Dilbert_X
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Dilbert_X wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

I tend to find my way into gay neighborhoods when i travel.
Really? That's never happened to me, although girls have asked me if I'm gay but men never have.
Hang on, that's not true.

I was in Orlando during gay week, (I WAS THERE FOR AN ELECTRONICS CONFERENCE OK). Some guys tried to pick up me and my Singaporean colleague.

It was funny, we were sitting around the pool drinking cocktails when a steady stream of buff guys in silver speedos started turning up
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Just take the compliment.
Dilbert_X
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I did, I was buzzing for the rest of the day.
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Dilbert_X wrote:

we were sitting around the pool drinking cocktails
gee.. however could they have thought you were gay...
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I drank a bunch of beer before Riot Fest and now I'm tired. Some solid performances in the three days though.
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I was in portland all weekend and I drank a lot of beer.  Back to original coors banquet beer.  It's the new Pabst, let me tell you
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non-sequitur statistics video.
take 6 minutes to get your brain learned:

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Imma freeboot all of Brady's Numberphile videos.
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

I was in portland all weekend and I drank a lot of beer.  Back to original coors banquet beer.  It's the new Pabst, let me tell you
pbr is more buffet than banquet
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jsnipy wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

I was in portland all weekend and I drank a lot of beer.  Back to original coors banquet beer.  It's the new Pabst, let me tell you
pbr is more buffet than banquet
i mean it's gonna be a hipster thing.  You're gonna see 'dem stubbies out at the bar all the time soon.
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anyone know the best way to kill mice? Wood traps with nutella and pb and spreadable cheese?
pirana6
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jeez if you want to fatten them up so they can't run.

strychnine or buckets of bleach
pirana6
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actually just get classic mouse traps and place them along the baseboard. keep your house super clean.
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You should use a non-lethal trap.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
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i don't want to poison them bc they may die somewhere i can't reach or see and then they stink.

i was gonna use all three but on different traps.  That way those fuckers don't realize they are heading to their doom.

MacB, I would use a non-lethal trap but they are at my gf's house and she is apparently deathly afraid of mice.  Like, she is staying with me right now bc of 1 or 2 mice in her house.  She is in Malibu tonight so I have basically one night and morning to rid her place of the pests.  I'm thinking of jerking off onto her pillow after I'm done, in a demonstrably manly show of domination.
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

anyone know the best way to kill mice? Wood traps with nutella and pb and spreadable cheese?
Dilbert_X
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

anyone know the best way to kill mice? Wood traps with nutella and pb and spreadable cheese?
Peanut butter is the best thing apparently, but these days it should probably be a boutique hand-crunched micro-buttery product, not your mass-market Kraft crap, or they'll just scuttle past.
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I used one of these non-lethal traps, with a piece of regular milk chocolate stuck to the trigger.
The next morning the mouse was trapped, with the cage full of piss and crap from mortal fear.
It had a nice last meal though.

I released the mouse in the garden, where my cat killed and ate it.

https://i.imgur.com/VvM6Er4.jpg

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Dilbert_X
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OK Amazon, WTF is going on here.

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Mathemagical.
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

this girl i've been friends with for like 10 years told me last night that she has been in love with me for like a year and a half (ever since i went to that wedding in thailand last March).  She's awesome and hot and we get along really well but I don't know if I want to date her.  We have a big group of friends and it either works out and we are all happy or we break up and probably lose a few friends along the way.  Plus I value her friendship a lot.  But I also think we could actually be a couple and not fuck it up either.

Is potentially losing a chunk of your friends worth dating someone?
so i'm probably going to go over to her house tonight and tell her I don't want to be with her or be friends with her anymore.  Gave it the ol' college try though! Sighhhhhh
coke
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

this girl i've been friends with for like 10 years told me last night that she has been in love with me for like a year and a half (ever since i went to that wedding in thailand last March).  She's awesome and hot and we get along really well but I don't know if I want to date her.  We have a big group of friends and it either works out and we are all happy or we break up and probably lose a few friends along the way.  Plus I value her friendship a lot.  But I also think we could actually be a couple and not fuck it up either.

Is potentially losing a chunk of your friends worth dating someone?
so i'm probably going to go over to her house tonight and tell her I don't want to be with her or be friends with her anymore.  Gave it the ol' college try though! Sighhhhhh
So what, you were a "couple" or?

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