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uziq
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is that an inbreeding joke? am i missing a stereotype? are the english meant to be inbred? aren’t you from ohio?
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,687|5490|Oxferd Ohire
We marry our cousins thank you very much.

You just look similar. Maybe I'm out of it

Last edited by RTHKI (2020-11-10 13:51:55)

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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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There's nothing wrong with marrying your cousin as long as you get a dispensation from the local bishop.
uziq
Member
+343|2205

RTHKI wrote:

We marry our cousins thank you very much.

You just look similar. Maybe I'm out of it
oh, sorry. little slow on the uptake.
uziq
Member
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,842|5524|USA

If bigfoot was real, it probably deserves to be left alone.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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That sounds like something a Bigfoot would say.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,687|5490|Oxferd Ohire
I was told I slept through very loud domestic violence complete with police and emt response.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+353|5470|Riva, MD

RTHKI wrote:

I was told I slept through very loud domestic violence complete with police and emt response.
That edible knocked you the fuck out
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,687|5490|Oxferd Ohire
There was also lots of alcohol
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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If you ever see one of you guy friends beating up his girlfriend or wife what do you even do? My policy when it comes to domestic abuse is to not get involved unless she is family. I guess a close prior relationship also counts assuming you don't have a relationship with the guy also.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,708|4859|eXtreme to the maX
Call the police, they'll shoot one or both of them - problem solved.
Epstein didn't kill himself
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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So a solar panel company called just now trying to sell me solar panels. The girl who called sounded like a white girl and said her name was Angel.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/9f/39/d89f39b950a5b726971dfc5585a80136.jpg

I told her Angel was a weird name for a girl. She said she never heard that before and so I explained Angel is a name for Hispanic men.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/74/a3/07/74a3079e3963cf737ce2184b356b0b16.jpg

So she keeps trying to explain the benefits of solar panels and she asked if I ever looked into solar panels and I told her yes. And she asked why I never installed some and I told her "solar panels aren't good because the sun eventually goes away and you lose power". She explains that the solar panels store power for when the sun goes away. "Storing energy in batteries in your home is dangerous." I reply. She said it isn't dangerous that there aren't batteries. So I asked her if the solar panels can explode like a Samsung phone. She asked what and I asked again about exploding Samsung batteries.
https://spectrum.ieee.org/image/MjgyMDQ3OA.jpeg
She said there are no batteries that the energy is stored in the panel and the panels can clip onto the roof. I asked if the solar panels can fly off from the wind. She assured me that they drill little holes on the roof to make sure the panels don't fly away.
https://v.w-x.co/707352.jpg
So I asked what if water gets into the roof holes? And she said they cover roof maintenance for 25 years and will repair any damage to your roof. I said "that's an awesome warranty since the world isn't going to be here in 25 years."
https://media1.tenor.com/images/15d45fe65f613774945fee8c7b1cb1a3/tenor.gif?itemid=14366757
I heard her making a choking noise and I guess she didn't know what to say because there was silence for a good moment. So I thought she hanged up on me. She then asked "What is the purpose of this call?" I asked "What is the purpose of this call?" She asked "Are you interested in buying solar panels?" and I responded "Sure I will keep listening". She then hanged up on me.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/XNbGa5vXgX4pH6q-YvWPvMG3-cUwy3SBWjpbH1Efn8_ip8j4RroUZM2sBMTIdOI_nNYYRonq0K_3JAzFrh8PLxJ5jOifo89ODMDYWBhRF2ZQ_PAWVKX1xWRQRrF-_4eRyddXuA
Adams_BJ
Turns out you were cucked
+2,037|5375|Little Bentcock
You got her, that was a wild ride
uziq
Member
+343|2205
Punk'd`!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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So I signed up for a reddit secret Santa. Looking forward to see what person I get.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,708|4859|eXtreme to the maX
Do you get an actual person?
Epstein didn't kill himself
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+404|2472
Yes, if you sign up for the anime secret Santa they send you an Asian girl. If you sign up for the LGBT one they send you a YouTube transgirl.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,708|4859|eXtreme to the maX
Great, do they come down a tube like in Logan's Run?
Epstein didn't kill himself
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+404|2472
No they deliver your anime girlfriend or tranny secret girlfriend by UPS carrier. Not happy some bearded guy is going to touch the box they ship her in.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Did anyone notice Samtheman keeps logging in today?

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