SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
I gave one of my parent's dogs rat pellets mixed with spaghetti. It has been 4 hours and the dog shows no signs of discomfort. I am getting frustrated. How long would it take to work? Honestly, I am not even sure how many pellets he ate. I had to throw the trap spaghetti away when my sister showed up.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6654|United States of America
As in, rat poison?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
Yup I bought 10 pounds of it off Amazon. Took me a week to figure out how to get rid of it without being suspicious
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6122|what

Maybe try eating them yourself.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6601|949

by the handful

alternatively, try harder man.  you slippin'
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
I am being dead serious. I am trying to take out one of my parent's dogs.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6662
Great job buddy
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5148|Sydney

AussieReaper wrote:

Maybe try eating them yourself.

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am being dead serious.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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You know, even if he is trolling that is some creepy fucking Joffrey shit.
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6678|England. Stoke
Fucking weirdo
uziq
Member
+492|3422
macbeth is mentally unwell. this is his call for help.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689

uziq wrote:

macbeth is mentally unwell. this is his call for help.
No not at all. I am actually pretty excited about the possible outcome since I have hated this dog for years.

I just wanted to share with someone what my latest pet project is. Pun intended.

The dog is still going strong. So I bought some meatballs and am going to put the pellets into the meatballs and try that way.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
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+2,973|6601|949

yawn
jsnipy
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+3,276|6492|...

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I am being dead serious. I am trying to take out one of my parent's dogs.
edgelord
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6075|eXtreme to the maX

SuperJail Warden wrote:

uziq wrote:

macbeth is mentally unwell. this is his call for help.
No not at all. I am actually pretty excited about the possible outcome since I have hated this dog for years.

I just wanted to share with someone what my latest pet project is. Pun intended.

The dog is still going strong. So I bought some meatballs and am going to put the pellets into the meatballs and try that way.
You should perfect the dosage with people.
If it kills a people then it should be guaranteed to kill a dog.

The mentally ill guy up the road from me has poisoned two dogs so far, a neighbour found him in the crawlspace under her house, he's been threatening staff at the nearby school and stalking single women.

We can't stop him walking around in his underpants yelling at trees but we did manage to get his firearms seized.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5148|Sydney
Mentally ill? Doesn't he just need a slap, some good honest work and to stop being a softie?
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6075|eXtreme to the maX
Yes frankly, he spent 10 years on a disability pension because he was so disabled he couldn't work, transferred to an aged pension and promptly started a business, not that that went anywhere.

Not sure how much of it is from being a nasty prick and how much from brain damage in a car crash, either way he shouldn't be out and about, bothering kids or sponging off me.
Not sure how he was entitled to dole while living in a million dollar home and running two cars either.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
So I have been feeding the dog the pellets with meatballs. He drops about as many pellets as he eats. He has shown no signs of distress yet. Getting frustrated.

I am starting to feel like Wile E. Coyote. This dog is still running around being a dog and I am probably going to end up accidentally poisoning myself.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6601|949

you will be missed!
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6683|Purplicious Wisconsin

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

You know, even if he is trolling that is some creepy fucking Joffrey shit.
I would argue Joffrey wouldn't like it either, no bloodshed or violence.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6662
I would give you advice Macbeth, but then I don't want to be an accomplice to murder.
uziq
Member
+492|3422
can't you get locked up in the states for doing that sort of thing to animals? isn't it at least a felony?
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6662
Yes it's certainly a crime.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3689
If the dog just drops dead it won't look like a crime. It is not like hitting it with an axe.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Pocshy2.0
Member
+23|3340
I'm not a genius, but wouldn't it be easier to take the dog somewhere far far away in your car and leave it there? Like, "oops, the dog ran away." No dead dog for forensics to determine that you poisoned it, no hard feelings, just, "I guess Rover is living somewhere else now"?

Last edited by Pocshy2.0 (2017-02-18 17:17:36)

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