Shiftys new tune
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Get a milf instead. They will teach you things you've only seen Rocco do on your monitor. Plus they tend to buy you dinner for the effort.
this resulted in 2 months of sex, followed by her moving country (not as a result of my sexing)FatherTed wrote:
i have a shifty-esque situation with a girl at a place where i get lunch
unlike shifty, i aim to have this resolved by the end of next week. will keep you informed xxx
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
so the lesson is, if you never ask, you'll never know!
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Maybe you sexed her too much and she needed time to recover.
technically you didnt have it resolved by the end of the next week... took you two months!FatherTed wrote:
this resulted in 2 months of sex, followed by her moving country (not as a result of my sexing)FatherTed wrote:
i have a shifty-esque situation with a girl at a place where i get lunch
unlike shifty, i aim to have this resolved by the end of next week. will keep you informed xxx
How did you resolve it FatherTed?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
prolly stuck it in her pooper-Sh1fty- wrote:
How did you resolve it FatherTed?
and had her deported
That Ted, he so crazy.
Last edited by aynrandroolz (2013-01-12 15:02:05)
She had him locked in a basement the last few months is what happened. S'why he hasn't been here.
Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
Turns out her parents, who are super strict and make her pay rent (she's 18), grounded her and took her phone away for a month and facebook. That's why she couldn't contact me.
All is well
Turns out her parents, who are super strict and make her pay rent (she's 18), grounded her and took her phone away for a month and facebook. That's why she couldn't contact me.
All is well
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
sure. she replied to you, remember.
e: and she unfriend you. She didn't close her account, she unfriended you.
e: and she unfriend you. She didn't close her account, she unfriended you.
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well she blocked me or her parents did or whatever.
Still don't have all the facts just yet, but her girl friend told me not to worry and that it was her parents that had grounded her and crap. We'll see what happens but I'm being optimistic.
Still don't have all the facts just yet, but her girl friend told me not to worry and that it was her parents that had grounded her and crap. We'll see what happens but I'm being optimistic.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
She replied to you on and off. Sounds like she had her phone. She unfriended/blocked you, sound like she still had facebook and targeted you directly. Yo.
So she pays rent, but can be grounded...-Sh1fty- wrote:
Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
Turns out her parents, who are super strict and make her pay rent (she's 18), grounded her and took her phone away for a month and facebook. That's why she couldn't contact me.
All is well
And she's 18...
probably for not paying rent-Whiteroom- wrote:
So she pays rent, but can be grounded...-Sh1fty- wrote:
Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
Turns out her parents, who are super strict and make her pay rent (she's 18), grounded her and took her phone away for a month and facebook. That's why she couldn't contact me.
All is well
checkmate atheists
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Who grounds 18 year olds these days
She sounds like she needs you to swoop down, rescue her, and then take her away from here.
Take her somewhere where love is like breathing. I don't think she will care where you go as long as she's there with you, baby.
Take her somewhere where love is like breathing. I don't think she will care where you go as long as she's there with you, baby.
You wouldn't believe the stories I could tell you from the homeschoolers I know here. It's ridiculous. Don't even get me started on the bullshit my mom regularly pullsAdams_BJ wrote:
Who grounds 18 year olds these days
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
there's your problem.-Sh1fty- wrote:
You wouldn't believe the stories I could tell you from the homeschoolers I know here. It's ridiculous. Don't even get me started on the bullshit my mom regularly pullsAdams_BJ wrote:
Who grounds 18 year olds these days
actually most asian parents will even ground their "kids" even when they hit 25. lots of people still live with mommy and daddy (asian culture shit).
Another homeschooler?