Redheads k:
I've always been partial to pale skinned brunettes.
blondes/gingers but whatever works
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
that's awesome tooJaekus wrote:
I've always been partial to pale skinned brunettes.
how to ask girls out
/cringe
/cringe
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"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
i asked my prom date on stage in front of a pretty packed audience
"#3. You Hate Yourself Because You Don't Do Anything"Jay wrote:
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pow, right in the feels
Quite.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Redheads k:
Dark red redheads and raven haired beauties.
Then again, I've a family with a few blonde former models and current actors.
So cute blondes tend to look too much like a relative.
And bleach blonde Barbies™ with SnapOn™ brand tits never appealed to me.
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
"#3. You Hate Yourself Because You Don't Do Anything"Jay wrote:
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pow, right in the feels
Lost my v-card last night. Not sure how I feel about it.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
what's his name?
FUCK YEAH SHIFTY-Sh1fty- wrote:
Lost my v-card last night. Not sure how I feel about it.
/thread.
maybe the world really is going to end
it's a FWB situation.
What's confusing to me is my whole life I've been told sex is for a married couple it's a big deal bla bla bla. I had sex and it's not a big deal at all I don't feel different in any way. I had some trouble though last night, I'm not sure if I want to talk about it.
edit: yeah world was ending. gotta do whatcha gotta do amirite?
What's confusing to me is my whole life I've been told sex is for a married couple it's a big deal bla bla bla. I had sex and it's not a big deal at all I don't feel different in any way. I had some trouble though last night, I'm not sure if I want to talk about it.
edit: yeah world was ending. gotta do whatcha gotta do amirite?
Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2012-12-19 14:17:52)
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
SHIFTY
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
he's fucked, that's what.
if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
I god what did you do...-Sh1fty- wrote:
I had some trouble though last night
You stuck it in the hole closer to you right? (the farther away one during doggie)
Ok let me explain.
Basically we couldn't really find a place, so I sneaked into her room late last night and we did the deed. Thing is, I'm thinking my upbringing had something to do with this but I had a lot of trouble getting my private to stand at attention. I remember everything I've read about sex was LOTS OF FOREPLAY so I did and she absolutely loved it. Won't go into detail about what all that was, but then I did oral for a long time and she came twice, and kept wanting me in but again...undisciplined grunt didn't stand at attention. She gave me a BJ and still like it was up but not hard. Anyway we did it and she loved it but it sucked for me I didn't really have fun but she loved it.
Basically we couldn't really find a place, so I sneaked into her room late last night and we did the deed. Thing is, I'm thinking my upbringing had something to do with this but I had a lot of trouble getting my private to stand at attention. I remember everything I've read about sex was LOTS OF FOREPLAY so I did and she absolutely loved it. Won't go into detail about what all that was, but then I did oral for a long time and she came twice, and kept wanting me in but again...undisciplined grunt didn't stand at attention. She gave me a BJ and still like it was up but not hard. Anyway we did it and she loved it but it sucked for me I didn't really have fun but she loved it.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
if you listen to what your parents tell you your whole life without doing what you want and forming your own opinions youll turn into warman-Sh1fty- wrote:
it's a FWB situation.
What's confusing to me is my whole life I've been told sex is for a married couple it's a big deal bla bla bla. I had sex and it's not a big deal at all I don't feel different in any way. I had some trouble though last night, I'm not sure if I want to talk about it.
edit: yeah world was ending. gotta do whatcha gotta do amirite?
thats why shifty is my boy, thinks for himself
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In all seriousness, the reason you couldn't get it up is cause your upbringing. Part of you wanted to (age, society, etc) but part of you didn't (religion). Figure that shit out one way or another and you'll be fine. Right now your stuck halfway between each and you ding dong doesn't know what to do.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Ok let me explain.
Basically we couldn't really find a place, so I sneaked into her room late last night and we did the deed. Thing is, I'm thinking my upbringing had something to do with this but I had a lot of trouble getting my private to stand at attention. I remember everything I've read about sex was LOTS OF FOREPLAY so I did and she absolutely loved it. Won't go into detail about what all that was, but then I did oral for a long time and she came twice, and kept wanting me in but again...undisciplined grunt didn't stand at attention. She gave me a BJ and still like it was up but not hard. Anyway we did it and she loved it but it sucked for me I didn't really have fun but she loved it.
Or you were just nervous cause it was your first time.
he was nervous - it's not unheard of shifty, and don't trip out about it. Next time will be better. Hell, do it a bunch more just to work the nervousness and curiousity out of your system. Makes it better in the future.pirana6 wrote:
In all seriousness, the reason you couldn't get it up is cause your upbringing. Part of you wanted to (age, society, etc) but part of you didn't (religion). Figure that shit out one way or another and you'll be fine. Right now your stuck halfway between each and you ding dong doesn't know what to do.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Ok let me explain.
Basically we couldn't really find a place, so I sneaked into her room late last night and we did the deed. Thing is, I'm thinking my upbringing had something to do with this but I had a lot of trouble getting my private to stand at attention. I remember everything I've read about sex was LOTS OF FOREPLAY so I did and she absolutely loved it. Won't go into detail about what all that was, but then I did oral for a long time and she came twice, and kept wanting me in but again...undisciplined grunt didn't stand at attention. She gave me a BJ and still like it was up but not hard. Anyway we did it and she loved it but it sucked for me I didn't really have fun but she loved it.
Or you were just nervous cause it was your first time.
virgin makes girl cum twice from licking her love button. I'd say that's a success my friend. Good for you.
I gotta say going down on her was soooo fun. I had no idea girls were so warm and wet down there though.
Yeah I think it was my upbringing. What you described is exactly how I felt. Another embarrassing thing though was that the condom was way too big.
Yeah I think it was my upbringing. What you described is exactly how I felt. Another embarrassing thing though was that the condom was way too big.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
-Sh1fty- wrote:
I had no idea girls were so warm and wet down there though.
Gets much better shifty, keep going.