I had a dream Burnzz and Tazz came to my house and we went for a drive to a gym. I was also a knight at some point.
Ser BJ
I was having dinner with the Pope and some cardinals. After dinner we had a sort of prayer ritual at the table. Then I followed them inside of this big building. The inside of the building was designed like a movie theater and had red carpet and arcade machines. I was then told I was a vampire.
After being told I was a vampire I met a guy that looked like a taller version of the lead singer from Placebo. He said to follow him into one of the theater show rooms. People were watching a movie and we sat in the back. He then told me to take off my pants for a handjob. So I took off my pants and he started but had to stop because there was a lot of pubic hair in the way. He then said to do it to him but I said no and left. I then went to the arcade section looking for a time crisis machine.
There were three 16-20 year old short Filipinos girls in the arcade section. They were drunk and acting stupid. They spilled a big gulp of fruit punch on the carpet and were really scared. One of the attendants for the movie theater came over to them and they started begging him not to hurt them because he was also a vampire. I went over and told them they were not going to be hurt but I had to turn one of them into a vampire. So I took one and was going to bite her when the person who made me a vampire came over. He was a tall blonde guy. He was surprised and disappointed I was already making baby vampires.
Then the dream ended. Anyone want to try to make sense of this?
After being told I was a vampire I met a guy that looked like a taller version of the lead singer from Placebo. He said to follow him into one of the theater show rooms. People were watching a movie and we sat in the back. He then told me to take off my pants for a handjob. So I took off my pants and he started but had to stop because there was a lot of pubic hair in the way. He then said to do it to him but I said no and left. I then went to the arcade section looking for a time crisis machine.
There were three 16-20 year old short Filipinos girls in the arcade section. They were drunk and acting stupid. They spilled a big gulp of fruit punch on the carpet and were really scared. One of the attendants for the movie theater came over to them and they started begging him not to hurt them because he was also a vampire. I went over and told them they were not going to be hurt but I had to turn one of them into a vampire. So I took one and was going to bite her when the person who made me a vampire came over. He was a tall blonde guy. He was surprised and disappointed I was already making baby vampires.
Then the dream ended. Anyone want to try to make sense of this?
you were raised a catholic but turned your back on the faith because you are actually gay
Interesting theory. Doesn't explain the Asian girls in the arcade though.
that's your fantasy projections to escape the painful reality of your homosexuality.
the other night i dreamt i was taylor swift and i was in a mall and these zombies and monsters were saying mean things to me and i was holding two guns that fired screws
you can't make this shit up
you can't make this shit up
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Last night I dreamt I was at some sort of weird baseball/NFL game where half the coaching staff were beating each other with bats. Then they started singing the U.S national anthem, but the words were names of video game characters, and then boiler aliens from colonial marines showed up and started running around and I was punching them in the face while Jessica Alba was piggybacking me
For as long as I can remember I have had a recurring dream.. I go to check the mailbox late at night and as I open the mailbox a white Iroc-Z comes speeding down the street and runs me over. /shrugs
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I had a dream last night that one of my friends and I went to eat at an Olive Garden in Ohio with Emma Watson and Otto von Bismarck.
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it's your unconscious fantasizing about bismarck because you are actually gay. emma watson was just there as a fantasy projection and figuration of denial and self-abnegation. trust me, i've read freud, i know these things. i'm also an expert on lacan. please forward me any more dreams with homosexual tendencies you have.
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Well there was another one where it was getting pretty steamy with a young, well-spoken British man. He just swept me off my feet with his knowledge and eloquence. Speaking wasn't the only way he was good with that tongue, either. The passion...it was like Rimbaud and Verlaine.
6 years what the hell
pooppooppooppoop
I dreamt I took the subway to a fried chicken place. There was a hot chubby girl in line. I tried to sit with her but I couldn't find her.
What does this mean BF2s?
What does this mean BF2s?
Hahahahaha macbeth was getting.a handjob off a gay vampire. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Adams_BJ wrote:
Hahahahaha macbeth was getting.a handjob off a gay vampire. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
"drop your pants, mortal"
"drop your pants, mortal"
I can't control my dreams.
Macbeth wrote:
I can't control my dreams desires.
Question, anyone else wake up in the middle of dreams, which then continue when you go back to sleep?
Occasionally. I like that if its a good dream, but I've had one before where a dream was freaking me out to the point where I could sense all the goosebumps and shivers, yet every time I went back to sleep after being jerked awake I'd be back in the dream.bennisboy wrote:
Question, anyone else wake up in the middle of dreams, which then continue when you go back to sleep?
All the time. the worst one I had was one where I felt tangled up and restricted, and I was awaking every 10-15 mins, yet everytime I wen to sleep I har the same dream. very annoying.