Are you Dr Daniel Jackson?
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Why are you insisting that everything is about jesus? Most of them predate jesus.Macbeth wrote:
But they are technically jesus stories.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Because they are also Jesus stories. Like I said before, we get it. Christians borrowed from other mythologies just like every religion before them.
Had to look him up. Haven't seen that movie in awhile. Also, no. I just like the Epic Cycle, took a bit of mythology while in college and have read up on my own for years.Stubbee wrote:
Are you Dr Daniel Jackson?
So did I get it right with Horus then, or what?
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I think everyone realized that after reading the first few lines.Macbeth wrote:
Because they are also Jesus stories. Like I said before, we get it. Christians borrowed from other mythologies just like every religion before them.
And it's not the point of this thread.
or whatunnamednewbie13 wrote:
Had to look him up. Haven't seen that movie in awhile. Also, no. I just like the Epic Cycle, took a bit of mythology while in college and have read up on my own for years.Stubbee wrote:
Are you Dr Daniel Jackson?
So did I get it right with Horus then, or what?
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The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
when is xianity going to give them back?Macbeth wrote:
Because they are also Jesus stories. Like I said before, we get it. Christians borrowed from other mythologies just like every religion before them.
lol
are you saying xiannity is a mythology then?
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
You can pretty much go up and down comparative mythology and get the right answer to any of your questions thus far at random. Since it's not Jesus, Zarathustra/Zoroaster or Horus, my next guess is Krishna. If that's correct, here's my preemptive answers for your next question:
Buddha, Zarathustra/Zoroaster, Horus, Romulus or Dionysus. There's others but it wouldn't be fun if I listed them all.
Buddha, Zarathustra/Zoroaster, Horus, Romulus or Dionysus. There's others but it wouldn't be fun if I listed them all.
Forgot Xenu
ya that one was too hard for me Macbeth. i didn't even do most of the readings lol
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
LOL Bastardunnamednewbie13 wrote:
You can pretty much go up and down comparative mythology and get the right answer to any of your questions thus far at random. Since it's not Jesus, Zarathustra/Zoroaster or Horus, my next guess is Krishna. If that's correct, here's my preemptive answers for your next question:
Buddha, Zarathustra/Zoroaster, Horus, Romulus or Dionysus. There's others but it wouldn't be fun if I listed them all.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Answer 3 is Buddha.
Zarathrusta:
The God-man, the prophet, the founder of a great monotheistic religion that still exist today. He preached that there was only one true God, and his teachings focused on the eternal fight between good and evil. The teachings include the idea of the Saviour will wake the dead and pass judgment on all. The righteous ones goes to Paradise and the sinful straight to a burning Hell. The very word of Paradise stems from this religion. This semigod started his career in his early thirties, and had a following of disciples. As a band of monks they wandered around, preaching their religion. He was eventually killed and sent to heaven. Who was he?
Zarathrusta:
The God-man, the prophet, the founder of a great monotheistic religion that still exist today. He preached that there was only one true God, and his teachings focused on the eternal fight between good and evil. The teachings include the idea of the Saviour will wake the dead and pass judgment on all. The righteous ones goes to Paradise and the sinful straight to a burning Hell. The very word of Paradise stems from this religion. This semigod started his career in his early thirties, and had a following of disciples. As a band of monks they wandered around, preaching their religion. He was eventually killed and sent to heaven. Who was he?
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Question 4:
The original "Light of the world" was the mediator between God and man and was born on the 25.th of December. Local shepherds witnessed his birth and gave him gifts. He had 12 disciples, and when his work was done on earth he gathered together to a last supper, and then ascended to heaven. At doomsday he will return to pass judgment on both the living and the dead. The righteous will go to heaven and the sinful will be killed in a giant fire. Sunday is his holyday, and this religion gave us the seven days of the week. His followers called each other "brothers" and their leaders "fathers". They practiced baptism and established a sacred meal ritual, where flesh and blood was symbolically consumed by initiates. Above earth was heaven, and below the dark hell with demons and the sinners. Who was he?
The original "Light of the world" was the mediator between God and man and was born on the 25.th of December. Local shepherds witnessed his birth and gave him gifts. He had 12 disciples, and when his work was done on earth he gathered together to a last supper, and then ascended to heaven. At doomsday he will return to pass judgment on both the living and the dead. The righteous will go to heaven and the sinful will be killed in a giant fire. Sunday is his holyday, and this religion gave us the seven days of the week. His followers called each other "brothers" and their leaders "fathers". They practiced baptism and established a sacred meal ritual, where flesh and blood was symbolically consumed by initiates. Above earth was heaven, and below the dark hell with demons and the sinners. Who was he?
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Jesus
What, it's true.Stubbee wrote:
LOL Bastardunnamednewbie13 wrote:
You can pretty much go up and down comparative mythology and get the right answer to any of your questions thus far at random. Since it's not Jesus, Zarathustra/Zoroaster or Horus, my next guess is Krishna. If that's correct, here's my preemptive answers for your next question:
Buddha, Zarathustra/Zoroaster, Horus, Romulus or Dionysus. There's others but it wouldn't be fun if I listed them all.
/thread
Told you: none of them are jesus.Macbeth wrote:
Jesus
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
I'm not sure if this thread is legitimate or if it's working towards some sort of clever reveal that won't take anyone by surprise.
John, chapter 11, verse 35
If you know the answers and are bored go moderate somewhere.
Legitimate questions.
Legitimate questions.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Jesus
Muslim Jesus
Buddhist Jesus
Greek Jesus
Roman Jesus.
Muslim Jesus
Buddhist Jesus
Greek Jesus
Roman Jesus.
Mohamed?Stubbee wrote:
Answer 3 is Buddha.
Zarathrusta:
The God-man, the prophet, the founder of a great monotheistic religion that still exist today. He preached that there was only one true God, and his teachings focused on the eternal fight between good and evil. The teachings include the idea of the Saviour will wake the dead and pass judgment on all. The righteous ones goes to Paradise and the sinful straight to a burning Hell. The very word of Paradise stems from this religion. This semigod started his career in his early thirties, and had a following of disciples. As a band of monks they wandered around, preaching their religion. He was eventually killed and sent to heaven. Who was he?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Peace Be Upon HimPochsy wrote:
Mohamed?
The reason I bring it up is because stuff like this usually culminates in some sort of ranting coup against Christianity. If that's not what you're on about, whatever will you move onto once you run out of these figures?Stubbee wrote:
If you know the answers and are bored go moderate somewhere.
Legitimate questions.