great dad since I work with kids yadda yadda.

...

I was texting last night with her and the Chinese girl at the same time. The Chinese girl is talking about her day. While the white girl is talking about her life plans and how we can move to a small town together and start a family together.

Seeing the messages come in at the same time and I am looking at it like I am going to have to crush one of these girls. Because I can't juggle two of them. And I thought "I should just kill myself. Just hang myself in the bathroom. I won't have to deal with any of this anymore." Obviously it was a fleeting thought 💭 and I am not serious. No one ever killed themselves because they have too many girls after them. But the whole thing is a lot to manage. I came home from work just to text them all day. I couldn't play video games, I couldn't watch disaster porn, I couldn't do work since I am texting them back and forth.

I probably should restart therapy.
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this is totally unbalanced behaviour and you should probably stop talking to a recently bereaved woman about impregnating her.
SuperJail Warden
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uziq wrote:

this is totally unbalanced behaviour and you should probably stop talking to a recently bereaved woman about impregnating her.
Wait which one of us is unbalanced?
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uziq
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if a girl was telling me in like week 1 that she wanted us to move in together and start a family, i think i'd find a way to politely signal that she needs to chill the fuck out. you are insane to let an emotionally unstable woman talk such claptrap at you. how are you so desperate to get in their pants? it is not worth that much hassle my guy, haha.
SuperJail Warden
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This situation is crazy and stupid

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If only you'd had a vasectomy first, Mac. Think, man!
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uziq wrote:

i wouldn't have ever met the guy in the first place because i don't hang out at 'glamour' clubs in the west end waiting to meet reality tv stars, mate.
West End glamour clubs? I was standing outside a pub in bank

uziq wrote:

you also still didn't address the basic and irrefutable point: if you're still dressing up in fancy-dress and going to halloween-themed parties in your 30s, you're a straight-up loser mate. no arguing against that one! sorry, you do not pass GO!
I don't know why you're so shocked about this, it's a house party some of the girls in my friend group are organising. They're dressing up but not everyone has to and I really haven't given it much thought. Lot's of people in our age group do this. The girl I'm bringing lives next to an editor from GQ who is in his mid to late 30s and believe it or not, he is also going to one.

I think to most people a 'straight-up loser' sounds more like someone who pretended to go to Oxford and continues to argue with every member on the site about every minute detail of what they do, including among other things... the proper term for a podium on a gaming forum
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uziq wrote:

you gonna get your INSEAD gf to dress up in a 'slutty vampire nurse' outfit?
Back on topic: no, I'm taking someone else, which brings me onto:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I was texting last night with her and the Chinese girl at the same time. The Chinese girl is talking about her day. While the white girl is talking about her life plans and how we can move to a small town together and start a family together.

Seeing the messages come in at the same time and I am looking at it like I am going to have to crush one of these girls. Because I can't juggle two of them. And I thought "I should just kill myself. Just hang myself in the bathroom. I won't have to deal with any of this anymore." Obviously it was a fleeting thought 💭 and I am not serious. No one ever killed themselves because they have too many girls after them. But the whole thing is a lot to manage. I came home from work just to text them all day. I couldn't play video games, I couldn't watch disaster porn, I couldn't do work since I am texting them back and forth.
I completely feel you, I've somehow gotten into a situation where I'm juggling 3 at the same time and it's almost a full time job especially when trying to respond to the other two while on a date with one. I'm super stressed right now both in and out of work.

The Canadian from INSEAD is my favourite and most likely to turn into a relationship. The one I'm bringing to the party is 22 and mutually agreed 'just for fun' - and she is definitely a whole lot of fun... I didn't really expect to see her much but things kind of exploded in the last week with her. The other one is really sweet and deserves better than me messing her around like this, if I keep this going much longer I'm going to hurt her so am going to end it with her next week.
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

This situation is crazy and stupid
Agreed Mac but still go out there and let us know how you get on, you don't get good stories by being sensible

Double bag though and check for pinholes.... 😲
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did i hit a nerve nick? what does the GQ editor say about weight loss? good luck with that. halloween outfits are at least forgiving on the outlines.

ffs i don’t think anyone was being serious at any point about podiums or lecterns   stand behind one and learn to read a room pal.

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Gatekeeping dressing up for Halloween lol

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