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Baillieu quits as Premier

Ted Baillieu has resigned as Premier after a Liberals-only crisis meeting on Wednesday night, saying "I do this in the best of the government".

Denis Napthine is the new leader and Mr Baillieu will remain in parliament.

"I love this state, I love the Liberal Party and I love this role that I have had the honour to enjoy over the last two and a bit years," Mr Baillieu told reporters.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/baill … z2Mknhalq8



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Jaekus
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From Facebook:

I saw this posted about the Victorian LNP government and had to share.

This is an illegitimate government, this is a government in crisis, this is a government that has lost it's way, this is a government a heart attack away from an election...sound familiar?
Spark
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that's why this is genuinely hilarious. i don't know why it's happened, i don't really care and i don't think it's particularly terrible - but it is quite funny to draw parallels.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Ty
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I found a turd in a swimming pool once. A shocking discovery. I’m not sure how it got there, but there was no question as to why it remained. Nobody would take responsibility for cleaning the wretched thing out of the water.

I took responsibility. I didn’t want to, because, you know, turd in a swimming pool.

But if civilization is to survive there are certain unpleasant realities that must be faced. Michael Herr, the great chronicler of the Vietnam War, once wrote than you are as responsible for everything you see as for everything you do.

I had seen the turd, floating there, and I could not unsee it. Half a drum of chlorine later (and one leaf net tossed into the bin, never to be used again) I had discharged my responsibility to civilisation.

When will Tony Abbott do the same?

When will he reach into the cesspool of the Liberal Party and fish out the floating turd of Scott Morrison’s discursive bowel movement in all but comparing asylum seekers to pedophiles? What’s that, Scott? Asylum seekers such as Frank Lowy, Les Murray, Judy Cassab, Professor Gustav Nossal or Victor Chang?

Oh, no, not them. They’re good refugees. Long settled in and a credit to the community.

No, Morrison just thinks anyone attempting to flee war or persecution now must be somehow suspect, in a way that anyone attempting to flee war or persecution then wasn’t. It couldn't possibly be about race. Not with Victor Chang in there. So it must surely just be a now and then thing.
And it would be a good thing if the community was alerted should some of these potential ne’er-do-wells move into a street nearby.

Because, you know, refugees and child rapists. He’s only saying what everyone thinks.

It would be enlightening, I suppose to hear more from Morrison, or his yammering parrot, Senator Abetz, on exactly how such a scheme might work.

Flyers on telephone poles, perhaps?

Or maybe something more community minded. Like a giant bonfire with a flaming cross in their front gardens. It would have to stay lit until they proved themselves decent refugees, like the ones we got from Europe, or at least useful refugees, like Doctor Chang. It would be sort of a like a modern version of the eternal flame.

Or, Tony Abbott could just man up, hold his nose, and fish the turd out of the swimming pool.
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Sup3r_Dr4gon
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Just had our state election here in WA, and the ALP got demolished. I can't remember the exact figures, but the Liberals can now govern in their own right (as opposed to having to rely on the Nationals to form government), the Nationals won more seats but are no longer the kingmakers they were in the last election, the greens were voted out completely, the number of independents were reduced and Labor lost something like 1/3 of their seats.
And of course, everyone's blaming Gillard.

A sign of whats to come in the federal election?

I think the Labor hate is felt more strongly here however, what with the mining and carbon tax being a declaration of war on our state, and Canberra plundering WA of it's GST revenue. Well, that's how the Libs put it, anyways....
Ty
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Labor is Australia's retarded ginger stepchild, no matter what it does no-one is ever going to love it.

Thing is their policies aren't bad but they've been so easy to paint as bad. A prime example is how the mining and carbon taxes are painted in WA as Dr4gon said. WA is in an amazing position economically, it is probably one of the most financially solid places in the world and it achieved this not through good management or higher intellect but because there happened to be a lot of stuff buried in the dirt that people wanted to buy. The actual governance has been outstandingly average - the failure to keep up with housing demand brought on by the economic boom is a prime example. And yet the Liberals can successfully sell a campaign that Labor is robbing the state? You greedy cunts.

It's such a shame that the alternative has to be Tony Abbott. Did anyone see his 60 Minutes interview? I didn't but apparently he was talking about his lesbian sister and how it made him soften his opinion on homosexuality, though not enough to back same-sex marriage. Oh well, baby steps I suppose. Gillard doesn't support it either and she has yet to give even the slightest reason.

If only every homophobe politician could be burdened with a homosexual sibling - without also being Bob Katter - maybe something would progress.

As a completely irrelevant aside I'm watching Peter Garrett on the TV at the moment. If he had hair he'd look like Jim Carrey. If he didn't have a nose he'd look like Voldemort. The guy is like a Mr. Potato Head.
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Dilbert_X
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Ty wrote:

Labor is Australia's retarded ginger stepchild, no matter what it does no-one is ever going to love it.
If they did a decent job of governing there would be no problem and people would be happy to vote for them.

As I understand it WA was the basket case and net tax recipient for most of Australias history, now they're doing OK, from natural resource, not good planning and development,  they don't want to repay their debt?
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Spark
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Sup3r_Dr4gon wrote:

Just had our state election here in WA, and the ALP got demolished. I can't remember the exact figures, but the Liberals can now govern in their own right (as opposed to having to rely on the Nationals to form government), the Nationals won more seats but are no longer the kingmakers they were in the last election, the greens were voted out completely, the number of independents were reduced and Labor lost something like 1/3 of their seats.
And of course, everyone's blaming Gillard.

A sign of whats to come in the federal election?

