SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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We are still working on the impulse control.
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uziq
Member
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installing two apps precision-engineered to hit your dopamine levers seems like a good choice.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3142
I probably wouldn't have done it if I wasn't laid up in bed with COVID like symptoms.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3142
I don't have much time left. I can see St. Peter calling to take me home.
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,998|6195|USA

Except your heaven is going to be a 1:1 construct of New Jersey.
Dauntless
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+2,245|6165|London

I paid for Tinder platinum but it wasn't worth it, seems like all the good women are on Hinge. Though it is handy to be able to set my location in Tinder to Chicago and make some plans for when my friend ditches me and goes to London.

Meanwhile Hinge started out slow but since Tuesday I have 80 matches and 40 chats on go. I'm seeing a different girl Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
I haven't even revealed my true sexual value by telling them how much my car was yet.

Friday's girl is from NYC
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uziq
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hinge is definitely better at throwing you in with good matches straightaway. just works better when you can transparently see who has liked you without having to pay for any sort of premium locks to do so (i.e. tinder gold/premium, which are an absolute shocking rip-off).

tinder and bumble tend to take longer to get your matches up, i guess because the raw numbers game is so tipped against the blokes. you've got to spend a few hours swiping before the algorithm starts to put you in the right ELO bracket.

i can't do 20 or 40+ conversations at once. i had the appetite once upon a time but no more. all the conversations blur into one, and i simply cannot feign interest. i try to keep it to 4–5 properly engaged conversations, and even then i try and encourage moving them to a coffee date or at least insta/whatsapp sooner rather than later. very rarely does a convo on a dating app survive longer than a 7-day window for me. there's just many new matches coming on and asking all the same fucking questions.

a few times i've got to the 1,000+ matches mark on tinder and then just start over with a new account. the app doesn't even handle having that many profiles, all refreshing their pictures and locations, very well. buggy as hell. and who even needs that many lmao.
Dauntless
Admin
+2,245|6165|London

Yeah I've definitely bit off more than I can chew here and am losing track of what I've said to who
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Cybargs
Moderated
+2,277|6139
arent you two such sexy strapping lads getting all da wamens. share some with macbeth and dilbs ya greedy fooks
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Dauntless
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+2,245|6165|London

Mac doesn't need any help
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3142

Dauntless wrote:

Yeah I've definitely bit off more than I can chew here and am losing track of what I've said to who
I had that problem too. Keeping track of specific details about the girls is hard too when there are too many.

"You said you wanted to visit (thing) someday"
"Huh? I never said that?"
"Oh I must have misremembered."

...

Also retreading thing you went over before. "You showed me that before "
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3142
Trading dating stories with girl you meet. Yikes some of the stuff other boyfriends have done to these girls. My best friend just got out of an 8 year abusive relationship. I had no idea it was abusive from the outside.

I don't understand how some guys would resort to abuse. If you are just nice to the girl she will give you what you want?
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uziq
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i think long term relationships can develop unhealthy dynamics without either person realising there’s been a slide into toxicity. can happen to normal people.
Dauntless
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+2,245|6165|London

Last night I was at a party and my friend who is my ex's sister (two girlfriends ago) got drunk and told me I was 'the perfect guy' and gave me quite strong signals that she's attracted to me though didn't outright say it. She also has a boyfriend who is my friend and ex-colleague that I actually introduced to her 3 years ago.

She's beautiful and very intelligent but aside from her having a boyfriend who is my friend, I don't have the same feelings and even if I did and she didn't have a boyfriend I just want to be single right now.

We all went to a club after but she didn't have her ID and they wouldn't let her in so I put her in a taxi to go home. For some reason she called her bf and told him to tell me that she's in a cab(?), she didn't get home until a bit later and he was calling and texting me, seemed like he was quite concerned. He said she eventually arrived home completely wasted and he had to undress her and put her in bed.

What a mess.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Make some kind of physical sexual contact with her however small to just leave your mark on her life.
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uziq
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you’re skating on thin ice nicky boy.
Dauntless
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+2,245|6165|London

Why do so many girls use group photos or photos of them with their hot friend on apps. Do they really expect me to sit here and determine which of the 5 people in the picture they might be... The hot friend one is obvious but surely they just end up with more matches that figure out they've been duped, or worse, end up on a date expecting the other one.
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Dauntless
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This week I'm seeing a Japanese woman tomorrow for a golf (driving range) date, a Korean woman for dinner on Wednesday, an American woman on Friday in Chicago and (not confirmed yet but most likely) a French Canadian woman on Saturday in Toronto. I truly am a man of the world.
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uziq
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a first date at a golf driving range? shudder.

