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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,702|4830|eXtreme to the maX

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

My greatest claim is I shook the hand of the KGB officer who disposed of Hitler's body.
I own the reddit fan pages of and occasionally interact with some porn stars.
So do they like to be called porn stars, snuggle actresses or what?

I should know in case I get into a conversation, although most of my conversations with actual women usually end with "how about I give you an extra $50 and you stop talking"
Epstein didn't kill himself
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,825|5496|USA

uziq wrote:

i don't think anyone would give a gnat's fart for more than a nanosecond about dilbert's opinions on fashion.
Anyway it seems like a distressingly frequent viewpoint. "Men aren't supposed to care about fashion, that's gay" while hypocritically immersed in it to some extent. Like, do people think Dickies and Carhartt and others are somehow above the fray? A pair of relaxed-fit stretch denim pants is not entity apart from jeans trends regardless of nfpa certs.

Imagine being so afraid of being seen as effeminate that you'll easily chose dumpy/trash. "Shopping for groceries in basically pajama pants and a frayed t-shirt from 1993 with stains almost as old, because I'm Too Manly to care about how I look." As is proper!

Meanwhile, in men's products:
https://i.imgur.com/qBfLLBr.png

lmao
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+744|5409|United States of America
I occasionally have youtube going in the background of my work PC, where I don't have an adblocker. There is so much cringy MANLY content be hawked to people. So much about "the best for your balls" small dick-energy advertising.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,702|4830|eXtreme to the maX
Real men use used sump oil and creosote.
Epstein didn't kill himself
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+385|2444
Real men collect boxes. I got new boxes.
https://i.imgur.com/DjxSBLe.jpg
uziq
Member
+326|2176
it looks a bit morbid and sterile. like some sort of fantasy-geek ossuary.

does each box contain the bones of a small dog?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+385|2444
Nope. They hold Magic Cards. I got a pink one for my sister with her name on it with a picture of her dog burned into the front of it. I joke with her that when the dog dies she can put his ashes into there. Then someday archeologists are going to find the box and assume the dog was actually had my sister's name and was a female.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,825|5496|USA

Keeping them in boxes would be a waste. The small dog bones are instead boiled down and turned into broths.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,702|4830|eXtreme to the maX
Nice tax refund, I should spend it.
Epstein didn't kill himself
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+695|4267|Toronto

Dilbert_X wrote:

Nice tax refund, I should spend it.
Revel in the knowledge that you gave the government an interest free loan for the year, money which you yourself could have invested.

Unless they were due to tax rebates, which are necessarily done at tax wrap up.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,702|4830|eXtreme to the maX
Savings rates are 0.8%, I don't care.
Epstein didn't kill himself
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,753|5417
Tested negative for corona
uziq
Member
+326|2176
negative? you think we encourage failure in this household?
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,753|5417
Am sorry. Pls accept me
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+385|2444
The cop across the street retired with a pension at like 40 or 50. Good for him. He spends most of his days now watching his kids play in front of his house. Literally every day I see/hear those small children playing outside of their house while the parents watch late into the night. I can hear them now in fact. My dogs escaped once and they actually brought them back and that was nice.

The really great thing about that family always being outside is the fact that my city has a porch pirate problem and half a dozen eyes is a good deterrent for a potential package thief.

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