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Cyjoki wrote:

This is small time.

Back in Battlefield 1942, My friend Brent was playing one of the desert maps for the first time.

He was playing as the germans, and he was a rifleman.

If you knew my friend Brent, you would know he is kind of a jackass. So he was running around the airstrip on one of the huge desert maps blowing up friendly planes and generally being stupid when a B52 flys over and starts to bomb the airstrip. Out of sheer anger he aims at the cockpit of this plane and fires a single shot within about 2 seconds of the bombs starting to fall.

Now, this plane is about 3000 feet up, and isnt even clearly visible.

HE HITS THE PILOT IN THE HEAD! KILLS HIM! AND DESTROYS THE PLANE!

Thats a great shot.

Except for the part where it didn't happen because it's impossible.

1. there is no B-52s in BF1942. They're b-17s.
2. You cannot shoot pilots out of cockpits.

Last edited by =[4th]=SlayThem (2005-10-25 13:16:07)

DrDestruction wrote:

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:

Cyjoki wrote:

This is small time.

Back in Battlefield 1942, My friend Brent was playing one of the desert maps for the first time.

He was playing as the germans, and he was a rifleman.

If you knew my friend Brent, you would know he is kind of a jackass. So he was running around the airstrip on one of the huge desert maps blowing up friendly planes and generally being stupid when a B52 flys over and starts to bomb the airstrip. Out of sheer anger he aims at the cockpit of this plane and fires a single shot within about 2 seconds of the bombs starting to fall.

Now, this plane is about 3000 feet up, and isnt even clearly visible.

HE HITS THE PILOT IN THE HEAD! KILLS HIM! AND DESTROYS THE PLANE!

Thats a great shot.

Except for the part where it didn't happen because it's impossible.

1. there is no B-52s in BF1942. They're b-17s.
2. You cannot shoot pilots out of cockpits.

LMAO!

haha.. yeah I've spent many hours on BF1942. and in a few of those hours, I've spent sitting on a friendly plane while it is occupied, shooting at the cockpit window with all differnet weapons. Just doesn't work.

Once I brought down a MIG-29 with my good ol' trustworthy M203 (Grenade launcher on USMC )..
The map was Gulf of Oman. The MEC team had all the outposts, I had just landed on the beach with a RIB along with some other guys... and there, in the distance - my next victim a single soldier, walking around on the beach waiting for landing crafts. Pulled out my M203 aimed... [...]
I the distance a MIG-29 was coming in real low and real fast, gunning my landing craft to pieces along with the rest of my crew...
I pulled the trigger... The MIG was on a straight line towards me... and then "BOOOM" the MIG was reduced to flaming metal and a single kill for me ...
(I was laughing sooo hard that the guy on the beach killed me with a knife.. but it was totally worth it)

I just had the best shot in my life!
Wake Island 64 server, we were being raped by some AH-ZI..
I had enough of it and decided to take my M95 and put a stop to it! (lol)
Fired 7 rounds at it and it EXPLODED giving me 2 killz and a lot of "Whoaah!" "noob, hacker!" "Nice shot man"

Sgt.Gh0st wrote:

I just had the best shot in my life!
Wake Island 64 server, we were being raped by some AH-ZI..
I had enough of it and decided to take my M95 and put a stop to it! (lol)
Fired 7 rounds at it and it EXPLODED giving me 2 killz and a lot of "Whoaah!" "noob, hacker!" "Nice shot man"

Nice one dude..
I've never experinced the M95's armour piercing properties.. when a chopper goes stationary over a target I often get in a clip or so on the people inside.. and I'm sure that at least some of them should have hit the driver/gunner...

But yeah the 50.cal sniper is actually good for bringing down choppers - it packs a punch...

My fave stroy is when I took out an attack chopper with a grenade. Not the grenade launcher (done that a few times too) but a regular grenade. I was playing Wake Island for about the 6th time, and spawned as an American medic at one of the regular bases. The chopper was hovering just above and in front of me, directly above one of those low buildings. In a flash of inspiration i threw the grenade at the roof, which bounced straight up and killed the heli. The pilot and gunner seemed very shocked when it said Talon1579 [Hand Grenade] Playerx

Great stories guys, had one of my own happen this weekend.

