This guy though, man, he was what you'd call misanthropic, but I liked him. He was about 6'5", weighed about 150 lbs and his routine every night was to eat a large bag of cool ranch doritos with one of those tostitos cheese dips, drink an entire 2 liter bottle of coke, and play solitaire on his laptop while watching either bill o'reilly or star trek: the next generation. He got crazy depressed on his 29th birthday because all his musical idols died at that age and he hadn't made it big yet.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat