Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6824|Little Bentcock
It'll go right through darn it!
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6640|King Of The Islands

I scared a lady who rang up about satellite Internet. She asked about radiation, and I explained the satellite is pointing at her house right now, she just doesn't have a dish to catch it. I then explained that television, radio and several mobile networks zip through her everyday.

Then I said "I bet you're using a cordless phone right now".

She hung up.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5380|Sydney
Hahahaha!
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6640|King Of The Islands

Hey guys, America has a new show called Neighbors. Think we should tell 'em?
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6915|Purplicious Wisconsin

Cheez wrote:

Hey guys, America has a new show called Neighbors. Think we should tell 'em?
Deal with it.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6640|King Of The Islands

Your writers' guild is bad and you should feel bad

The series, set in New Jersey, revolves around a family that has relocated to a gated townhouse community called "Hidden Hills". Upon their arrival, they discover that the entire community is populated by residents from another planet. These aliens have adopted as their own the names of sport celebrities, receive nourishment through their eyes and mind by reading books rather than eating, and cry out green goo from their ears. Since the aliens have assumed human form, they can also revert to their original appearances by clapping their hands above their heads. They have been stuck on Earth for 10 years, still awaiting instructions to return home.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5380|Sydney

Cheez wrote:

Hey guys, America has a new show called Neighbors. Think we should tell 'em?
I knew there was a time zone lag, didn't think it was 25+ years though.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6640|King Of The Islands

It's like Perth.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6354|what

Going to Canberra for the long weekend.

Canberra is a two hour drive from Australia.

https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6917

AussieReaper wrote:

Going to Canberra for the long weekend.

Canberra is a two hour drive from Australia.

You can go to Jarvis bay and it'll technically still be canberra!
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
Laura
your girlfriend a freak like cirque du soleil
+149|6032|u fucking wot m8
hey cheez can you blow my whistle baby
https://i52.tinypic.com/98cz7p.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6824|Little Bentcock

Laura wrote:

hey cheez can you blow my whistle baby
D:
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6713|Gold Coast
its gettin hot in here
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6824|Little Bentcock
im already naked
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6513

AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6354|what

I was born naked.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6824|Little Bentcock
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6640|King Of The Islands

Laura wrote:

hey cheez can you blow my whistle baby
A surprising amount of people don't know what that song is about.

True story.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6307|eXtreme to the maX
I don't, whats it about?
Fuck Israel
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6640|King Of The Islands

Whistles.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6307|eXtreme to the maX
I'm not really convinced.
Fuck Israel
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6354|what

Whats the song?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5380|Sydney
the whistle song
Laura
your girlfriend a freak like cirque du soleil
+149|6032|u fucking wot m8


for something from flo rida, its actually pretty catchy
https://i52.tinypic.com/98cz7p.png
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5380|Sydney
Happy White Australia Day!

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