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Cybargs wrote:

but i'm sure dilbs can still find a cambodian or filipina woman he can impress one day. dilbs, do you still live in adelaide?

I like asian girls, I really do. But they all seem to lack muscle tone, mostly they're just sort of soft and pudgy.

The best they seem to be able to manage is a sort of rubbery texture, maybe about 30 on the Shore 00 scale if you're lucky.

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uziq wrote:

south korean escorts are very expensive dilbert.

Dilbert_X wrote:

what do you mean by 'expensive'

I like asian girls, I really do. But they all seem to lack muscle tone, mostly they're just sort of soft and pudgy.

lol wtf. every asian girl i have ever dated, in the UK or elsewhere, has been a dieting and/or fitness fanatic. my gf from hong kong had her own personal trainer. most koreans, owing to their insane beauty standards, go to the gym 3-4 times a week.

hiking is the national sport of korea, most go on a weekly basis or otherwise a couple times a month. it's a social occasion with friends or family. mountain hiking doesn't exactly scream 'pudgy'.

there's a huge industry here in 'fitness photos'. you know, getting oiled up and having specially lit photos taken so that you look shredded. it's super popular with korean women. they are anything but 'pudgy'. i think you've been spending too much time around depressed prostitutes who are only allowed 3 hours of sunlight per week by their pimp.

ok, hannibal lecter, PhD in women.

Do you guys like my horticulture?

Hey thanks.

Yeah I feel bad too. I would like to someday plant the tall one in a warm and sunny place.

Maybe your soil is too dry.

i was referring solely to the fact that complaining about a woman's 'texture' makes you sound like a cannibal.

who the f talks about women's 'textures'? a girl who looks physically fit normally has a lean 'texture', not a pudgy one. muscles don't feel pudgy? it doesn't make any fucking sense.

Like it could be it's own episode in What We Do in the Shadows, a ghoul all the vampires are slightly uncomfortable around.

I think a lot of times in households with more than one person, a plant gets overwatered because there are two people drenching it at different times. Similar reason some cats and dogs get fat.

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Maybe your soil is too dry.

It's definitely not that. Many people over water their plants. I make sure mine are watered correctly. I even do the finger in the soil test. For my palm, I mist it day and night to no avail. It's frustrating because I have probably 20 plants in my house and I can't keep this one or a chain fern alive.

Have you considered putting it outside? My Cactus only really grow during the summer when in direct sunlight. Light through glass isn't strong enough.

Wow, congratulations.

Adams_BJ wrote:

I had a baby last month

Congrats, are you going to tell us the gender or wait until they're 16 and can decide for themselves?

Dilbert_X wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

I had a baby last month

Congrats, are you going to tell us the gender or wait until they're 16 and can decide for themselves?

he's going to start a bush fire as part of the gender reveal celebrations, i just know it.