i can already picture 95% of what this woman is like based on my extensive experience of swiping past approx. 38,000 ‘i like golf yes i do i’m aspirational’ koreans on dating apps.
Dauntless
Admin
+2,245|6165|London

Yeah it was the only way I could shoehorn her in before I leave the country as I was already going

I don't think you can tbh

She didn't mention golf on her profile
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uziq
Member
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‘do you want to come and watch me knock balls into the middle distance for 2 hours before i go abroad to date other women?’

you’re finessing a good game!
Cybargs
Moderated
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Dauntless wrote:

Why do so many girls use group photos or photos of them with their hot friend on apps. Do they really expect me to sit here and determine which of the 5 people in the picture they might be... The hot friend one is obvious but surely they just end up with more matches that figure out they've been duped, or worse, end up on a date expecting the other one.
cheerleader effect
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+590|3142
The group photos can actually be helpful. If an Asian or white girl has a group photo with darker skinned girls/guys it is a signal that you (I) aren't barking up the wrong tree. That, hoop earrings, and 'What social cause do you care about? Black Lives Matter" work too.
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uziq
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i think girls are concerned that too many selfies on a profile makes them look like they don’t have a social life. it’s a normies thing.

i can see why a woman looking at a man’s profile consisting entirely of solo shots might wonder if he’s a total sociopath or something. i think women’s experience of being ‘online’ in general probably has an everyday familiarity with creeper activity. i’ve dated some girls with moderately large instagram followings, nothing near fame or influencer status, and then the ‘lone male’ sliding into the DMs is like a universal background hum.

having a few group shots is just a simple coded message that you’re normal enough to hang out with people. pretty low bar. haha.

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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I am writing down all of my SluttyConfessions here and elsewhere then condensing it into one new Reddit profile. Here is "The Soldier Story" in full detail. Maybe Detective Dilbert or Special Prosecutor Newbie can save it for later.
I (32m) slept with a childhood friend (26f) when she had a boyfriend she later married, had a kid with, and divorced. After she found a new boyfriend, she cheated on him with me too.

This saga started when we were both 26.

She is now also 32. I had to go back to college to get some professional credentials. While in class on the first day, I noticed a petite light skinned Puerto Rican girl sitting next to me. I looked at her and started talking. We both recognized each other. We were friends in high school. I still saw her Facebook profile picture but otherwise lost contact. She must have seen my profile picture come up in her recommended too. She recognized me instantly which surprised me since we weren’t particularly close in high school and that was 8 years beforehand. We started chatting and when class was over, we left together.

We went to Dunkin Donuts together and caught up. She made me aware she was dating a childhood friend of ours that I was close with but only when we were kids. I offered her a ride home and she accepted. When I dropped her off in front of her home late at night, we shared a moment of intense staring and talking, and I knew there I was going to sleep with this girl. I saw her again the next week and I drove her home again. While we were driving, I told her we should hangout together the next day. She accepted. I picked her up the next day while I presume her boyfriend was working. We went out for a sushi lunch, and it eventually came up that we were attracted to each other. We kissed a few times in the empty Sushi place. We then went back to my place and had sex.

We hooked up a few more times after that. I gave her a ride the entire semester and we would often make out just before dropping her home. After the semester ended, she went “no contact” with me. We were Facebook friends at that point, but my messages were never returned. A few months passed, and she posted a picture of her engagement ring on her page. The boyfriend that was cheating on decided to ask her to marry him. They got married, had a child together, and then divorced. I didn’t keep up with what she was doing after that until I messaged her a few months ago.

She had changed her Facebook profile name back to her original name and not her married name. I messaged her to hangout and picked her up from a job interview after I got out of work. We went out together and had a few drinks in which she explained to me she was dating some other guy. We still ended up kissing and went back to my apartment together. We had sex there after a little talking her into it. She let me know she wasn’t leaving the new guy for me. We met up together a week later and had sex together again. After our second time together, she became adamant that she wasn’t leaving the new guy. We haven’t met up since then.

We have spoken over text a few times and she told me “You always come at a bad time” and she is “taken.” We don’t meet up casually or as friends to do stuff together since it wouldn’t work out like that. I do from time to time send her little “thinking of you” messages that she reacts to. But otherwise, we don’t talk about the two times I “made a liar out of her.”
“made a liar out of her.” Newbie told me that once and I liked it. So I included it in the story. Also these stories are supposed to be fun. Read the story as if detailed by the Warden of SuperJail

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