SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3717
Why did Ken delete his post?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6620|Little Bentcock
Ruined the combo
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6104|eXtreme to the maX

Adams_BJ wrote:

Ruined the combo
Jesus fucking christ
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5176|Sydney
The irony of intelligence, is that War Man has none.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6104|eXtreme to the maX

Jay wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Jay wrote:

Congratulations on finding a girl that will think your tiny penis is an upgrade.
I should get an Asian chick.
The mother lode for fetishists is a good Japanese girl. If you snag one you can sell her on Craigslist for like a milly
Where on Craigslist? I need this information.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3717
Remember my Filipino ex I was heart broken about?

That is her at :30


I'm going to go do some drugs to numb the pain

Last edited by SuperJail Warden (2014-03-08 18:44:03)

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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6620|Little Bentcock

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Remember my Filipino ex I was heart broken about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwCE7k3hVxQ#t=34
That is her at :30


I'm going to go do some drugs to numb the pain
The car?
13rin
Member
+977|6477
Pretty lil' grad student working part time in the office is after me.  She keeps inviting me out for drinks.   When I decline, she emails me from the bar, trying to get me there. Devil woman temptress knows I'm married too...  Why do these things happen to me now and not a decade ago???
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Steve-0
Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.
+214|3957|SL,UT

hey - tell her i'm available for drinks.

no seriously, i am available for drinks.

email ur reply asap
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6711|Purplicious Wisconsin

13rin wrote:

Pretty lil' grad student working part time in the office is after me.  She keeps inviting me out for drinks.   When I decline, she emails me from the bar, trying to get me there. Devil woman temptress knows I'm married too...  Why do these things happen to me now and not a decade ago???
How old is she, is she willing to tolerate Wisconsin weather(that still thinks it is winter)?
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Steve-0
Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.
+214|3957|SL,UT

fuck you warman - i'm flyin, she's buyin.

go back to your sister
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6620|Little Bentcock
I missed burnzz
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5176|Sydney
Warman is a hermaphrodite.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3717

13rin wrote:

Pretty lil' grad student working part time in the office is after me.  She keeps inviting me out for drinks.   When I decline, she emails me from the bar, trying to get me there. Devil woman temptress knows I'm married too...  Why do these things happen to me now and not a decade ago???
I think you should do it.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5176|Sydney
Why would he do that when he can just brag about it on here?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3717
Life is short, Jake. Life is short.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6735|Oxferd Ohire
even shorter when you cheat on your wife
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3717
Hide the guns and your cellphone.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3717
My birthday is the 29th. I will be 24. There is something I want to do for my birthday but am afraid to ask any of the people I want to do it with. I want to be their BDSM slave for a weekend.

I am not looking for sex. I want to be someone's submissive. I want to be used, and abused by them. I want to do berated, hit, and forced to do stuff for them in exchange for their attention and love.

I have never done anything like this before but I am excited at the idea. I am sure most of you will find it weird or funny but this is a legitimate fantasy and something I wish to experience.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
jsnipy
...
+3,276|6520|...

keep us posted
Steve-0
Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.
+214|3957|SL,UT

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I have never done anything like this before
i can tell your you are lying, just by the way you hung off atg's nuts.

i hope you get your wish on Riker's Island.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3717
chill out burnzz. just looking to have a good time
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https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6630|949

Put an ad on craigslist.  Make sure to mention you enjoy being a power bottom
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6735|Oxferd Ohire
Do you want a bear?
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3717
There was an Asian girl on my school's bus that I locked eyes with. I wasn't staring at her. It was one of those instances where you are just looking around on a long bus ride and happen to lock eyes. We both looked away. We got off the bus at the same stop and went our separate ways. I saw her in the parking garage going to her car. She saw me from across the building also. We both got into our cars and started to drive. I was behind her and she must have saw me in her rear view mirror.

There is only one way to the turnpike from there and I was behind her the whole time. She started driving really fast. I guess she thought I was following her and panicked. So she is driving really fast and I am just keeping my pace and hanging back. When we came to a roundabout she had to stop and I got closer again. She then sped up really quickly and hit another car.

It didn't look serious and I figured that if I got out to check on her she might flip out or something. So I just decided to keep driving.

tl;dr I think I made an Asian girl get into a car accident.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg

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