BF2S Forums EE Chats Feb

i sold my surfboard too, when i left San Diego.

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Bah, you can get a canoe anywhere. Surf craigslist.

You can't surf in a river.

Silly newbie.

Attica attica!

Dilbert_X wrote:

I found this on the internet.

Encyclopedia Dramatica wrote:

Typical Hipster

• The typical hipster is generally an unemployed, angry, self-loathing faggot in his late teens to early twenties. May openly claim to be trying to "discover his place in life."
• Many will claim to have lots of enemies and no close friends due to being "misunderstood." Be warned, this is merely a ploy to gain sympathy.
• Those not familiar with the culture will come to discover very quickly that most don't particularly enjoy the company of your typical hipster because he is an angst-ridden, narcissistic douchebag who bitches and moans about as much as your 13-year old sister.
• It will insist that you are a conformist for any variety of reasons. It will go as far to insinuate every living being on the planet is a conformist, the exception being himself.
• It may openly claim to dislike the hippie culture. This is hilariously ironic, as hippies are incredibly dirty and your typical hipster dresses like a homeless person, frequently carries an STD and rarely showers.
• It will have gone through several fads in high school before having settled on hipster. These may include, but are not limited to punk, scene, emo and goth.
• It does not have a concentrated attention span, and its interests are evenly distributed in the avant-garde, hip art, music, fashion, etc.
• It may carry an appreciation for European culture.
• It holds an odd fascination for really bad, cult indie films. Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" is no exception, ever. Seriously, this movie is like the Napoleon Dynamite of the hipster culture. Every fucking hipster and their grandmother quotes this shit endlessly.
• It may dress decadently, but not as overly indulgent and gay as the avant garde hipster.
• It will only listen to bands you've never heard of. If non-hipsters ever adopt this music, they will quickly lose interest
• It enjoys art and literature, but doesn't know fuck all about how to create either.
• It may claim to be an anarchist, nihilist or existentialist, but knows little to fuck all regarding the ideals behind any of aforementioned movements.
• Loafers are the designated footwear of hipster fashion. The loafers indicate that the hipster has successfully courted and stolen from an elderly man, retrieving their loafers as a prize.
• It must use aviator or Ray Ban knockoffs and other massive glasses to block out the sun
• It rides a "fixie" bike, i.e. a bike that can't coast and has no brakes, because conventional bikes and cars are too mainstream. May endlessly attempt to pound the notion into others that "he had a fixie before they were cool."
• It may express a sense of "ironic" enjoyment for bad '80s bands and unfashionable clothing, but it secretly actually likes some of that shit.
• If by some miracle it managed to get accepted into a university, it will most likely be found studying English, Philosophy, History, A Foreign Language, Graphic Design and various other concentrations in Art.
• It will always own an iPhone and other various Apple products. In fact, the majority of people who work in Mac Stores or for Apple tech support are in fact, hipsters.
• It is essentially a walking stereotype and due to this will carry with it no trace of a genuine personality or intellect outside of aforesaid traits.
• As a new trend of 2011, Hipsters of all kind just have to have a sort of fascination with the Galaxy/Space. But sadly enough, Hipsters don't have enough knowledge on why they like it. They only do because they like for its pretty colors, its oh-so-originality, and to try to hide the fact that they are all the same damn stereo-type.
• It always have to associate itself with its obsession with TRIANGLES. Probably from playing The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess way too often.
• After smoking pot, hipsters beat up 70 year olds for their loafers.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Hipster

Cheez wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Bah, you can get a canoe anywhere. Surf craigslist.

You can't surf in a river.

Silly newbie.

I have to educate you at the same time as Sh1fty?

AussieReaper wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Who deleted my hipster post? I spent ages BBCoding that, and it was on topic, finding that was the best thing I did all day.

KCD has been riding a mod power trip ever since he returned.

lol

http://depositfiles.com/files/99a99tfds

free metropolitan police virus

got it off a computer at work today

thought it might come in handy

put on usb
stick into someone's computer
???
laugh

feel bad and delete it for them

I heard the world's longest cat has died.

Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need
longer full interview

haha. did anyone make a gif for 1:38-142? we can use it every time jay, cybargs or shifty get put down for running their mouths off about something they know nothing about.

i dont think those 2 could run over to help

i cant understand african accents

dblaze told me semens good for ur face i havent tried it tho