SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Fell in love with Brooklyn. Transferring my license to NY is hard and I have built up a good base at my current place. I need to just patiently stick around and eventually I will make it to leadership and a nice pension. But it would be cool to live in that part of the city. In another time maybe.
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

The first casualty has been laid to rest in this saga. One of the Accounts Payable people was pushed off the iceberg by the fatty penguins at corporate.

I think I am in the clear, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's another sacrifice to the corporate compliance gods.

Here's a protip: never put onlyfans charges onto a corporate credit card. It will result in numerous people cringing as the question, "what is onlyfans?" is answered in a corporate boardroom.
Second casualty- VP of Financial Reporting. Announced Friday afternoon right before the long weekend.

I'd be lying if I don't feel nervous that I may be let go too.
unnamednewbie13
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+1,998|6200|USA

CEO not going to take responsibility for the excesses of their underlings and pen a resignation letter?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+591|3148

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

The first casualty has been laid to rest in this saga. One of the Accounts Payable people was pushed off the iceberg by the fatty penguins at corporate.

I think I am in the clear, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's another sacrifice to the corporate compliance gods.

Here's a protip: never put onlyfans charges onto a corporate credit card. It will result in numerous people cringing as the question, "what is onlyfans?" is answered in a corporate boardroom.
Second casualty- VP of Financial Reporting. Announced Friday afternoon right before the long weekend.

I'd be lying if I don't feel nervous that I may be let go too.
Did the stealing start under your watch? You were the one that found and reported it. If I was leadership, I wouldn't cut the throat of the guy who uncovered the fraud. But then again...I am not a pig man.
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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Stealing started before I got here, but I uncovered it during an audit of my department. I was doing the right thing!

My company is owned by a ruthless private equity firm that will extract their pound of flesh if that's their prerogative.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+591|3148
You were doing the right thing. Have faith! Maybe this could all shake out in your favor. Say 10 hail Mary's and blow a priest just to be sure.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,726|6165|Oxferd Ohire
private equity is fun*


*not
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+591|3148
Show me where Elon Musk touched you.
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Dauntless
Admin
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Hope everything works out Ken.
Surely you'll be in the clear if you uncovered it all, if they fire you they'll just be encouraging people to hide problems.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

My company is owned by a ruthless private equity firm that will extract their pound of flesh if that's their prerogative.
If it helps you feel better I'm pretty sure the PE company which bought my last workplace must be at their wits end about now.
The honcho who drove the acquisition and was put in to manage it got the chop for sure and very suddenly.
The CFO of the acquired company got fired also for his lies, but then he would have sold all his shares and wouldn't have cared.

Protip: Doing due diligence on the numbers tells you fuck all.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+591|3148
My boss offered me a new project. Paid but this is especially cool. Good opportunity to get introduced to some new circles.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+591|3148
I have an aide now. They are with me the whole day. I am their boss.

Rest easy, I am not a jerk to subs. I may try to sleep with them. But I don't ask them to do anything. They can just sit there 95% of the time for all I care. My class sizes are like 10 kids each. I don't need the aide but it is cool.

My aide is an immigrant from the Middle East in his 40s or 50s. I hope his parents aren't cousins.
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,998|6200|USA

Teacher in Japan arrested for mixing bleach into school lunch
https://nextshark.com/teacher-arrested- … nto-lunch/

Why are teachers like this?
Dauntless
Admin
+2,245|6170|London

It makes sense if you read the whole story:
"I was upset because I was not assigned as a homeroom teacher of a class I had been in charge of until March,” she was quoted as saying.
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,998|6200|USA

Imagine being late on an assignment.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+591|3148
This is a dark thought but there is going to eventually be a school incident somewhere in the country where a School Resource Officer or 2nd Amendment enthusiast instructor offs some kids and/or coworkers. I wonder what solution people would think up once the "good guy with a gun" can't be trusted either.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+591|3148
When it happens I hope only a handful of teachers are hurt in a scandalous story of workplace romance.
...

I would die happy if I could make love to the 25 year old and then both of us get killed in a murder suicide by her bipolar boyfriend while on the clock.

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Maybe Dilbert can buy us a bench with our names. Two star crossed lovers.
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