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SuperJail Warden
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DesertFox- wrote:

God I should really replace my work picture in case I die in a mass shooting.
Make sure you wear a tie and jacket so that people think you were a boss or something.

Last edited by SuperJail Warden (2021-05-27 17:49:03)

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DesertFox-
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They did bring in a photographer for professional headshots (with a camera that time) when a new HR system rolled out. No one in my area was doing it, so I didn't partake, but I later saw a lot of others did and they were pretty decent. One of my short-term goals is to contact a photographer and get some taken so I can finally have a professional photo for my Linkedin.
Dilbert_X
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The asian chicks who bombard my linkedin have some nice photos.

Somehow I seem to be on some mailing list of models and air-hostesses.
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uziq
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imagine being bombarded by real asian chicks IRL you cucked beta male.
SuperJail Warden
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DesertFox- wrote:

They did bring in a photographer for professional headshots (with a camera that time) when a new HR system rolled out. No one in my area was doing it, so I didn't partake, but I later saw a lot of others did and they were pretty decent. One of my short-term goals is to contact a photographer and get some taken so I can finally have a professional photo for my Linkedin.
Did you just confess to wanting to do a photoshoot? YGOS?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
DesertFox-
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

DesertFox- wrote:

They did bring in a photographer for professional headshots (with a camera that time) when a new HR system rolled out. No one in my area was doing it, so I didn't partake, but I later saw a lot of others did and they were pretty decent. One of my short-term goals is to contact a photographer and get some taken so I can finally have a professional photo for my Linkedin.
Did you just confess to wanting to do a photoshoot? YGOS?
I don't know what that means, but how many photos must be taken before you consider it a shoot? You bring up a decent point that I might as well have some tasteful nudes taken as long as I'm on that train.
SuperJail Warden
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DF showing up for his photoshoot
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Dilbert_X
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uziq
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take it to the selfies thread.
SuperJail Warden
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Peak America. Have to evacuate a baseball stadium because of a mass shooting.
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SuperJail Warden
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Mass shooting at a university in Russia. 8 dead, dozens wounded. Shooter wrote a manifesto saying he hates life and wants to hurt other people. I swear I have seen this conversation play out a dozen times today:

-56 "Let me guess he is an incel"
+93 "His manifesto said he hates life and wanted to cause suffering. He didn't say anything about being an incel"

I don't care what his manifesto said, the guy is an incel. People who get positive attention from the opposite sex rarely hate life to the point of murder.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
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"man armed with a bow and arrow went on a rampage in a Norwegian town on Wednesday, killing and wounding several people, the authorities said.

The attack took place in Kongsberg, a town of 26,000 people about 50 miles outside Oslo. A suspect was reported to be in custody.

“The information we now have, this person carried out these actions alone,” the police chief, Oyvind Aas, told reporters.

The attack began shortly after 6 p.m., when the assailant began making his way through the center of the town. Residents were urged to seek shelter inside.  A half hour later, a suspect was in custody, the police said."

We need bow and arrow control
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uziq
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it’s almost impressive. has to be someone from the far-right. it has a huge neo-folk LARPer energy about it. who the hell stalks around a town with a bow and arrow? this guy must have been in one of those norwegian black metal bands.
SuperJail Warden
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Turns out it was a Muslim
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Dilbert_X
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uziq wrote:

it’s almost impressive. has to be someone from the far-right. it has a huge neo-folk LARPer energy about it. who the hell stalks around a town with a bow and arrow? this guy must have been in one of those norwegian black metal bands.
LMAO

Convert to Islam arrested over assault that ‘appears to be act of terrorism’, says intelligence service

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SuperJail Warden
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Dilbert_X wrote:

uziq wrote:

it’s almost impressive. has to be someone from the far-right. it has a huge neo-folk LARPer energy about it. who the hell stalks around a town with a bow and arrow? this guy must have been in one of those norwegian black metal bands.
LMAO

Convert to Islam arrested over assault that ‘appears to be act of terrorism’, says intelligence service
https://i1.wp.com/sopranosblueprint.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/image1.jpeg?fit=640%2C482&ssl=1&is-pending-load=1
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unnamednewbie13
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Seems like a hot take.

To my knowledge, the area mosque here hasn't sent out crazy bowmen converts to shoot up their neighbors. There are however, plenty of shootings and other criminal activity that don't involve Muslims.
uziq
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Dilbert_X wrote:

uziq wrote:

it’s almost impressive. has to be someone from the far-right. it has a huge neo-folk LARPer energy about it. who the hell stalks around a town with a bow and arrow? this guy must have been in one of those norwegian black metal bands.
LMAO

Convert to Islam arrested over assault that ‘appears to be act of terrorism’, says intelligence service
i guess the 'black metal band' part wasn't obviously satire enough. i wasn't seriously trying to guess who the suspect was.

killing people with a bow-and-arrow is very kvlt and metal. it could only happen in scandinavia.

https://norwegianarts.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/NBM-Immortal-copyright-Nuclear-Blast-e1443452460395-640x480.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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Boebert chimes in:

https://i.imgur.com/3M7pFV0.jpg
SuperJail Warden
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There is no amount of death that will cause these people to imagine that they could be a victim of this type of violence.

Look at how many people got COVID by being a dumbass and went early into their graves like "I didn't think it could happen to me"
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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Not a perfect analogy. Fear of violence is a selling point for firearms and all manners of self-defense classes and materials. Nobody's claiming firearms will give you 5G or magnetism, I hope.
DesertFox-
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I do have a morbid curiosity about the details of this attack because it's just so seemingly novel. The victims were all older, but was he using like broadhead arrows or something that it was so lethal?
Dilbert_X
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Apparently they were all in fact stabbed, not arrowed to death.
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SuperJail Warden
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Derp knife control derp
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