Jay: I believe in libertarianism, self-reliance, financial independence, small government, low taxes, fiscal prudence and isolationism
Also Jay: I didn't know what to do with my life so I joined the army, participated in two multi-trillion dollar wars funded by debt whose sole function was to advance the neo-con world-view, defrauded a taxpayer funded program designed to help the poor and now I work in a protected industry and depend largely on government contracts to pay my salary - on which I want the tax reduced because I don't owe the govt anything.
Trump: I'm a self made man and genius business-man with a yuge IQ who never took a dime from anyone
Also Trump: My Daddy set me up in business with millions of dollars and extensive contacts, which I managed to burn up in four bankruptcies. Now I owe every cent to the Russian mafia and oligarchs and my position as President to Putin.
The Average American Voter: I believe in small c conservatism, fiscal prudence, small government, staying out of foreign affairs, a level playing field in world trade and good christian values.
Also The Average American Voter: I'll vote for lower taxes, increased spending, higher debt, a military which can kick the world's ass, protectionist policies for US companies and a military base in my
town so that gubmint cheese can flow into the local economy via govt contracts and strip clubs.
There's something seriously wrong with the head of the average american, its as if there's a bit missing, the two hemispheres aren't connected or they skipped three years of critical schooling.
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