SuperJail Warden
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I am being sexually harassed at work. This one substitute, the mullato girl, keeps dropping by my classroom whenever I have a prep or lunch. She really wants a relationship with me but I am not interested.

Do you guys know how to awkward it is when someone likes you and they keep bringing up a relationship with you and all you can do is to ignore the topic or try to steer the conversation to something else?

I can't even tell this girl I am not interested because her mother is a dean of students and thereby a wealth of useful information. This is exhausting.
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uziq
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just lie and say you're in a relationship.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I need to lead her mom on for the professional help and advice though. She has authority over me which is like probably a nightmare if I were a woman.
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DesertFox-
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3 words. I. AM. GAY.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
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be a grown up and recognise her as a fellow human being and have the decency to tell her straight up you're not into her. jesus even as socially sperged as I am it's relatively simple.
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Dilbert_X
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am being sexually harassed at work. This one substitute, the mullato girl, keeps dropping by my classroom whenever I have a prep or lunch. She really wants a relationship with me but I am not interested.

Do you guys know how to awkward it is when someone likes you and they keep bringing up a relationship with you and all you can do is to ignore the topic or try to steer the conversation to something else?

I can't even tell this girl I am not interested because her mother is a dean of students and thereby a wealth of useful information. This is exhausting.
Why don't you want a relationship with her? Someone that shallow will likely get bored quickly enough.

Invite her round to evaluate your anime collection and work from there.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I am many things. A collector of anime is not one of them. I frown upon anime.

I don't like her hair. It is ugly.
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uziq
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you are a weird guy.
KEN-JENNINGS
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i know this is thrown around too much on the internet, but macbeth has to be on the spectrum somewhere.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

i know this is thrown around too much on the internet, but macbeth has to be on the spectrum somewhere.
I know your loved ones and acquaintances tell you this all the time, but you have short man syndrome.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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I adore my loved ones and they treat me accordingly. I'm a very good person.  You should try it sometime. You can even go the "fake it 'til you make it" route.  It makes life a lot simpler, and more enjoyable as a result.
Dilbert_X
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

i know this is thrown around too much on the internet, but macbeth has to be on the spectrum somewhere.
Everyone's on the spectrum Ken
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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So I hooked up with her during my prep period. She has big breast and was wearing this shirt that really showed it today. And in a moment of weakness on my part, I decided to make a move on her. I locked my classroom door and we made out for 40 minutes in my classroom.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5758|Catherine Black
How tall are you ken?
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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We hooked up twice that day. This isn't good and now I understand why some men kill their wives and girlfriends. This girl just disappearing would solve so many of my problems.

I know it is evil to hope someone that really cares for you gets hit by a truck but I just can't help feeling the way I do. It's awful I was born this way.
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uziq
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i think you have a hard time being responsible. you become a teacher and complain all the time when you can't cut it and have it easy. you give in to easy temptations and then blame the objects of your desire. look within. find jesus.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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So I got her to give me a hand job. She is still a virgin and had never even been kissed before so I am kind of I guess a dick for taking advantage of a sexually inexperienced girl?

She actually apologized for suggesting she become my girlfriend. This isn't good. God, I hope she gets hit by bus. She is an only child and her mom really likes me because I am her daughters only friend. Maybe if she gets hit by a train and I make a show of being sad her mom can adopt me as her protege and help my career. Her mom is a dean of students and I really would like to do that some day.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5758|Catherine Black
you're actually a fucking psychopath dude. you legit display a lot of the traits.
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uziq
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i'm sure, as with the past few years of quality top posts, that he's just playing with us and embellishing these stories. i'm sure he's actually a deeply sensitive young man away from the keyboard and is probably falling in love with his boss's retarded step-daughter or whatever.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I haven't touched her for two weeks which I think is upsetting her. I also don't take her out and barely respond to her text. So she is frustrated I guess. She is a few feet away from me right now doing paperwork during my lunch and I wish she would go away so I can sit in the dark by myself.
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uziq
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ask to touch her dreadlocks
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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No dreadlocks. Her hair is weird. I hope she drops dead so no one will ever know I screwed around with her.
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uziq
Member
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who even was that bf2s guy obsessed with touching a girl's dreadlocks. was that high-school-era androoz?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3690
J numbers
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uziq
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great memory. wow that was a trip.

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