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roger penrose won the nobel prize for physics. so i can now say that i've worked with and published the work of a nobel prize winner. cool.
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My greatest claim is I shook the hand of the KGB officer who disposed of Hitler's body.
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right, so total apocrypha? i've met half the SAS blokes responsible for the iran embassy siege, whilst we're on that note. you can normally find one in every small pub in herefordshire and gloucestershire.
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Thats great, except I actually did. He was on the same conference circuit as my father.
You can read his memoirs if you like.
https://www.amazon.com.au/Spymaster-Sta … 1632206870
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i've published about 40 of those naff spy memoirs in my publishing career, dilbert. i know that entire little circuit. but, sure, you've basically tapped right into the world-spirit of the 20th century and you're one handshake-removed from hitler's corpse.
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OK great.
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the shrouded-in-secrecy spy and espionage genre is only one level of historical credibility up from the 'solving the jack the ripper' historical genre.
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Dilbert_X wrote:

OK great.
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uziq
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i wonder if roger penrose is a moral cripple full of racist spleen and resentments about the humanities. probably not.
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I'm sure he takes a lot of drugs and ogles fourteen year olds.
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she's 22 and a pretty well-known lesbian. i don't do much 'ogling'. i said she was very pretty -- which she is. she was pulled out of university to become a supermodel. you know, like what happens to people who are widely considered attractive.

https://coveteur.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/CHANEL_Diana_Silvers-4-650x930.jpg

are all the 14 year old girls in wagga wagga drinking too much hormone-rich bush cattle milk or something?

meanwhile you spend your time literally looking at photos of women in cat make-up. how are you possibly going to make out that i am exhibitnig some 'deviant' or aberrant behaviour?
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What you said was 'she's hot as fuck', and I'm sure you know most fashion scouts are gay men whose ideal is a 14 year old boy - hence they pick anorexic girls with no figure.
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she is indeed very hot. hot as fuck, one could say. and yes, she looks like any young 20-something college grad. which is not at all a creepy thing to find attractive when one is 30.

you have the sex life of an ingrown toenail. why are you even pursuing this line? she is conventionally and uncontroversially attractive.

most fashion scouts are gay men


it must be strange to have such strong and certain views on the world whilst evidently never partaking in any of it. utterly clueless.

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uziq wrote:

she looks like any young 20-something college grad. which is not at all a creepy thing to find attractive when one is 30.
In the other pics you posted she looked 14.
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OK great.
i'm sure you spend a lot of time around young women and have a very solid idea of how to judge age. a 50-year-old bachelor.
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Fashion is an important part of history, both as a byproduct and as an influencer. Something I don't expect someone who only reads battle history, and thinks the rest is a waste, to care about. It plays heavily into culture, politics, and identity. It's interesting to read about, if you can get your mind out of the troglodyte "for gays" rut. Bona fide toxic masculinity of the kind that has denied who knows how many resentful males enjoyment of things like song or dance in favor of some nonsense John Wayne stoic ideal.

What you wear, dilbert, even if its your cargo shorts, is the product of thousands of years of civilization. Men living in developed nations don't normally walk around in loincloths and caveman skins anymore.
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i don't think anyone would give a gnat's fart for more than a nanosecond about dilbert's opinions on fashion.

it's frankly bizarre though that he thinks he knows how to judge women's age. he doesn't spend any time around young women. it's like how people in their 20s and 30s can no longer differentiate between toddlers and, say, 8 and 9 year olds. you have to spend time around these age groups to recognise it. dilbert thinks he has perfect 20/20 vision on the 'female form' because he ... i don't know, spends lots of time looking at haggard inflated pornstar types on the internet? lol your guess is as good as mine.

there is absolutely no way anyone in my age cohort would confuse that woman for a 14-year-old.

this is a famous 14-year-old TikTok star.

https://celebsfanclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Me15.jpg

this is a famous 14-year-old youtuber.

https://recharz.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Ruby-Rube.jpg

this is a 22-year-old woman.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5c/cd/01/5ccd015430ea4f2d2c106338450436e7.jpg

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Dilbert probably forgets how old he is in exact year count from time to time, and his type has whiskers and a tail. I'd hardly expect him to differentiate teens from twenties.

Maybe he watches too much porno of 20-somethings titled "teen."
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Dilbert_X wrote:

My greatest claim is I shook the hand of the KGB officer who disposed of Hitler's body.
I own the reddit fan pages of and occasionally interact with some porn stars.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Dilbert probably forgets how old he is in exact year count from time to time, and his type has whiskers and a tail. I'd hardly expect him to differentiate teens from twenties.

Maybe he watches too much porno of 20-somethings titled "teen."
if he confuses the two and finds the 14-year-olds equally sexually attractive (or unattractive, as it may be) to the 22 yo, then he has a serious fucking issue, not me. they are clearly at very different stages of development. that is, one is actually a sexually mature adult.

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So now uziq is following 14 year old tiktokers.

Without the lip injections Diana Silvers would definitely look 14, she hasn't grown into her ears yet.
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they're real dipshit. not every woman is some hyper-inflated sex doll like in your furry-fetish corner of the internet.

it's honestly amazing how you talk as if you know about women. first their ages, now their surgeries ... it's really quite sad haha.



she's just a good looking young woman. nothing that is going to change the world, here ... i have no idea why you're finding reasons to shit on her. why would a 22-year-old need collagen injections in her lips?

isn't lana del ray more your sort of thing?

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Looked up her stats. 14 year old girls are not typically 5'10" (178 cm since you'll whine about it). That's on the upper average for adult men at least in the US. If you photoshopped full headgear braces and a school uniform, she still wouldn't look 14. You're nuts.

uziq
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she is literally a normal-looking young woman. all people in their early 20s look roughly like that. even her goofy hair and appearance is just fashion now.

'she is 14'.
'she looks like she has had plastic surgery'.

funny world dilbert is living in where 14 year olds have botox.
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Dilbert would be all over her if she played Wonder Woman or starred in Cats or something.

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