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Dilbert_X
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So now my home city seems to be full of dumb Chinese students who don't know how to drive tooling around in sports cars.
If you don't know how to negotiate a simple junction a 5.7l V8 really isn't going to get you there quicker.
#fuckmyballs

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Cybargs
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Dilbert_X wrote:

So now my home city seems to be full of dumb Chinese students who don't know how to drive tooling around in sports cars.
If you don't know how to negotiate a simple junction a 5.7l V8 really isn't going to get you there quicker.
#fuckmyballs
bet they don't even have a local license.
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SuperJail Warden
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School is out for the summer. No more children to terrorize. Can't even do drugs because I need a permanent position because I have my teachers license. How awful.
KEN-JENNINGS
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weren't you a sub?  Don't you have to apply for a permanent position?
SuperJail Warden
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I was a sub but now have a license to teach social studies K-12. I am looking for a permanent teaching position that will put me in charge of an entire class all year round.
DesertFox-
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Windshield got nailed by a rock or some shit driving behind a trailer today, leaving me with a chip/crack. I would expect it can be repaired, but it's most unfortunate.
Ultrafunkula
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My buddy fell asleep while putting his kid to bed. Now I have two drinks to pour down my throat.
SuperJail Warden
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Trying to quit drinking. Completely not a drop of any liquor. It is harder than quitting smoking. A cigarette craving can be fixed with some gum or exercise. Fighting the boredom that draws you to the bar is harder.
Dilbert_X
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I've found alcohol has caused me heart and skin problems, so I'm pretty much off it.
Which is a shame, because it was one of the few things I was good at.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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alcohol is easy to quit.  Just stop buying it.  I quit for one month every year and it's not very hard at all, minus the social aspect of it.  Even then, it's not so much missing out as being utterly annoyed when sober around drunk people.

Quitting smoking is/was the hardest thing i've ever done.  Still crave it, especially when drinking (go figure).
SuperJail Warden
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I am trying to quit forever, Ken. You obviously don't know what it is like to try to quit forever.
KEN-JENNINGS
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it's probably a good thing for you. I can't imagine someone with your fragile mental makeup drinking alcohol.
SuperJail Warden
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You are the one that went to rehab. I seem to handle this stuff better than you obviously
DesertFox-
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So, you're saying you don't want to finish this six-pack I bought almost 2 months ago? It's not really my favorite thing, but I can't just in good conscience throw it out.
SuperJail Warden
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Give it to a homeless person
Dilbert_X
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My sister is gas-lighting me by messing with the TV volume.
She sets it down a couple of notches then grumbles when I ask her to turn it back up.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

You are the one that went to rehab. I seem to handle this stuff better than you obviously
I went twice - once at 15 and once at 16. How old are you?
SuperJail Warden
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27 never had to go to rehab. I quit smoking at 20 with no issue. You still get urges to smoke. You have addictive tendencies.
KEN-JENNINGS
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

27 never had to go to rehab. I quit smoking at 20 with no issue. You still get urges to smoke. You have addictive tendencies.
My point is that if you are having problems with alcohol at 27 when you should be mature and fully functioning, you have issues.  I was young and wayward and irresponsible - you know, classic immaturity.  You're a grown man who can't handle his alcohol? WTF is wrong with you?

And yes, I have addictive tendencies.  Glad we could clear that up.  Now tell me why I get road rage, Frankie Freud
SuperJail Warden
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I am not having problems with alcohol like I am ruining my life with it or getting tremors. I am off of work for the summer and pretty bored. I have unlimited amount of free time. Once school starts back up I will be too busy to spend a bunch of time binge drinking at the bar. Until I have a lot distractions, it is hard not running off to party. I don't want to be that type of person at my age.

I have not drank in 2 weeks. I have been keeping myself busy reading. Finished 4 novels. Working on a fifth.
Dilbert_X
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Once school starts back up I will be too busy to spend a bunch of time binge drinking at the bar.
I'm not sure you got the hang of binge drinking, you can pack in a lot in the last half hour of the day.
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SuperJail Warden
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There are a lot of fat and black chicks on Tinder looking for dick. Pretty sad really.
Adams_BJ
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You gonna fuck some of them? I hear they are all into anal
Dilbert_X
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How does one fuck a fat chick?
I mean physiologically and how do people psyche themselves up to do it?
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SuperJail Warden
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I don't know but what really baffles my mind is good looking girls with guys shaped like Jay. You know someday your big bear boyfriend is going to be obese, right? Your kids will be dumpy.

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