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- SuperJail Warden
- Gone Forever
- +641|3963
So my sister's best friend (20) got kicked out by her parents. She is staying with my parents and sister at my childhood home until at least Sunday. I think she is sleeping in what used to be my bedroom.
How do I do approach her? My sister won't let me near her and my parents will be suspicious if I suddenly wanted to spend the weekend home.
I know this girl is technically homeless but this might be my only chance to ever hook up with a 20 year old again and I might even be good for the girl since I have an apartment. Help
How do I do approach her? My sister won't let me near her and my parents will be suspicious if I suddenly wanted to spend the weekend home.
I know this girl is technically homeless but this might be my only chance to ever hook up with a 20 year old again and I might even be good for the girl since I have an apartment. Help
i suggest a trenchcoat, pair of binoculars and a ladder. Peep from afar, climb the ladder to the window, sneak in, surprise her as her very own Mr Darcy.
- SuperJail Warden
- Gone Forever
- +641|3963
I don't need the sarcasm. This is a one in a lifetime opportunity I have on my plate. The girl is 6 years younger than me. That is a lot of time to groom and train her the way I like.
He's right though. Wear a trenchcoat and nothing else. The question is, should you have a boner when you flash her or no? It's risky to have one if she doesn't want that, but also risky the other way around.
Engage her in conversation, point out that her life is a fucking trainwreck and that she has no choice but to submit to your perverse desires, and being locked in a cage for the rest of her life is her best option at this point - even if 'rest of her life' will be at your whim and could indeed be quite short. If this fails try threats and coercion, maybe duct tape and cable ties.
Jesus Christ, offer her a free room no strings attached until she can get on her feet and try to find someone else for yourself who is your equal through the normal channels. Maybe she'll have nice friends - who knows?
Jesus Christ, offer her a free room no strings attached until she can get on her feet and try to find someone else for yourself who is your equal through the normal channels. Maybe she'll have nice friends - who knows?
Fuck Israel
Better opportunity to test family loyalty! Murder her brutally in the family home and see if they help to cover it up.
- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6567|Graz, Austria
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
i suggest a trenchcoat, pair of binoculars and a ladder. Peep from afar, climb the ladder to the window, sneak in, surprise her as her very own Mr Darcy.
Hire a 20 year old prostitute. Don't be a creepy fucker on a girl going through hard times.SuperJail Warden wrote:
So my sister's best friend (20) got kicked out by her parents. She is staying with my parents and sister at my childhood home until at least Sunday. I think she is sleeping in what used to be my bedroom.
How do I do approach her? My sister won't let me near her and my parents will be suspicious if I suddenly wanted to spend the weekend home.
I know this girl is technically homeless but this might be my only chance to ever hook up with a 20 year old again and I might even be good for the girl since I have an apartment. Help
I'm at that point where I need to shit or get off the pot with my GF. How do you even ask someone to marry you? What is the order of operations? Do I buy the engagement ring before asking her parents and retain an option to purchase the full wedding ring contingent on her saying yes?
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Give her dad a courtesy heads up and then buy the engagement ring only. She picks the wedding band she wants before the wedding.Pocshy2.0 wrote:
I'm at that point where I need to shit or get off the pot with my GF. How do you even ask someone to marry you? What is the order of operations? Do I buy the engagement ring before asking her parents and retain an option to purchase the full wedding ring contingent on her saying yes?
I don't know what I'm doing.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
- SuperJail Warden
- Gone Forever
- +641|3963
Asking her parents seems so antiquated. Unless she comes with a dowry, I don't see why you need to ask him anything.
Because he just might be part of your life for a very long time and showing a bit of respect doesn't hurt.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
- SuperJail Warden
- Gone Forever
- +641|3963
And if he says no?
I didn't say to ask permission, I said to give him a heads up.SuperJail Warden wrote:
And if he says no?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
- SuperJail Warden
- Gone Forever
- +641|3963
What do I do if he is Chinese and doesn't understand me?Jay wrote:
I didn't say to ask permission, I said to give him a heads up.SuperJail Warden wrote:
And if he says no?
Isn't that your dream scenario?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
If her dad says no you ask what his concerns are, reassure him or demonstrate that his concerns are ill founded. She is his princess and he can make life very shit for you if he needs to. It's not that complicated.
SuperJail Warden wrote:
What do I do if he is Chinese and doesn't understand me?Jay wrote:
I didn't say to ask permission, I said to give him a heads up.SuperJail Warden wrote:
And if he says no?
- SuperJail Warden
- Gone Forever
- +641|3963
Would you move to Kansas for true love?
Told her parents I'm going to ask her to marry me. Also told the partner I need her help to choose out the ring. I figured if she's going to have to wear it for a long time that she might as well get one she likes. I still held back the cards of when and how I ask her to marry me.Jay wrote:
Give her dad a courtesy heads up and then buy the engagement ring only. She picks the wedding band she wants before the wedding.Pocshy2.0 wrote:
I'm at that point where I need to shit or get off the pot with my GF. How do you even ask someone to marry you? What is the order of operations? Do I buy the engagement ring before asking her parents and retain an option to purchase the full wedding ring contingent on her saying yes?
I don't know what I'm doing.
you crazy bastard. i hope she's special. you're squandering your youth.
- SuperJail Warden
- Gone Forever
- +641|3963
I am happy for you but don't know why you would want to get married. The majority of women end up cheating
Damn it Mac, who hurt you? Give me a name!