good luck mac
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Thanks, Dauntless. It's great to finally get some moral support around here. You're the best.
good luck macdog
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You're awesome, Adams. It's great to know someone else cares. Thank you so much.
Fuck off mac, nah just kidding good luck.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
I don't think you need luck Mac. I believe you can do it yourself.
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I really appreciate your kind words, RTHKI. It is nice to know you care. Best wishes and love to you.
Thanks, warman. That really means a lot to me. God bless.
Thanks, warman. That really means a lot to me. God bless.
Good luck Macbeth.
I look forward to the youtube videos of you brutalising some hipster.
I look forward to the youtube videos of you brutalising some hipster.
Fuck Israel
I hope you get the job and get to infiltrate Isis and be a hero and get a movie deal
Superjail/Mac - Whats happening? You off to be a cop?
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I am half way through the process of becoming a police officer for1927 wrote:
Superjail/Mac - Whats happening? You off to be a cop?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Cust … Protection
Still a ways to go and I a few other opportunities going at the moment. 2016 is looking good.
Thanks, Dilbert.
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Neat. Low pay, lower morale, and you get to fuck with innocent people all day. Sounds like the perfect job for a manic depressive sociopath.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
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Yeah, and it would really look cool for my dating profile.Jay wrote:
Neat. Low pay, lower morale, and you get to fuck with innocent people all day. Sounds like the perfect job for a manic depressive sociopath.
In any case, I would be starting at Grade 9 which is 55K-70K, it tops off at grade 15 which is 130K-170k. You can move up a grade a year theoretically.
You get put into the federal 401K with 18K matching, CBP pension in addition to your SS, life time health, dental, and vision. Cheap life insurance and a special death insurance. Tuition reimbursement, student loan repayment, transportation subsidy, and a few other things.
It is a really great deal. You would have gotten straight in after you left the military. Started at grade 11 i think which is 70K starting.
Congratulations, I guess. Jobs like that honestly attract losers. Your supervisors will be time serving morons who will make your life miserable. You'll get constant directions from people above who are trying to advance their career via politics at the expense of the people beneath them. The locals will despise you as a nuisance. But hey, maybe you'll get a photo op with President Trump when he's running for re-election.SuperJail Warden wrote:
Yeah, and it would really look cool for my dating profile.Jay wrote:
Neat. Low pay, lower morale, and you get to fuck with innocent people all day. Sounds like the perfect job for a manic depressive sociopath.
In any case, I would be starting at Grade 9 which is 55K-70K, it tops off at grade 15 which is 130K-170k. You can move up a grade a year theoretically.
You get put into the federal 401K with 18K matching, CBP pension in addition to your SS, life time health, dental, and vision. Cheap life insurance and a special death insurance. Tuition reimbursement, student loan repayment, transportation subsidy, and a few other things.
It is a really great deal. You would have gotten straight in after you left the military. Started at grade 11 i think which is 70K starting.
I did the military thing. I did the government service thing. I couldn't think of any job less appealing to me. But hey, if you can't think of anything else to do with your life, have at it.
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I think the CBP has a higher barrier to entry than the marines. I know some dumb people who went marines. They wouldn't have gotten through the written or personality test or did well with the interview.
I would enjoy getting pictures with the Donald.
I would enjoy getting pictures with the Donald.
CBP is actually a pretty important/tough gig. Not like mac is joining the TSA.
No, they're equivalent.Cybargs wrote:
CBP is actually a pretty important/tough gig. Not like mac is joining the TSA.
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can't we all just get along
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No they aren't. CBP officers are armed and trained police officers. They are trained at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia. TSA aren't armed unless you are an air marshal. A CBP officer is armed and can work anywhere in the U.S. aside from just an airport like the TSA.
Jay, why can't you just be happy for me?
Jay, why can't you just be happy for me?
Because it's a shit job and I despise border patrol. Conducting dragnet searches anywhere within 100 miles of the border is such a disgusting destruction of habeus corpus. Toss in the war on drugs and the anti-immigration bullshit and you're pretty much checking all my fuck the government boxes.SuperJail Warden wrote:
No they aren't. CBP officers are armed and trained police officers. They are trained at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia. TSA aren't armed unless you are an air marshal. A CBP officer is armed and can work anywhere in the U.S. aside from just an airport like the TSA.
Jay, why can't you just be happy for me?
You could've said you were going to do almost any other job on the planet and I would gladly have given you a pat on the back. Border patrol and DHS are scum.
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Of course it is a case of you not liking something because you don't think you benefit from it.
You are one of those people who hate the police until you need them. I am sure if a high illegal immigrant ran over your family, you would feel differently.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government … -children/
You are one of those people who hate the police until you need them. I am sure if a high illegal immigrant ran over your family, you would feel differently.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government … -children/
No, I don't hate the police. I simply hold them to a high standard because they're entrusted with the use of force. I think they should receive harsher punishments than civilians when they break the law or abuse their power. Instead they rarely get more than a slap on the wrist.SuperJail Warden wrote:
Of course it is a case of you not liking something because you don't think you benefit from it.
You are one of those people who hate the police until you need them. I am sure if a high illegal immigrant ran over your family, you would feel differently.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government … -children/
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
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That's nice. But you don't have to dismantle the country's entire domestic security apparatus to make sure police don't kill black people.
depends which country you*re in.SuperJail Warden wrote:
That's nice. But you don't have to dismantle the country's entire domestic security apparatus to make sure police don't kill black people.
hey Superjail warden, how do you feel about quentin tarantino?
lol no. you talk about habeus corpus but I don't think you really know what the legal doctrine means.Jay wrote:
Because it's a shit job and I despise border patrol. Conducting dragnet searches anywhere within 100 miles of the border is such a disgusting destruction of habeus corpus.