Uzique The Lesser
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this is a thread for macbeth to post all of his ruminations and aspirations concerning asian women, seeing as most other threads here on bf2s seem to get side-tracked with his personal erotic journal.

so, which country has the best asian women? what are the best ways to get them to come and take cocaine in your middle-class apartment? are asians afraid of heights?

rev1.1: AESTHETICALLY and/or ETHICALLY good examples only, please.

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Cybargs
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Taiwanese girls wont shut the fuck up in bed. they think they're japanese porn stars. Asians who grew up in western countries are better imo.
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Uzique The Lesser
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i met a taiwanese girl at a clubnight once and she was really keen to talk to me about the uk dance music scene. she keeps inviting me to go to taiwan and put on a clubnight and get involved in her local scene. she is in her mid-20's and her name is ching, but she goes by the name anne. she works in publishing. she is quite attractive but for some reason i get the impression from 90% of the asian girls i interact with that they are kind of crazy and have emotional issues.
eleven bravo
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i macked with a japanese model who was cheating on her man
Tu Stultus Es
Cybargs
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well being away from home and having a huge amount of freedom (people in their 30s still live with their parents here, cultural thing...) and being an outsider and all has an effect on the emotional level.
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Uzique The Lesser
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an asian who has grown up and lived in the uk all of her life, but whose dad is from bali and who looks balinese, is in love with me
Cybargs
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im surprised macbeth hasnt chimed in yet.
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eleven bravo
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i once had an asian chick as a partner for a class project who was semi cute but everytime we worked on our project she reaked like steamed vegetables
Tu Stultus Es
Cisse
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there were some asian girls at my old college

they wore funny clothes and some of them even dressed as ninjas every day
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-Whiteroom-
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Any of the guys I know who married Japanese girl ends up regretting it horribly. One hasn't had sex with his wife since they concieved and the child is like 8 now. Another stayed in a terrible relationship with his wife for years for fear of her packing up the kids and running home if he left. He's trying to move in next to me with his girlfriend and his wife says she won't let the kids come by if he does. There are 2 others one in a bossy marriage and the other divorced years ago. Strangely enough all the guys were a bit weird to begin  with.


I'd like to know where the asain infatuation comes from in the first place.


There are lots of Filipinos around, most with cute tight bodies, but they don't really mingle.

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Uzique The Lesser
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an asian girl who came over from a super-wealthy chinese family and who looked like a plastic-surgeoned barbie doll (huge eyes, perfect skin, very manicured, etc.) once overheard me say after a first-year english seminar that "i didn't know what she was doing here", because she was basically dumb and hadn't read anything. i didn't know she overhead it until the end of our final year, when she drunkenly told me so. i felt bad but then i didn't, because she was the total stereotype of a vacuous and material person, just at uni for the prestige. she took a master's in 'asian management' (no joking) at the school of african and oriental studies, part of the same uni. london. she is now a middle-manager for tesco's asian side.

i wanted to be attracted to her but i'm pretty sure to this day that she is dead inside.

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jord
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i too have a touch of the yellow fever.
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They might be good for a fuck or a fling. But stay away for the long term relationships.
Macbeth
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Cybargs wrote:

im surprised macbeth hasnt chimed in yet.
In class
Roc18
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I'm going out with a Chinese girl on saturday. Hope it ends with pussy lol.
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Don't lie roc.
Macbeth
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Roc18 wrote:

I'm going out with a Chinese girl on saturday. Hope it ends with pussy lol.
Disgusting
DesertFox-
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Have you ever seen an Asian girl run, such as for a bus? It's hilarious. They can't decide whether or not to actually run, so it just ends up being a half-hearted attempt of quick, small steps like you'd see if they still practiced foot-binding.
Macbeth
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I am surprised Asians made it to the Midwest. Who would want to go there?
Ilocano
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Pure Asian women generally suck at running.

Most pure asian look sexier with some clothes on than when completely naked.  Go for the mixes for T&A.

Best party Asian women are the mixes.
Uzique The Lesser
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you mean mixed race? but that offends me
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Eww...
Uzique The Lesser
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i could never date a chick with degenerate genes and non-pure origins
Ilocano
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Macbeth wrote:

I am surprised Asians made it to the Midwest. Who would want to go there?
They don't.   Adopted.  Military.   Mail order.   Nanny.   Caregiver.
Cybargs
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Uzique The Lesser wrote:

i could never date a chick with degenerate genes and non-pure origins
Their daddy is probably a GI too.
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