globefish23..... more like Goldfish23
You have opened the gates for PMsMacbeth wrote:
I can look at and deal with blood and Gore without any problems. Can't look at human poop at all. Animal poop doesn't bother me too much. Human I can't stand to look at even for a second. Not even my own poop.
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poop messages
I am well, Fin. Thanks for asking. How about you?Finray wrote:
hi tucker how are you
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I'm doing pretty well thanks
I just bought Faster Than Light for $6, it's on a deal at the moment
and now it shall sit on Steam with all the other indie games I don't play
I just bought Faster Than Light for $6, it's on a deal at the moment
and now it shall sit on Steam with all the other indie games I don't play
Stupendous news!
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dat's a bad word
Cut their dicks off. I don't care what color your damn skin is, pull shit like this and you shouldn't be allowed to have children.
I'd be sorely tempted to start fucking thumping them. Where's Liam Neeson when you need him?
My unopened bottle of kefir was out of the fridge for too long and now I gotta put it back in before drinking it. Lukewarm = fail.
Slept over at a girls house, she left for work and I slept in. Her housemates got up and were talking in the kitchen having breakfast so I avoided having a shower in fear they may think I'm rude. I am now at work without a shower and unbrushed teeth. I shall have to go home on my lunch break.
fwp
Scammers have gotten creative. Wifey got a call today from some guy calling himself Hector saying that he had kidnapped me, broken my legs, and would only release me if she paid $1,000. Of course, my phone was on silent and I was at lunch so she nearly had a heart attack when I didn't respond. She called the police and they've apparently been making a lot of these phone calls in my town. Nigerian scammers taking it to the next level!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Hector the Nigerian - should be your usertitle imho
I call bullshit. You wife would have known that no mere human could possibly pull over and fit you into a kidnap van.
lol
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
My wife got a few one of those text messages that were "accidentally" sent to the wrong number.
In this case, birthday wishes from some foreign mobile number, followed by call.
Apparently, they want you text back or call back, then redirect you to one or multiple premium rate numbers.
In this case, birthday wishes from some foreign mobile number, followed by call.
Apparently, they want you text back or call back, then redirect you to one or multiple premium rate numbers.
They've been doing that in Taiwan for the past 6 years. Someone called my grandma saying that they kidnapped her son (my uncle who's 40) and it had the voice of a 7 year old kid. she was very very confused and just hung up lol.Jay wrote:
Scammers have gotten creative. Wifey got a call today from some guy calling himself Hector saying that he had kidnapped me, broken my legs, and would only release me if she paid $1,000. Of course, my phone was on silent and I was at lunch so she nearly had a heart attack when I didn't respond. She called the police and they've apparently been making a lot of these phone calls in my town. Nigerian scammers taking it to the next level!
Now scammers in Taiwan just tell people "hey you ordered this product and it cost x amount of money call back to confirm" people confirm and send a "processing fee" for deposit. Or people say stupid shit like they're from the tax office and you had unpaid taxes.
My father is sufficiently old, deaf and confused that scammers usually hang up on him.
Fuck Israel
lol
Plus racist "I can't understand what you're saying, speak English you Indian bastard"
Fuck Israel
I like him
epic ending I promise
I DEMAND XMAS THEME