you gotta admit, it beats the one post every 16 hours about the weather that was happening before
this is the most fun you can have without breaking several state laws
this is the most fun you can have without breaking several state laws
Tennis is for poofs. Nothing more needs to be said really.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
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-Frederick Bastiat
You're retarded. Nothing more needs to be said. Have you ever even played tennis?Jay wrote:
Tennis is for poofs. Nothing more needs to be said really.
and the yacht club and driving a soccer mom 4x4 in the suburbs is for the real ruffians, amirite
you can't pick and choose aspects of affluent middle-class life that suit your uncouth poor tastes, jay. you have to fully assimilate! that includes polo and lacrosse, too. otherwise your kids will never fit in at the ivy league school you hope to send them to. they'll grow up just as bitter and conflicted as you .
i bet a competitive tennis match is more demanding and strenuous than that pog desk duty you did in the military, hey, tough guy?
you can't pick and choose aspects of affluent middle-class life that suit your uncouth poor tastes, jay. you have to fully assimilate! that includes polo and lacrosse, too. otherwise your kids will never fit in at the ivy league school you hope to send them to. they'll grow up just as bitter and conflicted as you .
i bet a competitive tennis match is more demanding and strenuous than that pog desk duty you did in the military, hey, tough guy?
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Tennis is just more activity than jay could handle. His ass would have a heart attack if he played a proper match.
I'm in decent shape and tennis kills me. Its fucking rough on your body.
let's face it: jay just hates tennis because the equipment, lessons, and facilities are expensive. it's for kids that grow up in gated communities w/ courts, not for ruffnecks like him. he didn't even have a toilet in the house when he was growing up, let alone several square hectares of finely-kept grass lawns and foglights.
i bet my junior tennis playing days, w/ tuition, cost more than his college education. it kills him.
i bet my junior tennis playing days, w/ tuition, cost more than his college education. it kills him.
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Yes, in summer camp as a kid. After the third day I got bored and turned it into 'let's see how far over the fence I can launch the things'. I was a subversive child, what can I say?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
You're retarded. Nothing more needs to be said. Have you ever even played tennis?Jay wrote:
Tennis is for poofs. Nothing more needs to be said really.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
I played lacrosse from when I was eight through college, so that's coveredUzique The Lesser wrote:
and the yacht club and driving a soccer mom 4x4 in the suburbs is for the real ruffians, amirite
you can't pick and choose aspects of affluent middle-class life that suit your uncouth poor tastes, jay. you have to fully assimilate! that includes polo and lacrosse, too. otherwise your kids will never fit in at the ivy league school you hope to send them to. they'll grow up just as bitter and conflicted as you .
i bet a competitive tennis match is more demanding and strenuous than that pog desk duty you did in the military, hey, tough guy?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
but you didn't graduate til you were about 30, so how did you make that lacrosse career?
The team wasn't very goodUzique The Lesser wrote:
but you didn't graduate til you were about 30, so how did you make that lacrosse career?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
makes sense. nor was your college.
I played lots of sports in my youth: soccer, baseball, basketball, tennis, sailing, and then I played football and lacrosse through middle school, football, wrestling and lacrosse through high school, lacrosse in college.
Now I content myself with slow pitch softball
Now I content myself with slow pitch softball
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
and seeing how fast you can eat that bag of nachos
I excelled at that. And spitting sunflower seeds.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
and running away from combat. and picking up the soap. at the same time.
Aww, don't be mad because you've got nothing to be proud of. It's ok that you rival Warwick Davis in stature. There there.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
i don't even know where that came from but i'm giving you a 6/10 for originality!!
would you like to be my ball boy?
would you like to be my ball boy?
Do I get to place my balls on your chin?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
well no, you went from match fixing (which obv happens) to team sports are only for lower class peopleUzique The Lesser wrote:
i wasn't ranting, darling. a topic about sports corruption came up, which m3th defended irrationally, cutting off his nose to spite his face, etc.Jay wrote:
He was ranting about sports earlier, clearly wears dresses.
i was just talking about how sports seems to bring out the tribal moron in people.
this of course explains why many of the royals play polo, or why rugby is the upper class sport of choice, or why various russian steel barons own football clubs, or why the top-tier premier league football clubs charge (and get away with) hundreds of (unaffordable) £'s worth in season tickets.
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lolFatherTed wrote:
well no, you went from match fixing (which obv happens) to team sports are only for lower class peopleUzique The Lesser wrote:
i wasn't ranting, darling. a topic about sports corruption came up, which m3th defended irrationally, cutting off his nose to spite his face, etc.Jay wrote:
He was ranting about sports earlier, clearly wears dresses.
i was just talking about how sports seems to bring out the tribal moron in people.
this of course explains why many of the royals play polo, or why rugby is the upper class sport of choice, or why various russian steel barons own football clubs, or why the top-tier premier league football clubs charge (and get away with) hundreds of (unaffordable) £'s worth in season tickets.
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