Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6835|Little Bentcock
Depends which end of me is down there.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+691|6503|Washington St.
youre australian so isn't it 0 regardless?


https://img845.imageshack.us/img845/8379/fatboyreacts.gif



sorry i don't have anything against you aussies but that's all i know you as and it was an easy set-up for me
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6835|Little Bentcock
I'll have you know I have all my teeth >
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5391|Sydney

killer21 wrote:

globefish23 wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

I've always wondered, do you still ejaculate anything?
Yes, of course.
Only 5% of the seminal fluid comes from the testicles.
The other 95% are produced in the prostate, seminal vesicle and Cowper's gland, which are downstream from the section.
You can't tell the difference without a microscope.

The saying "firing blanks" doesn't fit here.
It's more like "firing an arrow without a tip".

Jay wrote:

Can you still get blue balls or have they given up?
Never had blue balls in my life, so I couldn't tell.

In the first few months I felt a stinging discomfort during ejaculation, but also when being abstinent for longer than normal.
Nothing that I'd describe as pain, which there is a small chance after the procedure.

Also, the dead end of the vas deferens on the testicle side often noticeably starts to expand, because those 5% of the seminal fluid accumulate there until they're decomposed.
Fascinating....
https://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/034/yeahsciencebitch.PNG
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5686|Ventura, California
Hey any tips on lasting longer? I'm not that bad but I'd like to be able to do it longer than currently possible.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+691|6503|Washington St.
Think about other shit. My go-to is baseball stats
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6950|Oxferd Ohire
he said last longer not put to sleep
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5571|London, England

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Hey any tips on lasting longer? I'm not that bad but I'd like to be able to do it longer than currently possible.
Wear a condom.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6835|Little Bentcock
Pay attention to what you do when you're blowing. 9/10 its tensing up and holding your breath. Don't do that. Consciously breath and keep those muscles relaxed as possible. The latter can be hard when you're starting out and doing positions like missionary, so try having the girl on top, or doggy, where you don't rely on too much strength.

That easy.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5756|Toronto

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Hey any tips on lasting longer? I'm not that bad but I'd like to be able to do it longer than currently possible.
Use more lube so your hole doesn't get sore so quickly. He'll also appreciate the little extra glide.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6950|Oxferd Ohire
lol
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5686|Ventura, California

Adams_BJ wrote:

Pay attention to what you do when you're blowing. 9/10 its tensing up and holding your breath. Don't do that. Consciously breath and keep those muscles relaxed as possible. The latter can be hard when you're starting out and doing positions like missionary, so try having the girl on top, or doggy, where you don't rely on too much strength.

That easy.
yeah I last way longer when she's on top
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Steve-0
Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.
+215|4172|SL,UT

i can't wait to see what warman posts in this thread . . .
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6835|Little Bentcock
One day you will be a sex god and blow only on command.

one day.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5391|Sydney
Ron Jeremy.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5686|Ventura, California
Holy - shit

Tonight was awesome.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5391|Sydney
Last week my girlfriend told me she doesn't care if I watch porn and wank, even when she's in the room.

The next night our newish housemate, who is a professional model, told us that when she living was in Paris she was once paid to fly to South Africa to do some nude photos.

Whilst this seems all good, part of me thinks...

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111114407/3304878-7832051047-admir.jpg

Last edited by Jaekus (2013-11-02 02:45:53)

DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6897|United States of America
And you've not found these nude photos yet or what?
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6835|Little Bentcock
I demand sharsies
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6926|Purplicious Wisconsin

Steve-0 wrote:

i can't wait to see what warman posts in this thread . . .
I keep such things to myself and don't ask bf2s for girl or sex advice.

Last edited by War Man (2013-11-02 20:49:32)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6950|Oxferd Ohire
how about boys then
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6926|Purplicious Wisconsin

RTHKI wrote:

how about boys then
Funny

NO
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6835|Little Bentcock
He's in denial guys!  He likes boys!
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5391|Sydney
He likes both, because...

For his user title, Adams_BJ wrote:

Warman is a hermaphrodite.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6950|Oxferd Ohire
he likes both. like the rest of us. besides shater
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png

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