KEN-JENNINGS
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That shelter is bad ass to anyone who has any clue about wilderness survival. Insult blocked!

The pine cone is bf2s' version of a banana.
uziq
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

White women with dreadlocks is my thing. I have never actually seen one in real life. Maybe if I get into these BLM stuff I can find one in the wild.
come to bristol. there is a neighbourhood here full of people living communistically in homes they've built themselves, or else out of the back of camper vans. dreadlocks, psytrance, weed smoke, LSD. the 60s never ended. i will be your guide.
DesertFox-
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

What's the pine cone for?
Ya wipe with it.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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uziq wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

White women with dreadlocks is my thing. I have never actually seen one in real life. Maybe if I get into these BLM stuff I can find one in the wild.
come to bristol. there is a neighbourhood here full of people living communistically in homes they've built themselves, or else out of the back of camper vans. dreadlocks, psytrance, weed smoke, LSD. the 60s never ended. i will be your guide.
That does sound fun. Up until March I was a little jealous of my friends who are bartenders. No real responsibility, no drug test, flexible schedules, interesting people to meet. Meanwhile I have to hang out with teens all day.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
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You sound very insecure, buddy. U ok?
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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Bartending is overrated unless you enjoy listening to dopey people's dumb stories all night.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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that's what drugs are for
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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I always bartended sober, I think that was my mistake. Dealing with drunk people while sober requires far more patience than I possess.

Last edited by Jay (2020-06-09 16:45:21)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Jay wrote:

I always bartended sober, I think that was my mistake. Dealing with drunk people while sober requires far more patience than I possess.
What's it like working at a gay bar?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
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jay used to jerk off punks for 15 bucks a man under the Queensboro bridge.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

I always bartended sober, I think that was my mistake. Dealing with drunk people while sober requires far more patience than I possess.
What's it like working at a gay bar?
It was an Irish pub with a large firefighter and cop client base. Prolly lots of gays among em
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

I always bartended sober, I think that was my mistake. Dealing with drunk people while sober requires far more patience than I possess.
What's it like working at a gay bar?
It was an Irish pub with a large firefighter and cop client base. Prolly lots of gays among em
Most male dominated professions are full of secret gays. As I have said many times, "boys clubs" are gay clubs.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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I think you just may have a difficult time connecting with men?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I don't have any trouble making male friends. I am saying "why would I want to?"
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
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Do you have a lot of friends, macbeth?
SuperJail Warden
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Yeah I do. I am good at making friends and getting people to like me. What I am saying is that "hanging out with the boys" "boys club" and other male only and male centric stuff is kinda gay. Unless drugs are involved I don't want to "just hang with the boys".
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Police need to stop oppressing the blacks and instead hunt the secret gays among them.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

lil_droo wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

i got back from my adult summer camp and my tire blew out on the freeway. I really wanted to spend that 10 mins on the side of the freeway changing my tire after 3 days of backpacking.
You did the survivalist class right? In the sierras or somewhere else? Did they teach you how to fish and shit too or were you just picking berries and making fires

Btw I'm not an expert at sex but I definitely understand a womans body. I know how to please them. My dick also works fine and I can stay hard. I probably shouldn't have even mentioned that shit but I can't really say that shit to any1 I know
it was in Angeles Crest. About 20 mins south of Big Bear. It was mostly building shelters, bow drill fire making, wilderness first aid, and yeah, picking berries and shit.

There are no fires allowed there outside of man-made fire rings, so we did not have a fire. Here's us and the shelter we built.





the comment re: anatomy was because of your misunderstanding regarding the tightness of a girl's vagina. Thank you for letting us know your sexual prowess though.
LMAO Did you tenderly spoon together for warmth, even though its June?
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
uziq
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52990093

glad you got home safely dilbert.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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Thanks, do you have a plan for after League of Legends?
Did you say you were getting into WoW Classic?
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
uziq
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i've retired, i'm garlanded, minted, and have scores of women who want to handle my micro-penis.
gurdeep
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

not have a fire. Here's us and the shelter we built.

https://i.imgur.com/ORrLxyl.jpg
raiders fan eh? i hope the stadium is gonna be open to fans this season. gonna be pretty sick
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Major emergency: What does "available for pickup" mean for a USPS package?
https://i.imgur.com/5tYDeRo.png
Do I have to go to the post office to get it or will they deliver it tomorrow? I was home all day. There is no way they could have rang the doorbell without me hearing them. I have been getting stuff delivered all day.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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Did they leave a tag on your door? Did the company that shipped it mention they will only deliver to the local post office?

Most likely they will attempt to deliver tomorrow.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Did they leave a tag on your door? Did the company that shipped it mention they will only deliver to the local post office?

Most likely they will attempt to deliver tomorrow.
Thank you for answering my question, Ken.

Nope, they didn't leave anything at all. Very salty about this. I never have delivery issues with UPS or FedEx. USPS is always the one to fuck up though. I had an Amazon delivery person message me through the app today to let me know a package was delivered. Why is Amazon in the 21st century but USPS can't ever make deliveries on time?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg

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