_j5689_ wrote:
Cut my lip while I was trimming my mustache with scissors
Weather is cooling off, soon the filipina girls on the line will stop wearing hotpants.
Fuck Israel
Dilbert_X wrote:
Weather is cooling off, soon the filipina girls on the line will stop wearing hotpants.
i wonder if dilbert's mom wears a bikini around the house when it's hot in australia. "heyyy mom stop thaaaat!"
Filipinas are my favorite Asians. With their nice brown skin. Large breast and ass. And easily pronouncable names.
stop posting on bf2s when you have taken acid
And doing homework lolUzique The Lesser wrote:
stop posting on bf2s when you have taken acid
lol
Our sewer drain line is clogged, now all of the outgoing water and any accompanying goodies it may have just comes up into the downstairs toilet bowl and gradually drains away over time.
When I started my car, the oil light flickered maybe once before it went out.
Fuck Israel
Mine usually stays on 3-4 sec after I turn on.Dilbert_X wrote:
When I started my car, the oil light flickered maybe once before it went out.
I like pie.
i went to the doctor today. because of years of abuse and genetics, i have 2% brain function. that, coupled with my Thalassemia has assured me that my last vice will kill me.
i would trade every drop of acid currently in my house if uzique would stop being an asshole to every member of this forum.
i would trade every drop of acid currently in my house if uzique would stop being an asshole to every member of this forum.
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all of the butthurt
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
To put some colour on to my de-coloured (white + little orange right now after my experiment with peroxide ) hair or leave it as it is ... shit.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Green is a decent, timeless hair color.LittleBitchy wrote:
To put some colour on to my de-coloured (white + little orange right now after my experiment with peroxide ) hair or leave it as it is ... shit.
Got laid too much in the past few days, too tired to go to school...
I like pie.
Nah no green, i'm not 16 anymore
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
I pulled a muscle playing basketball and its affecting my golf swing
why notLittleBitchy wrote:
Nah no green, i'm not 16 anymore
Black with dark red streaks
Ah, the 'whore' costume. Good recommendation.Macbeth wrote:
Black with dark red streaks
Wife is such a beast when she's sick
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Well I like itKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Ah, the 'whore' costume. Good recommendation.Macbeth wrote:
Black with dark red streaks