I think the Labor hate is felt more strongly here however, what with the mining and carbon tax being a declaration of war on our state, and Canberra plundering WA of it's GST revenue. Well, that's how the Libs put it, anyways....
meh, way overstated. 1st term state governments always increase their share of the vote unless they've been completely incompetent (hi campbell newman) and the WA economy is strong. sure, gillard didn't help but she could be the most popular politician in the country and it probably would've made fuck-all difference. barnett's doing a decent job, that's all that matters.
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Sup3r_Dr4gon
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Ty and spark nailed it - WA's/the Lib's success has more to do with the mining boom than good economic management. Heck, with so much being financed by the mining boom - which by definition won't last forever - I don't think even "good economic management" could apply to either party.

Dilbert_X wrote:

As I understand it WA was the basket case and net tax recipient for most of Australias history, now they're doing OK, from natural resource, not good planning and development,  they don't want to repay their debt?
I've heard that too. I think it's interesting Barnett actually wants to get a minimum return of at least 70 cents from Canberra for every $1 they send over - up from the 60-something they get now, and 50-something they'll apparently be getting in the future - but when Abbott recently came over for the campaign, Barnett couldn't get a guarantee from him it would happen if he won the federal election.
I guess we won't be hearing the "Liberals stand up for WA" line in the 2017 state election, then.
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I don't really know what to suggest for tax distribution between the highly disparate states is Aus, SA is a basket case at present, WA is making a mint solely down to geographical luck, it could all reverse in a decade.
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Spark
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the whole point of things like the gst is to shovel money from strong states to weak states. wa benefited from it for decades, a bit rich for them to complain now.

anyway, anyone catch four corners tonight? geez, what slimeballs. deserved everything they got at the ballot box.
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Spark
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Well at least we know what the Daily Tele thinks...

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Ty
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I don't know, I still think they're being too subtle.

I'm not done with this one. Unfortunately I'm at work which has blocked bf2s and can't express my vitriol fully via mobile.

Just when you think idocy has reached its zenith...
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Jaekus
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Spark wrote:



Well at least we know what the Daily Tele thinks...
Where's the picture of Gina Rinehart in that lineup?
Ty
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Okay, work's over, time to vent.

Well first off I don't think anything could have proven Conroy's point better than how the Daily Telegraph reported his announcement. This article is unquestionably among the worst pieces of journalism I've ever seen. It is childish and pathetic and although I never expect much from the Daily Telegraph it represents a new low. Photoshopping Stephen Conroy to resemble Joseph Stalin, seriously? Is that was news journalism is now? They may as well have mocked him up as Joseph Goebbels, it would have probably been more accurate. But of course, comparing Conroy to a Nazi would have been crass and childish. It's okay to compare a politician to a perpetrator of genocide as long as you're not comparing them to a German one.

It was a badly written uninformative opinion piece poorly disguised as a news report. It mentioned next to nothing about the actual proposal yet featured numerous examples of hyperbole in the form of quotes from media bosses that bemoaned the yoke of communism and draconian laws being so unfairly rammed through against the wishes of the people. None of them actually addressed the proposal itself, not one offered any objective analysis of what it would mean. Journalism! What a quaint idea!

All the media bosses had their say, each more melodramatic than the last. Even Malcolm Turnbull threw his hat in, arguing that the proposal was a threat to freedom, liberty and democracy. I'm surprised he didn't add "and the American way" given how Americanised the debate has become. Constant comments from those caught up in the bullshit tide roaring about socialism and communism and how bad they are. Hey dickweeds, press censorship has nothing to do with any distinct political ideology.

The thing is I am sure there are concerns to be had with the legislation, there are things that need to be brought to light. There are legitimate criticisms to be levelled at it. But the media is utterly failing to do any of this in favour of their sensationalist self-interested agenda. Meanwhile the ABC isn't going to comment because it is in regard to commercial media and doesn't apply to them. See they have rules that they're not allowed to editorialise, they report the news as it is and the result is that people who watch or listen to the ABC are more informed.

But the real kick in the teeth for me that took away any remaining hope for journalistic integrity came when the reporter here made a special out of place mention of the fact that Conroy said "shit" when he realised he was late for Senate.

"Ooh! He swore! The bad man swore! Everybody! Did you hear him? He swore!"

Fuck's sake, someone deserves a slap in the head for that. They actually called him a potty mouth. How juvenile can you get?
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When you have Rupert Murdock on one side and Gina Rinehart on the other, you should expect a little media bias...


/the media in this country is pathetic
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Dilbert_X
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With all the babble over the Labor leadership, the bigger problem is surely Abbott.
If he can't make it as preferred PM in the current situation what can he do exactly?
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Jaekus
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I almost want Abbott to become PM. Just so I can laugh at how appalling his government will be.
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I don't see what could be remotely funny about it, except from the perspective of New Zealand.
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Ty
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Hooray!
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Spark
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Ty
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Loved it.

"So... your organisation is quite comfortable trashing basic journalistic standards like fairness and accuracy is it?"

Nothing more needs to be said. I could hug Leigh Sales.
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Dilbert_X
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So whats the migration process to NZ then?
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Ty wrote:

Loved it.

"So... your organisation is quite comfortable trashing basic journalistic standards like fairness and accuracy is it?"

Nothing more needs to be said. I could hug Leigh Sales.
You could see the wheels turn in his head as he contemplated the how best to brush it off and hope the rest of the interview didn't cruicify him.
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Spark
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Ty wrote:

Loved it.

"So... your organisation is quite comfortable trashing basic journalistic standards like fairness and accuracy is it?"

Nothing more needs to be said. I could hug Leigh Sales.
I don't think most of us need an excuse to hug Leigh Sales tbh.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
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