Hey, guys. I found a dollar. The guy made a good $2.64 in this transaction.
The system works.
The system works.
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I always tip waiters and delivery people $5 as a basline
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
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Ahh good 4 people with 4 different methods to tip already.
I'll be number 5. As a general rule I never tip.
I'll be number 5. As a general rule I never tip.
I'll usually tip some roughed-out figure of ten to twenty percent the cost of service, based on my estimation of the time and effort put into it. For the most part (excluding large parties, which operate under a completely different set of arbitrary and unexplained rules which require a certain connection to the Force to not screw up), it ranges from $2 to $10, and I never feel bad about it.
Tipping as a social requirement is stupid and inconsistent, but not tipping makes you look like an ass and won't force companies to suddenly start paying people more. And, for instance, I don't eat out or order delivery very often, but I'd rather not have to find a new place each time to avoid spit in my food.
Tipping as a social requirement is stupid and inconsistent, but not tipping makes you look like an ass and won't force companies to suddenly start paying people more. And, for instance, I don't eat out or order delivery very often, but I'd rather not have to find a new place each time to avoid spit in my food.
The only reason I tip is so I can hand over an even number of notes, unless I need coins for the vending machine at work - in which case I'll have the change back.
Fuck Israel
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I sometimes get tips at my job which you don't need to tip for.DrunkFace wrote:
Fuck it must be complicated living in America with such arbitrarily stupid 'rules'.
When it comes to getting a tip for something that doesn't normally require tipping, it is customary to decline the tip and the other person has insist you take the tip and then you accept it. You have to do this even if you really want the tip.
I almost paid a £50 tip for a £42 meal last night because I was drunk and didn't understand what the card machine was telling me. It even warned me that it was above the usual amount and I pressed yes.
Luckily they refunded it and then I entered the right amount for the tip and the waitress said "oh just so you know we don't get the full amount when you tip on the card machine" so then I cancelled it again and we started over again. It's dumb that they don't get the full amount on a card tip.
Luckily they refunded it and then I entered the right amount for the tip and the waitress said "oh just so you know we don't get the full amount when you tip on the card machine" so then I cancelled it again and we started over again. It's dumb that they don't get the full amount on a card tip.
Because if you tip her in cash she doesn't claim it as income on her taxes. If you tip her on the card, taxes are taken out automatically.Dauntless wrote:
I almost paid a £50 tip for a £42 meal last night because I was drunk and didn't understand what the card machine was telling me. It even warned me that it was above the usual amount and I pressed yes.
Luckily they refunded it and then I entered the right amount for the tip and the waitress said "oh just so you know we don't get the full amount when you tip on the card machine" so then I cancelled it again and we started over again. It's dumb that they don't get the full amount on a card tip.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
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Looks like you found a hooker with a heart of gold waitress with a heart of gold.Dauntless wrote:
I almost paid a £50 tip for a £42 meal last night because I was drunk and didn't understand what the card machine was telling me. It even warned me that it was above the usual amount and I pressed yes.
Luckily they refunded it and then I entered the right amount for the tip and the waitress said "oh just so you know we don't get the full amount when you tip on the card machine" so then I cancelled it again and we started over again. It's dumb that they don't get the full amount on a card tip.
hmm yeah forgot about taxes
well she can pay her taxes next time, I want my amex points
well she can pay her taxes next time, I want my amex points
Seems like the local police is bored. Now they are urging ppl to report pizzerias who sell pizza for less than 6€. Because they're bound to avoid taxes n' shit... . . . . ........ . . . .. .
I'm mad if a slice costs me more than $2.50Ultrafunkula wrote:
Seems like the local police is bored. Now they are urging ppl to report pizzerias who sell pizza for less than 6€. Because they're bound to avoid taxes n' shit... . . . . ........ . . . .. .
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
i still remember when the pizzeria near my house posted a sign saying "due to tax reasons, we no longer have $1 plain slices"Jay wrote:
I'm mad if a slice costs me more than $2.50Ultrafunkula wrote:
Seems like the local police is bored. Now they are urging ppl to report pizzerias who sell pizza for less than 6€. Because they're bound to avoid taxes n' shit... . . . . ........ . . . .. .
haha you sound like a dickhead. You don't tip a bellhop? Taxi? Casino dealer?DrunkFace wrote:
Ahh good 4 people with 4 different methods to tip already.
I'll be number 5. As a general rule I never tip.
There's apparently a guy next to port authority that has $1 slices. I have no reason to go to port authoritycowami wrote:
i still remember when the pizzeria near my house posted a sign saying "due to tax reasons, we no longer have $1 plain slices"Jay wrote:
I'm mad if a slice costs me more than $2.50Ultrafunkula wrote:
Seems like the local police is bored. Now they are urging ppl to report pizzerias who sell pizza for less than 6€. Because they're bound to avoid taxes n' shit... . . . . ........ . . . .. .
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
$1 slice of pizza is probably so disgusting.
nobody has any reason to go to port authority...it just draws you in, against your better judgmentJay wrote:
There's apparently a guy next to port authority that has $1 slices. I have no reason to go to port authoritycowami wrote:
i still remember when the pizzeria near my house posted a sign saying "due to tax reasons, we no longer have $1 plain slices"Jay wrote:
I'm mad if a slice costs me more than $2.50
meh, it's sustenance, and it's cheapKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
$1 slice of pizza is probably so disgusting.
side note: i see you've been in a bunch of IBM ads with the supercomputer
Way to go daneland! Now take your legal weed, your tulips, and your weird santa and cure aids
http://www.thelocal.dk/20151013/cancer- … -discovery
http://www.thelocal.dk/20151013/cancer- … -discovery
Denmark is not the Netherlands, silly
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
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wut?
/roc
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Danish = Denmark. Dutch = Netherlands.Jay wrote:
Denmark is not the Netherlands, silly
Tulips and legal weed = Dutch
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"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
hate to break it to you yanks, but i don't think the netherlands has been associated with tulips for quite a while. they also don't wear wooden clogs.
skagit valley tulips > danish tulips
rep where ya stay. namsayin?
rep where ya stay. namsayin?