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KEN-JENNINGS
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am thinking about becoming a priest. Do you guys think that would be a good fit for me?
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Pochsy
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am thinking about becoming a priest. Do you guys think that would be a good fit for me?
Cucked by God? It's your destiny
God cucked Joseph and he'll do it to you, too.
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SuperJail Warden
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uziq wrote:

no.
Why don't you think I would make a good priest? I clearly am very devout.
uziq
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well, you're not gay, for one.
Jay
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uziq wrote:

well, you're not gay, for one.
He may just be self-loathing
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
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Jay wrote:

uziq wrote:

well, you're not gay, for one.
He may just be self-loathing
This comment is homophobia. It is basically saying that the only people who really hate gays are secret gays themselves. How hurtful.

Am I a secret Muslim too? Is Dilbert a secret Jew? Are you a secret black?
Dilbert_X
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am thinking about becoming a priest. Do you guys think that would be a good fit for me?
You seem to like animals and victimising people - have you thought about the TSA?

Failing that some people train guide dogs from puppies - you could train them to walk into traffic or onto railway tracks - or take care of retired guide dogs and police dogs.
Maybe you'd be a good match for an ex-police dog with PTSD.

Or you could be the guy who dresses up in a suit to be bitten by alsations.

https://www.allk-9.com/images/bitesuit_semi_training_demanet.jpg

I'm sure it takes no training or polygraphs, you could fit it in at the weekends and you might make some friends in the police.

Hispanic chicks always look better in uniforms.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2020-06-29 02:40:50)

Epstein didn't kill himself
Dilbert_X
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Where was the thread where people boasted about how much they gave to charity?

I gave $500 to the RSPCA, and my sister gets the tax benefit.
Epstein didn't kill himself
uziq
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no one has ever boasted about giving to charity. you tried to accuse me of not giving anything to society, because apparently someone can't go to nightclubs and socialize as well as having a constructive role in society.

as a puritan moralist you should know better than to want to gloat over charity.
Dilbert_X
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I wasn't gloating I just asked which thread it was.
Epstein didn't kill himself
War Man
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

What kind of face mask should I buy? I have a bunch of doctor mask but want a reusable one. Recommend me one.
Could always cut your bedsheets to make several reusable ones.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
KEN-JENNINGS
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Great suggestion warman!
War Man
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Great suggestion warman!
Love the sarcasm.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
SuperJail Warden
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War Man wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

What kind of face mask should I buy? I have a bunch of doctor mask but want a reusable one. Recommend me one.
Could always cut your bedsheets to make several reusable ones.
https://i.imgur.com/4HpTX3R.jpg
Pochsy
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Mac, in your new found identity as a devout Catholic, consider something reflective of your values:

https://allbluetees.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/jesus-save-my-life-cloth-face-mask.png

Personally, I think the message is wholesome and invites deep conversation of biblical values grounded in scripture.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
uziq
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jebus died so humans could live until god invented plagues to kill them again.
Pochsy
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Truly blessed to be stricken with a potentially fatal illness, for it is God's will. That's a real question Mac is going to have to answer for himself, which I hope is done in consultation with his minister. Does God want you to die? Or does he want you to live long enough to fuck without a rubber?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
unnamednewbie13
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That looks more like the logo for for a video game than a religious statement. The nails remind me of Hellraiser and the red glow could work on a cover of The Omen.
SuperJail Warden
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Pochsy wrote:

Mac, in your new found identity as a devout Catholic, consider something reflective of your values:

TODO: FIX GAL IMAGES

Personally, I think the message is wholesome and invites deep conversation of biblical values grounded in scripture.
Eww. The Vatican Coat of Arms looks like a cool face mask. I wouldn't wear it though. I don't want to explain to my friends and family that I have become radicalized. They haven't a clue at all.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Flag_of_the_Vatican_City.svg
unnamednewbie13
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Just call it something from an anime.
unnamednewbie13
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I didn't know mac wrote horoscopes.

https://i.imgur.com/v4IVNhu.jpg
SuperJail Warden
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Did a bunch of pages of this thread just disappear?
Finray
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uziq
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i forgot all about that group. i'm not even on facebook anymore so i can't check it.

the bf2s goodreads group has me as its branding, too.

this is basically my personal fiefdom.
SuperJail Warden
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Yasir is 13/f/Taiwan?

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