This is the flimsiest defense I'm seen in a long time. The 'my crimes were lesser so charge him instead ' defense, ala the 2nd grade. If so, why didn't you open with this line?
And, to the more prevalent point: it's no secret that I'm in Canada, asshat. I have been for my whole life. I post about it often. To swoop in now and claim ignorance and insult someone so gravely is really a stone fucking cold retarded thing to do.
Be happy with the Asian Master Race bullshit, because once they find you out they'll have to change their slogan to "almost perfect".
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families