Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6464|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Thanks thanks thanks!

She is my second. I have some Star Wars LEGO, but I need more. Lots & lots. Gotta go loot some fleamarkets for big piles of random pieces for low prices. Because, who need them instructions when you have your imagination!

Got a whole lot of DUPLO already. Mr 3yo will move on to LEGO soon.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6763|PNW

Just don't walk around in your socks or you will get your feet stabbed. Also, careful about your kids with Legos. Cut gums from chewing on them has resulted in nasty infections.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6464|6 6 4 oh, I forget

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Just don't walk around in your socks or you will get your feet stabbed. Also, careful about your kids with Legos. Cut gums from chewing on them has resulted in nasty infections.
We can afford to buy food you know
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3710
Took the reading portion of my teacher's test. I needed a 156/200 to pass and I got a 198/200

i r gud readr two
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pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6282|Washington St.
Won $100 on that Northern Iowa last bucket. Hit a 3 team parlay.

ps I'm in Vegas, who wants me to make some bets? PayPal me the money
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6097|eXtreme to the maX
I'll just give you my paypal password, you're going to win yes?
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uziq
Member
+492|3443

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Took the reading portion of my teacher's test. I needed a 156/200 to pass and I got a 198/200

i r gud readr two
not exactly the harvard LSAT is it
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3710
Never implied it was. The average score ranged from 150-178. Can't I be proud of having an above average reading level?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
+492|3443
an above average reading level for people wanting to be high-school teachers...
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3710
Just another sign I will be an above average teacher.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
+492|3443
well... done?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3710
Has nothing good happened to you lately?
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uziq
Member
+492|3443
i signed a contract to be the editor of a very famous writer, who stipulated to his agent that he specifically desired me as his editor. he is a count of a very famous european family and has invited me for dinner at his house. that's a good thing i suppose, although i wouldn't mention it to anyone outside of publishing. a neat anecdote.

by the way i can't tell if you're serious about being an above average teacher because you scored highly on entrance exams. you do realise that 95% of teaching is about social skills/enthusiasm/intuition/charisma/leadership, etc., right? not you sat alone in a room telling the difference between 'there' and 'their'.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3710
I was mostly kidding. I want to teach high school students. 50% of my desire to do this is to be an authority figure to young adults.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
uziq
Member
+492|3443
at least you're honest about it i guess
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6097|eXtreme to the maX

uziq wrote:

i signed a contract to be the editor of a very famous writer, who stipulated to his agent that he specifically desired me as his editor. he is a count of a very famous european family and has invited me for dinner at his house. that's a good thing i suppose, although i wouldn't mention it to anyone outside of publishing. a neat anecdote.
https://public.media.smithsonianmag.com/legacy_blog/dracula-2.jpg

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2016-03-19 21:38:22)

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globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6315|Graz, Austria

uziq wrote:

95% of teaching is about social skills/enthusiasm/intuition/charisma/leadership
And 95% of teacher lack one of more of those skills...
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6728|Oxferd Ohire
Met kmar today at an airshow.
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5169|Sydney
Picked up some aged red wine from a work colleague for stupid cheap. Drank one over the weekend and it was glorious.

Also, today marks 100 days till I fly out to Europe for two months. Very keen.
Steve-0
Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.
+214|3951|SL,UT

RTHKI wrote:

Met kmar today at an airshow.
let me guess, he took a picture of the top of your head?
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6282|Washington St.
Fucking 70 degrees (21 C) in Seattle. I'm grilling in shorts and a t. Fuck you liberal hippies, global warming rocks. Go hug a tree in the snow.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6672|Disaster Free Zone
You'll love it even more when you get a billion refugees on your doorstep who've been displaced by famine and drought.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+634|3710

DrunkFace wrote:

You'll love it even more when you get a billion refugees on your doorstep who've been displaced by famine and drought.
We should arm them, train them, and send them back to their countries to fight the drought.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6282|Washington St.

DrunkFace wrote:

You'll love it even more when you get a billion refugees on your doorstep who've been displaced by famine and drought.
Jesus it was just a joke. Grow a sense of humor eeyore.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6623|949

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