uziq
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most professional football players here have serious dirt on them with sexual assault/rape. they're just very wealthy and go to the sort of clubs mentioned above with red velvet ropes and VIP areas and very ditzy girls in cocktail dresses.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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God bless them for living their best lives. I will not even pretend that I would live a classy sex life if I was fantastically wealthy.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6734|Oxferd Ohire
god bless mls being a retirement and 2nd rate player league
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3717
A lot of NBA players do retirement or layoff tours in Eastern Europe but most especially China.

Basketball is the biggest sport in China and apparently it was a favorite of the communist Chinese soldiers during the Civil War. The Soviet Union also liked basketball because it is cheap to play and apart from the Western European soccer and American baseball traditions. Most people would have never had known this if it wasn't for that one NBA coach talking about Hong Kong.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
lil_droo
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Not a really a fwp but I've been thinking about a lot of things lately and I wish my dick was bigger. It's not small but definitely not big. Sex is obviously legit but normal penetration doesn't feel like amazing to me cause most women aren't tight enough for my size or something. Idk it just takes a while to bust. I love blowjobs though. Maybe this is part of the reason for some of my relationship probs or that astrology shit is somewhat legit and it's because I'm a gemini and I don't vibe with certain signs
gang shit
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
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"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
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15 years into bf2s and androoz proves time and time again why it's worth the subscription fee.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6734|Oxferd Ohire
he really makes every post count
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
unnamednewbie13
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Quality content.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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i got back from my adult summer camp and my tire blew out on the freeway. I really wanted to spend that 10 mins on the side of the freeway changing my tire after 3 days of backpacking.
unnamednewbie13
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At least you had a spare.
uziq
Member
+492|3449
at least you can get hard and satisfy a woman.
KEN-JENNINGS
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+2,973|6629|949

I think a part of young Andrew's girl problems is a clear misunderstanding of female anatomy.
lil_droo
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

i got back from my adult summer camp and my tire blew out on the freeway. I really wanted to spend that 10 mins on the side of the freeway changing my tire after 3 days of backpacking.
You did the survivalist class right? In the sierras or somewhere else? Did they teach you how to fish and shit too or were you just picking berries and making fires

Btw I'm not an expert at sex but I definitely understand a womans body. I know how to please them. My dick also works fine and I can stay hard. I probably shouldn't have even mentioned that shit but I can't really say that shit to any1 I know

Last edited by lil_droo (2020-06-09 14:04:14)

gang shit
unnamednewbie13
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You are a blessing.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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lil_droo wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

i got back from my adult summer camp and my tire blew out on the freeway. I really wanted to spend that 10 mins on the side of the freeway changing my tire after 3 days of backpacking.
You did the survivalist class right? In the sierras or somewhere else? Did they teach you how to fish and shit too or were you just picking berries and making fires

Btw I'm not an expert at sex but I definitely understand a womans body. I know how to please them. My dick also works fine and I can stay hard. I probably shouldn't have even mentioned that shit but I can't really say that shit to any1 I know
it was in Angeles Crest. About 20 mins south of Big Bear. It was mostly building shelters, bow drill fire making, wilderness first aid, and yeah, picking berries and shit.

There are no fires allowed there outside of man-made fire rings, so we did not have a fire. Here's us and the shelter we built.

https://i.imgur.com/ORrLxyl.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/xhkjMoD.jpg

the comment re: anatomy was because of your misunderstanding regarding the tightness of a girl's vagina. Thank you for letting us know your sexual prowess though.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6734|Oxferd Ohire
now ken we all know california girls are loose
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6629|949

earth girls (in general) are easy
uziq
Member
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looking good KJ. good to see three more happy, satisfied customers of parker's knife shack. those things really were built to last.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3717
The skills Ken thought he was going to get
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51juM%2BRXC3L._AC_.jpg
The skills Ken actually got
https://i.imgur.com/xhkjMoD.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
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it looks like a giant trap for baiting in wook-women. like a scaled-up human-sized versions of those traps you set for 'coons.

i know what you did last summer, ken.
unnamednewbie13
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What's the pine cone for?
uziq
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white women with dreadlocks find the scent of pinecones irresistible. hence why they always dangle them on those little scented trees in their VW camper vans.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3717
White women with dreadlocks is my thing. I have never actually seen one in real life. Maybe if I get into these BLM stuff I can find one in the wild.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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Meanwhile, in drooz' browsing history on amazon:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81D-QVczMEL._AC_SL1200_.jpg

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