Religions of the world Thread

2017-01-27 18:34:43

#926

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +635|3712

Being a religious person is really hard. How am I supposed to know the difference between right and wrong if I can't talk directly to God? I have awful mean impulses but am unable to know if I should act on them. I think God is helping me right now but I don't feel his presence. I am really appreciative of everything he is doing for me but am afraid of upsetting God somehow.

2017-01-27 18:39:12

#927

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5351|London, England

Convert to Quakerism. You can converse directly with God but you have to become a pacifist.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2017-01-27 21:38:41

#928

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6099|eXtreme to the maX

You're right to go for Catholicism.

A paedophile in a dress can speak to God for you, and forgive you on God's behalf each and every time you act on your mean impulses.
Its the best religion IMO - all the advantages of being religious, the validation, the ego boost, being able to tell yourself you're better than everyone else, but none of the hassle of trying to be a good person or having to think through your actions in advance.

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2017-01-28 00:54:30

#929

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +635|3712

Dilbert_X wrote:
You're right to go for Catholicism.

A paedophile in a dress can speak to God for you, and forgive you on God's behalf each and every time you act on your mean impulses.
Its the best religion IMO - all the advantages of being religious, the validation, the ego boost, being able to tell yourself you're better than everyone else, but none of the hassle of trying to be a good person or having to think through your actions in advance.

You were raised Anglican? Don't pretend that is much better.

Thinking about it, can you prove you are not a Jew? You seem obsessed with them. Could be a self hating Jew.

2017-01-28 01:08:56

#930

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6099|eXtreme to the maX

I was raised fundamentalist hipster.

Jews are very similar to Catholics, their religion allows them to do whatever they want however evil.
Its much harder to get into however, doubly so if you're not white and inbred. You need big ears and squinty eyes as a minimum.

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2017-01-30 23:14:53

#931

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6615|Little Bentcock

How about that terrorist attack in quebec

2017-01-31 00:18:48

#932

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6674|Disaster Free Zone

Religion of peace

2017-02-10 18:37:28

#933

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +635|3712

It is awful what happens to Christians in the middle east. The U.S. needs to do more to protect them.

2017-02-14 00:48:03

#934

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6099|eXtreme to the maX

If you're dumb enough to be Christian in the ME I'd say natural selection should take its course and raise the collective IQ.

If you don't believe in natural selection can it still happen to you? That's a conundrum.

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2017-02-14 13:36:25

#935

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6764|PNW

Nobody can blame the victim like Dilbert.

2017-02-14 14:42:55

#936

uziq: Member; +492|3445

christianity is significantly older than islam. i'm not sure why christian communities are 'dumb' for being in the middle-east.

2017-02-15 23:30:54

#937

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6099|eXtreme to the maX

Many places are now below sea-level.

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2017-02-16 02:40:01

#938

uziq: Member; +492|3445

the dutch are wonderful with both waterworks and theology.

2017-02-16 03:13:54

#939

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5171|Sydney

Their waterworks also led to winemaking in parts of France. Bordeaux wouldn't exist without the Dutch.

2017-02-16 05:28:47

#940

uziq: Member; +492|3445

i like how dilbert is advocating that places change and people should change with them but will get nervous when an asian family moves onto his street.

2017-02-16 05:32:27

#941

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6709

uziq wrote:
i like how dilbert is advocating that places change and people should change with them but will get nervous when an asian family moves onto his street.

Only asians in adelaide are uni students or chinese businessman buying up vineyards and wineries.

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2017-02-16 05:34:04

#942

uziq: Member; +492|3445

my point is that he has spoken against wide-scale immigration that changes the nature of a neighbourhood/nation and yet will say that christians should move out of the middle-east when circumstances change. bongggg

2017-02-16 05:49:54

#943

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6709

uziq wrote:
my point is that he has spoken against wide-scale immigration that changes the nature of a neighbourhood/nation and yet will say that christians should move out of the middle-east when circumstances change. bongggg

yeh i know.

what im saying is the asians arent taking over his part of the world.

he's like those bogans in qld who bitches about muslims yet the closest muuzies are a plane ride away.

2017-02-17 13:41:34

#944

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6099|eXtreme to the maX

I never said they should migrate out of the region, I said it was retarded to be Christian in the ME.

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2017-02-17 13:55:50

#945

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6764|PNW

You just said that Christians in the ME are dumb and should die if they remain. Only other recourse being conversion of emigration. Edgy as fuck.

2017-02-17 14:22:14

#946

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6099|eXtreme to the maX

Or they could be atheists, nothing complex there.

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2017-02-17 15:01:36

#947

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6764|PNW

Out of the frying pan and into the fire, and still a forced change under duress.

2017-02-17 15:10:27

#948

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +635|3712

A lot of these countries keep records of people's religious affiliations. They are also often geographically isolated. You will have a Christian town someplace like you would have a black town in Michigan or a Mexican town in Texas. The Christians often can't move or pretend to convert.

It is annoying that so many so Christians in America will talk about how much they love Jesus but refuse to help Christians fleeing violence and state oppression. There is no bigger driver for atheism than Christian Conservatism and Evangelicalism.

2017-02-17 22:11:40

#949

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5171|Sydney

Just Dilbert being dense yet again, nothing new, move along folks.

2017-02-18 00:03:48

#950

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6099|eXtreme to the maX

SuperJail Warden wrote:
A lot of these countries keep records of people's religious affiliations. They are also often geographically isolated. You will have a Christian town someplace like you would have a black town in Michigan or a Mexican town in Texas. The Christians often can't move or pretend to convert.

Or they could just not make their kids insert-whatever-fringe-group-it-is-they-belong-to-here in the first place.

It is annoying that so many so Christians in America will talk about how much they love Jesus but refuse to help Christians fleeing violence and state oppression. There is no bigger driver for atheism than Christian Conservatism and Evangelicalism.

Your country was populated by fringe extremists seeking somewhere they could practice their obscure weirdness free of criticism in the first place - I'm not taking a lecture from you.

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