Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock
I got her some flowers and we ordered take out and watched a movie at home in our pjs
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
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Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
Now that I changed my tinder occupation to "cop" I have been getting a lot more matches. So I met this white girl 1st grade teacher and we hooked up. I am allowed to take my squad car home so I dropped by her place with it. She thought it was the coolest thing ever. She wanted to have sex in the car but I didn't we didn't have a garage to park it in.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6654|United States of America
What can we say, some girls like to get hit.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
Facebook dating. It is cool that it lets people know if you have kids or not.

These women on Facebook dating with kids should be ashamed. Instead of taking pictures for men to date you, why don't you try to make it work with the father of your kids? What is wrong with you?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
+492|3422
wtf is facebook dating
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
It's like Tinder but connected to your Facebook app
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
+492|3422
who is left on facebook at this point apart from husks of people? that girl from high-school who had 3 kids by 19 and set-up a facebook page selling her home embroidery. your racist uncle. 15 fake accounts pretending to be hot russian/asian models, but are actually an obese indian man, scratching his arse in the local corner shop.

facebook is the demographic dregs of society at this point. who would want to date the human refuse that's still collecting there?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
You use Twitter, Social Justice Twitter. At least on Facebook I look at pictures and dumb shit from people I know and not Social Justice Warriors.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6707|Oxferd Ohire
Facebook is useful for chat, how else will I talk to Adams
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uziq
Member
+492|3422

SuperJail Warden wrote:

You use Twitter, Social Justice Twitter. At least on Facebook I look at pictures and dumb shit from people I know and not Social Justice Warriors.
you can check my twitter and see who i follow. i follow authors/writers, record labels, academics, and personal friends. no 'social justice' commentators.

anything i link that is from a big story is just how twitter works. tweets that get 100,000s of likes or retweets will inevitably appear in your feed.

i don't really use twitter as a 'social network' to socialise with friends. it's more like reddit in that regard.

haven't used facebook since i graduated and no longer needed to know about campus/social events. if i want to be bombarded with people's dumb opinions, i'll read jay in D&ST.
uziq
Member
+492|3422

RTHKI wrote:

Facebook is useful for chat, how else will I talk to Adams
i chat to adams on discord.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6707|Oxferd Ohire
How else will I know when he tags me in Simpsons related posts. Honestly a decent number of people around here still use it but posts are mostly political and mlms.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6592|Little Bentcock
I like memes
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:

you can check my twitter and see who i follow.
No-one cares who you follow.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
uziq
Member
+492|3422
i said it because it's the fourth time he's said i am on 'social justice twitter'. i don't even care who i follow. i seldom ever click my following list to check. i think the last time i actually added new accounts to my list in earnest and with purpose was about 2015.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX
Apparently instagram is the cool place now, so lets just forget it.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
My second girlfriend was in elementary school. Her name was V. V has had a pretty rough time after high school. She worked as a stripper or "dancer" as she put it. Yada-Yada-Yada Can I offer to pay her for a private show since the strip club is closed?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6687|Riva, MD
Just thought I'd come back and give an update: I finally lost my virginity to a coworker back in February lol.  Took me 9 years into adulthood but better in my late 20s than never.  It had caused me such emotional anguish and self-hatred for so long, and it's such a relief to finally have it off of my back so I can actually feel like a normal adult, and now I can focus on other more important things in life.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
I am happy for you. Tell us about the girl.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
+492|3422
congrats. hopefully that’s a weight off your shoulders.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6654|United States of America
Grats on the sex.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6602|949

I hope he came to the understanding that losing your virginity is usually a lot more awkward than being a virgin
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6662
Good for you, j5. Hopefully you enjoyed it.

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