yes but, thats the reason he doesnt have a girl got caught masturbating in a library.Shadow_OwNz wrote:
that guy needs a girl
+1 for a laugh
+1 for a laugh
Because I said he should be allowed to, when? You see that last word, "though". That is short for "although". That means that the related statement is an addition to previous statements, which does not deny their truth. Funny, that, isn't it?lowing wrote:
Yes Bubbalo, after all, we can't really be a free country unless we have the freedom to jack off in public huh???
Didn't the reporter say the guy was 23?? The whole family's a class act, don't you think? Twenty-something guy polishing the pewter at a public library, using taxpayer dollars to get off, with a dad who mistakes the NBC reporter for Jerry Springer, apparently.
I mean yeah, it's not like I've never watched a porno or peeled the banana, and of course I wouldn't keep my kid from doing any of that. But on the other hand (hahahaha, "hand") it's embarrassing enough if an investigator broadcasts that on TV about my kid. I think I'd save the last remaining traces of my dignity by either 1) disciplining him in front of the camera ("...at a PUBLIC LIBRARY?? What's wrong with you?? The bathroom door at home, it LOCKS doesn't it?...") or 2) incredulously have an emotional breakdown ("...and all this time, oh my God, I thought he wanted the library card to READ...").
So I guess the moral is: If your son is past puberty, and doesn't have a girlfriend, make sure he has at least a 256 kbps connection at home.
I mean yeah, it's not like I've never watched a porno or peeled the banana, and of course I wouldn't keep my kid from doing any of that. But on the other hand (hahahaha, "hand") it's embarrassing enough if an investigator broadcasts that on TV about my kid. I think I'd save the last remaining traces of my dignity by either 1) disciplining him in front of the camera ("...at a PUBLIC LIBRARY?? What's wrong with you?? The bathroom door at home, it LOCKS doesn't it?...") or 2) incredulously have an emotional breakdown ("...and all this time, oh my God, I thought he wanted the library card to READ...").
So I guess the moral is: If your son is past puberty, and doesn't have a girlfriend, make sure he has at least a 256 kbps connection at home.
LOL, man you are alittle testy today. Did your mom ground you or something?Bubbalo wrote:
Because I said he should be allowed to, when? You see that last word, "though". That is short for "although". That means that the related statement is an addition to previous statements, which does not deny their truth. Funny, that, isn't it?lowing wrote:
Yes Bubbalo, after all, we can't really be a free country unless we have the freedom to jack off in public huh???
yes his mum did. by using my ninja hearing skills ive heard it,... hes grounded for masturbating... yeah... thats itlowing wrote:
LOL, man you are alittle testy today. Did your mom ground you or something?Bubbalo wrote:
Because I said he should be allowed to, when? You see that last word, "though". That is short for "although". That means that the related statement is an addition to previous statements, which does not deny their truth. Funny, that, isn't it?lowing wrote:
Yes Bubbalo, after all, we can't really be a free country unless we have the freedom to jack off in public huh???
ohh, and i say owend!
So, instead of admitting you were wrong, you try to insult me? Congratulations! You failed miserably, which is, apparently, something you Yanks are good at.lowing wrote:
LOL, man you are alittle testy today. Did your mom ground you or something?
LOL
And they picked the gayest looking reporter to report the story...
And they picked the gayest looking reporter to report the story...
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LOL, I can picture you sitting there with yuor arms crossed holding yout breath in anger right now.Bubbalo wrote:
So, instead of admitting you were wrong, you try to insult me? Congratulations! You failed miserably, which is, apparently, something you Yanks are good at.lowing wrote:
LOL, man you are alittle testy today. Did your mom ground you or something?
I don't like either the masturbator or the reporter. The former should have kept his fantasies to himself, and the latter is rude, arrogant, and asks leading questions that don't exactly comply with reporting tradition. They didn't even blank out the kid's face. How's that for "hey, you've been publicly disgraced so bad that you might as well walk back into your house and shoot yourself in the head right now!" It should have been handled by the police. I'm sure there's some bylaw they could've gotten him on.
Love how the reporter started flailing at the dad when he was approaching the camera.
Love how the reporter started flailing at the dad when he was approaching the camera.
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Nice, I love break.com...it's the best
lol
Haha.pasngr wrote:
Imagine how proud his mom used to be everytime her son would say, "Alright mom, I'm going to the library. See you later." She probably gloated to all her friends about how much time her precious little boy spent quenching his thirst for knowledge. And then one day a reporter stopped by and her world came crashing down.
Anger at what?lowing wrote:
LOL, I can picture you sitting there with yuor arms crossed holding yout breath in anger right now.
Exactly.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
I don't like either the masturbator or the reporter. The former should have kept his fantasies to himself, and the latter is rude, arrogant, and asks leading questions that don't exactly comply with reporting tradition. They didn't even blank out the kid's face. How's that for "hey, you've been publicly disgraced so bad that you might as well walk back into your house and shoot yourself in the head right now!" It should have been handled by the police. I'm sure there's some bylaw they could've gotten him on.
Love how the reporter started flailing at the dad when he was approaching the camera.
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Bubbalo chill out, its not like he called you a idiot or something. Because the way you are acting and having a shot at "yankies" is making you out to be a total idiotBubbalo wrote:
So, instead of admitting you were wrong, you try to insult me? Congratulations! You failed miserably, which is, apparently, something you Yanks are good at.lowing wrote:
LOL, man you are alittle testy today. Did your mom ground you or something?
So, the one not insulting everyone who disagrees with him is the one who needs to chill out? Nice work there. They should get you working on the cure for cancer or something, with a brain like that.
Also, Yankees has no "i" and two "e"s
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I got a cure for you, pull the pole out of your ass.Bubbalo wrote:
So, the one not insulting everyone who disagrees with him is the one who needs to chill out? Nice work there. They should get you working on the cure for cancer or something, with a brain like that.
Also, Yankees has no "i" and two "e"s
Uh-huh. So, basically, you're wrong, but refuse to admit it.
no im right you are a idiot and Lowing is right as well, you must be a tad upset for being grounded by your mummy.
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So why, exactly, am I wrong?
Lets just start with you making a total fool of yourself here http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=25340&p=4 and I can keep going on. Are you a drama student wanting to be a politician?
How is that relevant to what I've said in this thread?
so what has this got to do with anything on this thread, I havent said your wrong. Just to chill out a little since Lowering didnt mean any harm. and you went off like a idiot as you do.Bubbalo wrote:
So why, exactly, am I wrong?
Uh-huh. So, now you claim that because all you said was lowing (no "er", btw) is right, you didn't claim I was wrong. Despite the fact that whate he said directly conradicts what I said.
like I said take the pole out of "yer" ass