Playing Chinese on 32 Dalian Plant we had swept through and secured all the capturable points. So I'm sitting in a tank at the end of the southern dock taking pot shots at incoming boats and wondering if I can hit the carrier deck from here. So I elevate my gun and fire. Wayyy to high or so I thought. Soon the round starts coming down down down, right into an F-35 hovering above the carrier. Luckiest shot ever, for me at least.

On the other side of this...
I was attacking a Wetlands base, and people there were beginning to get wise to me. I stole a jeep, and was just about to move off when the ping of an ominous sniper's bullet hits the car. I spun the car round to face the guy, lying prone on the ground. I revved the engine - sweat glistened down my face and his. I gunned the engine towards him. He was ready for me. He knew he had one shot to end this right now. He had one chance, but he could do it - he knew he could do it. The car was getting closer, wait... wait... not yet... wait until the perfect oppertunity...
Pechew! He squeezed the trigger...

...Well, he missed...
SPLAT! He was pressed against the wall and killed.

Oh how we laughed.

while i havnt had too many 'bullshit' shots so far in BF2, besides shooting down a attack helo with a SRAW as it strafes me under the bridge in Dam, i have had several in DC.

best shot ever, i was coolition on DC_Deasertshield at a LAN, 64 players, and snuck into the opposition base and nabbed the SCUD.  i drove it to the entrance of the base, jumped in the back and pointed it up in a feeble attempt to hit the small base between the ridge and the coolition base that was getting attacked.

Whooosh!  Whoosh!  i cant see where these are going but they feel like theyre hitting short, so i raise it up and fire off another and it dissapears into the nVidia distance fog.



Kommando [SCUD-B] TargonXelos3rd

The room erupts in laughter as Gene stands up and screams WTF!  people are falling over themselves crying laughing and i am left wondering what just happened.  after all a scud has a large blast radius.  tho that blast radius only kills one person when it intersects a SU-27.

between tears i am told by Jarod that Gene was flying his SU-27 around the coolition base strafing our attempts to take back the said point when out of the sky screams a 20m missile that cuts his supersonic plane in half showering our war effort in blazing shrapnel.

this tops the time i took out the circling AC-130 with an M-109 howitzer.

My story involves me a J-10 and 8 american's waiting for an attack chopper on wake island a tactic i have been usining recently in wake island against the carrier deck is somthing i affectionatly call the razor blade. You fly as close the carrier deck as possible in the hopes of cutting people in two Well yesterday i was flying along when i shot down the USMC attack chopper, knowing how people always wait forever for the eqipment to respawn instead of going out and fighting i quickly circled and burned towards the carrier deck i dipped down and came so close to the carrier deck i actually lost 2 bars of hp slicing 8 people in half.

Sifright wrote:

My story involves me a J-10 and 8 american's waiting for an attack chopper on wake island a tactic i have been usining recently in wake island against the carrier deck is somthing i affectionatly call the razor blade. You fly as close the carrier deck as possible in the hopes of cutting people in two Well yesterday i was flying along when i shot down the USMC attack chopper, knowing how people always wait forever for the eqipment to respawn instead of going out and fighting i quickly circled and burned towards the carrier deck i dipped down and came so close to the carrier deck i actually lost 2 bars of hp slicing 8 people in half.

Ill have to try that sometime.  serves them right for being chopper whores.

dshak wrote:

Haha, as for you spec ops guys who are now hunting for me in the weeds, don't spend too much time, like all the other "surefire" approaches people have given me for getting the basic knife badge, that one didn't work either. NO I'm not a super noob with the knife, I can handle it well, I just don't seem to get all these "easy opportunities" everyone constantly talks about.

The worst advice I ever got was to chase a guy from behind, as long as he's moving forward he's near impossible to stab, as every time you swing that pig sticker you slow down and he's out of range. I hate that badge.

I H A T E T H A T B A D G E

I wish I could just BUY it off someone so this unhealthy obsession would end and I could enjoy playing the game again. Its making me criminally insane I swear to it!

Yah its that way for me too, hate the badge love the game, can't get over your anger and temptation to burn the dics with anything you have around the house. 

I love being able to express hatred for something, dont you?

In the earlier patches of BF1942 you were able to shoot pilots out of cockpits. I remember being really pissed off when they changed that.