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Uzique The Lesser wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

I'm not looking forward to more of my friends having children. I already don't like the few facebook photos of their kids I get. I don't want more.

imagine how dilbert feels. he's near 40 and all of his friends have a wife and 2.4 children.

I feel fine. some of them have cats - they aren't all egotists who measure their success by how many mini-me's they've inflicted on the world.

Egotism is one of the main drives of the human species.

and you having no life, living at home, having no wife or children... is the ultimate noble sacrifice, right? you're living an ascetic life, renouncing all forms of egotism.

oh no, wait a minute, you spend all your free time sat on an internet forum, bitter, trying to tell everyone else how much better your job and education and worldview and opinion is. not very zen-monk like of you, dilbs. almost seems... egotistic.

Last edited by Uzique The Lesser (2013-05-22 04:54:12)

Ultrafunkula wrote:

People are selfish when they have kids? Ok then.

Of course, perpetuating their own genes in a resource-limited world.

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

People are selfish when they have kids? Ok then.

Of course, perpetuating their own genes in a resource-limited world.

What do you think I should do about my kid then?

kill it, to prove how selfless you are

i think what dilbert's trying to say is that if you weren't all so utterly deluded by your genes' egotism and by subliminal marketing and meat-industry grooming, and if you had managed to resist the mind-washing propaganda that infects all lesser human beings (and black people, naturally), then you'd all be able to (finally) be enlightened human beings like dilbert: vegan, child-less, mate-less, living at home. you only eat meat because adverts tell you to - it is in fact disgusting; you only have children because you are listening to your blind selfish genes; you only have homes and lives because you have been sold a capitalist lie, to loan and take credit where you cannot afford. dilbert is master-race. you laughing at his sad circumstances only betrays your own delusion! you have been fed the lie of modern life, and you are all consuming, like the passive untermensch that you are

p.s. it's fine for him to call people "fat" and make remarks about overweight people and obesity, because the fat that is constricting his heart's blood-flow and killing him is internal fat, and isn't visible, so it's a-okay. seriously: stop overeating americans, you silly cattle.

Last edited by Uzique The Lesser (2013-05-22 05:27:29)

Such is life berger-bot. It is sad, but don't let it send you backwards. This sort of stuff happens

Eh, there's no easy way really. Unless you're mac.

Why it was just property

Like when you sell a car or something?

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

People are selfish when they have kids? Ok then.

Of course, perpetuating their own genes in a resource-limited world.

What do you think I should do about my kid then?

As long as you only have one and don't raise it a muslim its OK.

_j5689_ wrote:

I think I need a better way to cope with shit.  This particular situation is definitely one of the more common and sad things that can happen in life I'm sure but there needs to be a better way to overcome bad times, big or small, if I'm ever going to get anywhere in life.

everyone experiences grief. everyone experiences a loved one dying. just because it's common, doesn't mean it won't hurt. it's common grief precisely for the reason that it affects everyone, regardless of how 'tough' or 'immune' they may be. grief takes a while. just know that everyone goes through it, and it doesn't last forever, or ruin lives. in a few weeks' you'll be looking back on the memories of your dog with fondness, instead of pain.

i also recommend heroin.

Got home and settled down. Can't find my EZ widers. Have to get dressed and head to the liquor store.