War Man
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Women with a lot of tattoos are trashy.
Don't you have nipple piercings?
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uziq
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literally pwnt by war-man.
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SuperJail Warden
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My nipple was under a shirt. Women who tattoo their chest, neck, and thighs and then display them are trashy.
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Finray
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yeah well that's just like, your opinion, dude
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uziq
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it's not that tattoos are trashy (though they often are), it's that now they are a soup du jour fashion for normies (as opposed to people in a subculture that involves them). except tattoos are forever. remember those drainpipe skinny jeans you wore in 2005, which are now out circulating the pacific gyre or something? yeah. that 'design' you got done at the 'convention' by an 'artist' is going to be covering your left arm forever, dude/dudette.

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Finray
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I still wear skinnies

stretchy ones, not skintight but still.

you got any ink uzi?
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uziq
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nope. never getting a tattoo or a piercing. i am not a gay sailor or a hell's angel, the only two acceptable traditional groups those things pertain to.

you get an extenuating circumstances pass from me if you've done time in a russian prison and killed 3 men.

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Finray
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eh, I think they're okay if you can hide them with normal clothing and are tasteful and meaningful. Absolutely covering your entire body isn't an aesthetic I appreciate but I get why some people might.

Piercings on guys is a bit ... why?
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uziq
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i understand people who say it 'means something to them', and who am i to tell them otherwise, but it's just not for me. i have things that are meaningful to me too, just free of the compulsion to inscribe it on my body. i recommend a little diary in the top-left drawer of your desk.

the 'covering your entire body' thing is just a normal fashion arms-race. it's why it's so funny that normies with no real investment in tattoos are doing it. once a single tattoo was a rebellious gesture; now a sleeve is like a default must-have for a certain sort of 'lad'. well, pretty soon you want to out-do and impress your friends, so the sleeve becomes a chest centrepiece. then the other sleeve... etc. in all fashions there is the desire to outdo someone else and make your own impression. you end up with absurdities like £800 balenciaga trainers.
Finray
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I kinda want to get the stellar map from the voyager spaceship on my chest as a bit of a joke, just in case I get lost in the depths of space or on some far flung distant planet, someone could get me back to earth for a proper burial
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uziq
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finray i'm sure by now that everyone within the carnoustie–dundee–st. andrews triangle knows your sorry ass and will get you home, no matter how far you stray.
Finray
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don't be silly, I'm far too low-class to go to St Andrews!
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uziq
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i needed another point to make it a triangle. to call it the carnoustie–dundee corridor would almost suggest that you commute and have a job. which i'm sure you don't.
Finray
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I actually moved to Dundee and walk to work

my job fucking sucks and I hate it. but I finally started the process of restarting my education, college assessment day tomorrow
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uziq
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good for you. i sincerely hope you stick with it.
Finray
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uziq wrote:

good for you. i sincerely hope you stick with it.
thanks man, don't worry I definitely will, gonna make the most of that sweet sweet English-heavy tax money.
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Finray
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going through my old PM's

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Finray
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so many AWM's... how the fuck did the mods put up with me
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uziq
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i can't believe they perm-banned me not once, but twice, and i had to petition to come back. i'm the best thing to ever happen to this forum. i've brought more joy to its reader than eva perón did to the argentines.
Dilbert_X
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Lol OK

Tattoos can be somewhat tasteful
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uziq
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that is the definition of trashy. what girl with a fine arts degree and good family would consent to that? she looks like a stripper on the jersey turnpike.

also why are the calves barred out? is that the place where she has her two ex-husbands' names? cleetus thorpe iii and beppe bonaventure?

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Dilbert_X
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She's Irish.

Its whited out because the web address is watermarked there.
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uziq
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i can only imagine your sweet good mother's face when you repay her kindness and forbearance over all these years by bringing home that chain-smoking adriana o'callahan.

and holy shit you still visit adult websites that post photo galleries. no wonder you bemoan today's youth. they truly are onto bigger and better things.

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Dilbert_X
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My parents have me to thank for their considerable fortune, they just want me to be happy, they'd be fine with anything.

Some of the girls post videos too.

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