uziq
Member
+492|3448
i think not wanting children can be a fine and responsible choice to make. live your life as you want. it's when people try to turn that choice into a criticism of people who do have a wife and children that i raise an eyebrow. yeah, sure, you've got it all figured out. loneliness is the optimum choice. riiiight.

i am gonna get my current gf pregnant. we have discussed it. i am gonna inseminate her so good.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5354|London, England
I have friends that are married that don't want kids. They like their life, or know they are selfish, or feel they don't have enough money. I also have married friends that have tried a hundred times and medically aren't able.

Macbeth is right in that having kids is generally easy and there are a lot of lousy parents, the trick is in accepting that being a good parent takes effort. For those who don't want to make the effort, they probably shouldn't have kids. I won't judge that decision.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6681|United States of America
Luckily, the only options aren't knocking someone up right out of high school or being forever alone. Even in my mid 20s, I don't feel like I want kids (pretty much because I don't like children as it is), but you kind of have to anyway unless you want the irresponsible folk to make up the majority of those breeding. Furthermore, in the words of the eminent father of our time Homer Jay Simpson, "Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate."
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3716
Maybe we have dating all wrong. Instead of looking for someone who likes the same things as you, maybe we should search for people who hate the same things you do.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6768|PNW

Sage advice from the man-child who wants to murder the family pet. Maybe you can make a serial-killing duo of it, graduate from dogs, and go down in infamy with the likes of Bernardo/Homolka and the Wests.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3716
Would you like to adopt the dog?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6768|PNW

I'm not going to steal your parents' animal, Macbeth. If they wanted to be rid of it they could just take the poor thing to the local Humane Society. I bet you still filch cash from their wallets like a slimy 14-year-old, too.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3716
Your Mormon upbringing is showing. Fake Christian has the opportunity to do something right but decides to take the easy way out. Joseph Smith would be proud.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6768|PNW

How about you move out of your parents' place and then swear off women (or men) since you have such a hard time getting along with a simple-minded canine.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3716
I live alone. I want to move into my parent's empty apartment. You totally seemed to misunderstand everything.

Do you want to adopt the dog?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6681|United States of America
Just to steer back on topic and throw them a bone, McMaster is actually a well-qualified choice as Mattis seemed to be. It is somewhat disconcerting that the administration doesn't really have any respectable folk from outside the military, though.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6149|what

Banning free media is a sign of dictatorship, right?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3716
He has to ban them because he is "fighting for America". The liberal media is the enemy of the people.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6768|PNW

Witches cast 'mass spell' against Donald Trump
And mass counter-prayers in new American spirit war.

Fucking surreal.
uziq
Member
+492|3448
so you get a short orange candle, burn a picture of trump, and chant 'you're fired'?

wonder what ancient spell book they got that one from.

those people should be sent to labour camps
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5175|Sydney
Hopefully it turns into a real life Magic: The Gathering.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6768|PNW

It's holy bolt vs. magic missile in a totally credulous American standoff.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3716
How many swamps need to be tapped to summon Trump?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6689
I always comment on Trump's Instagram posts.

"Sure buddy"
"Are you really sure buddy"
"Good job buddy"

Things like this.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6149|what

10-4 good buddy.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
uziq
Member
+492|3448
i fancy ivanka trump. i think she would be wild in bed.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3716
I like Tiffany Trump better. Something about Ivanka is off-putting.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6102|eXtreme to the maX
I like Melania Trump, she has a bit of a hatchet face but a pretty smile.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6171|Sydney | ♥

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I like Tiffany Trump better. Something about Ivanka is off-putting.
https://i.imgur.com/avIYW00.png

did we make first contact?
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
uziq
Member
+492|3448
dilbert and macbeth proving yet again that they do not share the same mating pool as the rest of us males.

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