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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,888|5670|USA

Congrats and good luck to the both of ya!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+450|2618
Camm has reproduced twice. He is literally more biologically successful than any of the other holdouts here.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|5591
Congrats, Camm.
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|3867|Dundee, Scotland.

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Camm has reproduced twice. He is literally more biologically successful than any of the other holdouts here.
I could inseminate a lump of coal I am that virile.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|3867|Dundee, Scotland.

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Congrats and good luck to the both of ya!

Superior Mind wrote:

Congrats, Camm.
Cheers lads
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+450|2618
So I still have a ghost. Pretty crazy thing just happened now regarding the ghost.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,888|5670|USA

Did it go down on you like in ghostbusters?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+450|2618
No. I am unsure of the ghost gender anyway.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,888|5670|USA

Well if you're already making out with a poltergeist behind your date's back, I'm sure its gender is the least of everyone's concern.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+450|2618
Has anyone here ever had "Channel Island milk"? I switched to no fat milk from whole and learned about Channel Island milk or Jersey Milk from Wikipedia. Jersey milk should be a thing in NJ.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,730|5005|eXtreme to the maX
Pretty sure its just milk.
#FreeBritney
Shahter
Zee Ruskie
+295|5674|Moscow, Russia

Camm wrote:

I could inseminate a lump of coal I am that virile.
don't forget to take pics of yourself doing that and become a tik-tok star.

p.s. congrats.
if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+758|5583|United States of America
Is anyone familiar with the podcast The Moth? A friend used "moth story" in a group chat and it split about 50:50 for people who knew that that meant. I'd never heard of it before, even as someone who clocked a few weeks of cumulative listening time in 2020. Online information is very unhelpful of describing it beyond "people telling stories". I've downloaded a few recent ones to try it out, but I do have to suppress my urge to pre-judge it based on how full of itself it sounds.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,906|5531|949

Moth Radio Hour has been a thing for a long time. It's pretty inclusive and a low bar to get in, so it's very hit or miss and dependent on the storyteller's natural ability. I've heard some good ones and some not so good ones
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+758|5583|United States of America
That has been my experience thus far, and I wouldn't say any of them have been "good". It lines up with how a friend described them as "standup, but way less funny". It seems something fine to have on in the background where you don't need to pay a bunch of attention, but I've got other podcasts I can be way more confident I'll enjoy at this stage.

Last edited by DesertFox- (2021-03-25 15:09:13)

KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,906|5531|949

The local NPR station airs it on either Saturday or Sunday mornings. I don't make time specifically to listen to it, but I've heard more than a few. Some people have a gift to entertain, and benefit from the editors' abilities to refine the story. They aren't all meant to be funny, but I think humor is a natural way to connect with an audience and get them to sympathize. I've heard some pretty depressing ones. I tend to like the average Joe type stories, because I like hearing little slices of American life.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,888|5670|USA

https://i.imgur.com/1VlWGqt.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+450|2618
Like a good American Christian, I will be visiting Walmart this Easter Sunday. I am in the middle of Spring Cleaning. I have a big homework project due Monday 11:59 PM that I haven't started yet and spring cleaning and waiting on line gives me time to think about what I need to do. I actually put on a nice pair of track pants and workout clothes before heading to Walmart so I don't end up on "People of Walmart".
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,888|5670|USA

I don't know if it's just my imagination, the chain's reputation, the oppressive lighting, or the stressed coupon clippers, but it feels wrong inside of walmarts. Like there's some underlying vibe of discomfiture. I'd rather be inside a Target.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+450|2618
It's not that bad. I have never seen anyone use a coupon.

Other thoughts: self checkout. If I am going to use self checkout I am taking my time and not rushing.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,888|5670|USA

I've gotten a lot of practice at self-checkouts. Scanning the second item before the first has finished dropping into the sack, and practically reaching for the third. I think I could recall the code for like six different types of apple if pressed. Be nice if more had tables large enough to fit a cartload of stuff, though.

Not a job I'd want, 12 hours a day of reminding people to stand a bit apart.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+638|5189|Washington St.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+559|5612|Purplicious Wisconsin
What kind of foreigners does Amazon hire for customer service? Had a woman with an entertaining accent that I couldn't figure out.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,708|5636|Oxferd Ohire
can we get an impression of her from you?
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,906|5531|949

amazon outsources their customer service and sales. Last salesperson i talked to was from the subcontinent. They are super fucking annoying and totally unhelpful. Fuck amazon

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