I have a new girlfriend. She is Cantonese. We can't make it Facebook official though because her parents are from Hong Kong and would not approve. Very heartbreaking. Much sad. Wow.
She isn't from Hong Kong. She was born in NYC. Her parents are from Hong Kong.Cybargs wrote:
hong kong girls are the most annoying/crazy.SuperJail Warden wrote:
I have a new girlfriend. She is Cantonese. We can't make it Facebook official though because her parents are from Hong Kong and would not approve. Very heartbreaking. Much sad. Wow.
Congratulations on finding a girl that will think your tiny penis is an upgrade.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
You are so fat you need a mirror to see your cock so hush.
I bet your penis is tiny as well.Jay wrote:
Congratulations on finding a girl that will think your tiny penis is an upgrade.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
At least we know Jay's dick is efficacious. He's been laid at least once in his life...I hope. Baby is soooo coming out black.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
The tiniest in the world. Luckily for me I'm not a home schooled twit from a backwards-ass state or I might really feel bad about myself.War Man wrote:
I bet your penis is tiny as well.Jay wrote:
Congratulations on finding a girl that will think your tiny penis is an upgrade.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
More likely a brown Messican.Pochsy wrote:
At least we know Jay's dick is efficacious. He's been laid at least once in his life...I hope. Baby is soooo coming out black.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Thankfully it won't be Puerto Rican though, wifey has standards.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Statistically your wife is more likely than not to end up divorcing you within the next 10 years. You are going to have a black guy living in your house and raising your kids once she takes half your shit. Please don't murder her and yourself when it happens. I know that is a thing with white people.
they're genuinely hilarious keep it up 10/10RTHKI wrote:
i missed these fights
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Just realise Ecilop Murof is Forum police backwards
It's sad that you're such a self loathing racistSuperJail Warden wrote:
Statistically your wife is more likely than not to end up divorcing you within the next 10 years. You are going to have a black guy living in your house and raising your kids once she takes half your shit. Please don't murder her and yourself when it happens. I know that is a thing with white people.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
I should get an Asian chick.Jay wrote:
Congratulations on finding a girl that will think your tiny penis is an upgrade.
Fuck Israel
SuperJail Warden wrote:
She isn't from Hong Kong. She was born in NYC. Her parents are from Hong Kong.Cybargs wrote:
hong kong girls are the most annoying/crazy.SuperJail Warden wrote:
I have a new girlfriend. She is Cantonese. We can't make it Facebook official though because her parents are from Hong Kong and would not approve. Very heartbreaking. Much sad. Wow.
The mother lode for fetishists is a good Japanese girl. If you snag one you can sell her on Craigslist for like a millyDilbert_X wrote:
I should get an Asian chick.Jay wrote:
Congratulations on finding a girl that will think your tiny penis is an upgrade.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Er you are the one who brought up race you antisemiteJay wrote:
It's sad that you're such a self loathing racistSuperJail Warden wrote:
Statistically your wife is more likely than not to end up divorcing you within the next 10 years. You are going to have a black guy living in your house and raising your kids once she takes half your shit. Please don't murder her and yourself when it happens. I know that is a thing with white people.
Jesus fucking Christ...SuperJail Warden wrote:
We can't make it Facebook official.
Jesus fucking christ.SuperJail Warden wrote:
We can't make it Facebook official.
Jesus fucking christ.SuperJail Warden wrote:
We can't make it Facebook official.
Jesus fucking christ.SuperJail Warden wrote:
We can't make it Facebook official.