DrunkFace
Germans did 911
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But probably true
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6679|Disaster Free Zone

SuperJail Warden wrote:

pirana6 wrote:

Maybe you should be a teacher because you enjoy watching the next generation learn. You want to see them succeed and you want to make a positive difference in young lives.
I want to put them into the military.

whatever, uzi. I am just saying what a lot of people are thinking.
No, what people are thinking and not saying is it's an easy job, only 6 hours a day with about a 1.5 hours of breaks and 12 weeks holiday a year. Sure you have some after school commitments but so do most other jobs where you work 8-10 hours and get 4 weeks holiday.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5356|London, England

SuperJail Warden wrote:

pirana6 wrote:

Maybe you should be a teacher because you enjoy watching the next generation learn. You want to see them succeed and you want to make a positive difference in young lives.
I want to put them into the military.

whatever, uzi. I am just saying what a lot of people are thinking.
Pretty much no one thinks like that.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

pirana6 wrote:

Maybe you should be a teacher because you enjoy watching the next generation learn. You want to see them succeed and you want to make a positive difference in young lives.
I want to put them into the military.

whatever, uzi. I am just saying what a lot of people are thinking.
Pretty much no one thinks like that.
Yes they do. Most people in the military fantasize about shooting someone for instance.
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pirana6
Go Cougs!
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No but seriously mac,

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I will get a good amount of authority and a title. I could boss them around without anyone confronting me about it.
This is exactly the train of thought those cops have that murder people for turning their back. They want power and authority. They want to have control over something because they never have, or need to have more.

I will also get a good title and story for my dating profile. Instead of being just me, I will be an "educator, role model, and mentor" to at risk youth. People will respect me for my "sacrifice" haha
If you had just said "I will be an "educator, role model, and mentor" to at risk youth." that would have been great, but you added the other parts about doing it to look cool to other people and get more dates.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5356|London, England

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:


I want to put them into the military.

whatever, uzi. I am just saying what a lot of people are thinking.
Pretty much no one thinks like that.
Yes they do. Most people in the military fantasize about shooting someone for instance.
No, not really. Most of the gung-ho idiots end up being the biggest cowards. Those types are only brave when they can play the bully from safety. Kind of like you wanting to play the bully to a bunch of children. You need help.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3718

Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

Pretty much no one thinks like that.
Yes they do. Most people in the military fantasize about shooting someone for instance.
No, not really. Most of the gung-ho idiots end up being the biggest cowards. Those types are only brave when they can play the bully from safety. Kind of like you wanting to play the bully to a bunch of children. You need help.
High School student. I am not going to bully 5th graders. I am not going to bully anyone. I am going to be a Judge Judy like figure. Stern but fair.

If I wanted to bully children, I would get involved with some sort of scared straight program.

I don't condone that.

Last edited by SuperJail Warden (2016-04-18 19:14:39)

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uziq
Member
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Mac get help man. children should not be an accessory to your louche online dating strategy.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I will get a good amount of authority and a title. I could boss them around without anyone confronting me about it.
Did you even go to school? Did you respond well to being bossed around by someone with a title?

I will also get a good title and story for my dating profile. Instead of being just me, I will be an "educator, role model, and mentor" to at risk youth. People will respect me for my "sacrifice" haha
Booted from school for inappropriate behaviour is also a possibility. Good luck dating or getting a job then.

I understand you're in a difficult situation, but honestly I think you'll be jaded and angry in about 3 years time, its a certainty if you don't approach this the right way and with the right attitude. Change your attitude, make yourself great again.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6104|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:

Mac get help man. children should not be an accessory to your louche online dating strategy.
Now you mention it I think I need a better louche online dating strategy?

Suggestions?
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6322|Graz, Austria

SuperJail Warden wrote:

pirana6 wrote:

Maybe you should be a teacher because you enjoy watching the next generation learn. You want to see them succeed and you want to make a positive difference in young lives.
I want to put them into the military.
Teacher?
Military?

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SuperJail Warden
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I was going to tell you guys how my first day in a classroom went before the Heinrich Himmler of the Nazi mods here banned me.

I was put in classrooms with 8th and 7th graders. They were excited to see me and called me Mr. Macbeth. Dealing with them didn't seem too difficult and they were more engaged with the material than I expect a high school student to be. I could enjoy doing this without going KGB on them if they don't listen.

I was put in a nice area for the day though. The Newark students I hope to teach probably won't be so cooperative and deserving of my kindness.
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CC-Marley
Member
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Tick tick tick.............
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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got reddit gold for the first time. someone liked my comment so much they spent $4 telling everyone.
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6630|949

i'd say that's right below getting your college diploma on the lifetime achievements list.  Congrats, grad!
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6770|PNW

Online dating tax evasion.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6289|Washington St.
Think I'm getting a sweet flasher for my boat tomorrow. Not for fishing though, just cause my transducer is shot (not sure why) and I need to know the depth for anchoring. Maybe it'll get me more into fishing.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6289|Washington St.
Nope didn't need a new flasher OR transducer. Just needed to repair my shitty electrical system.
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6409|'Murka

My son--who we were told wasn't going to live past 18 months of age--just turned 16.

He loves giving the medical community the middle finger.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5356|London, England

FEOS wrote:

My son--who we were told wasn't going to live past 18 months of age--just turned 16.

He loves giving the medical community the middle finger.
That's awesome
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6104|eXtreme to the maX
Got $30,000 repaid from a debt I never expected to be repaid.

I am certain to not blow it all on coke and hookers would upset the cosmic karma system and possibly set the whole universe out of whack.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3718
Drug dealers and hookers need to pay bills too. You are spreading the wealth and supporting Australian jobs.
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SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3718
One of the porn star subs I have on reddit, got the attention of a publisher of books.
Hi there,
My name's xxxxxx, Senior Marketing Associate for xxxxx Press. It's nice to e-meet you!

Xxxxx is publishing xxxx's second book, xxxxx, a collection of essays about xxxxxx philosophy, life stories, and thoughts on the future as she turns 30 while still participating in the adult film trade. We have some excerpts from the book that we printed, and I was wondering if you guys might like to give some out on the subreddit. I can have Asa autograph them as well.
Please let me know if you're interested!
Best, xxxxxx
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6630|949

Asa Akira.  You forgot to 'xxx' out her name

I'm going paintballing tomorrow.  I'm excited.
uziq
Member
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Dilbert_X wrote:

Got $30,000 repaid from a debt I never expected to be repaid.

I am certain to not blow it all on coke and hookers would upset the cosmic karma system and possibly set the whole universe out of whack.
can you wire me a couple thou? i will do that for you and send pictures

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