Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6593|Little Bentcock

iceman785 wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

iceman785 wrote:

Starting up my job as a bear guard again finally. Waiting for jobs to finally ramp up and changing contracts from one oil company to another sucks. But at least I'll be making bank in a month
you're going to be a construction worker?
No I'm a guard. Should a bear decide to enter the area of work we are at, we simply haze the people and let the bear do its thing until it leaves. And if the bear eats someone I shoot it. But if the bear eats someone, then someone, somewhere, fucked up.

And yeah, it's the same job just went from working for Shell's OES program for their future pipe line to working with Exxon.
it was a reference to the bank, it went over your head. NEVERMIND CARRY ON
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6468

i get paid once a month. brb, posting in FWP thread . . .
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6652|Disaster Free Zone
13urnzz never made it, RIP
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6468

i kept winding up in the drunk thread, didn't post anywhere.

I've decided that Friday's are just a shortened version of every other work day.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6282

13urnzz wrote:

i kept winding up in the drunk thread, didn't post anywhere.

I've decided that Friday's are just a shortened version of every other work day.
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Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|4939|Dundee, Scotland.
Had my training for my new role today. Learnt a ridiculous amount about how broadband works. Oh my god my brain is frazzled. Oh well, grabbing a case on the way home so will work through that tonight.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6360

bugz wrote:

13urnzz wrote:

i kept winding up in the drunk thread, didn't post anywhere.

I've decided that Friday's are just a shortened version of every other work day.
https://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p123/west-phoenix-az/BF2S/gun_like.gif?t=1351877901

https://i.imgur.com/Z3IE0.jpg?1

Last edited by west-phoenix-az (2012-11-02 11:44:13)

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iceman785
Member
+93|6643|Alaska, mother fucker.
Fuck. Boss handed me a packet of papers that's probably 50 pages long to familiarize myself with Exxons policies on bear hazing. He then proceeded to give me Exxons version of the north slope training that will take four hours to go through, using me as his guinea pig for the new PowerPoint.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|5935|London, England

thats what you get for talking to your boss
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west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6360

iceman785 wrote:

at least I'll be making bank

iceman785 wrote:

using me as his guinea pig for the new PowerPoint

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/WrestingWithaBear.jpg/220px-WrestingWithaBear.jpg

Last edited by west-phoenix-az (2012-11-02 15:53:35)

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bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6282

Just applied for a position at DICE. Lets see if they can get the auto-rejection e-mail right this time rather than concluding with

Best Regards,
RECRUITER NAME
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6638

bugz wrote:

Just applied for a position at DICE. Lets see if they can get the auto-rejection e-mail right this time rather than concluding with

Best Regards,
RECRUITER NAME
Gonna be one of those drones creating 100 postings for the same job?
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6282

Ilocano wrote:

bugz wrote:

Just applied for a position at DICE. Lets see if they can get the auto-rejection e-mail right this time rather than concluding with

Best Regards,
RECRUITER NAME
Gonna be one of those drones creating 100 postings for the same job?
Am I? Nope.
Camm
Feeding the Cats.
+761|4939|Dundee, Scotland.
Got out of work half an hour late, so unfinished at 8.30pm, won't be home til nearer half 9. Not even slightly bothered. Something weird is happening, I think I like my job...
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6162|Roma
Cheese-eating strike-monkeys turned my 8 hour day into a 14 hour day yesterday.
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west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6360
paid by the hour?
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PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6162|Roma
Only what I'm meant to work.
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6468

bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6282

Interview tomorrow for a Network Security Support position. Gotta write a test which is basically my college exam from last December.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5149|Sydney
So I looked back over the job description for a job I really want and then my cover letter. I can see some improvements I can make, like adding the guy's name in for starters.

Should I email him with an updated cover letter, or leave it as is? One of the desired attributes is attention to detail, seems a bit dumb to leave that out. I just don't want to reduce my chances by coming across as clearly making a mistake from the start.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6444|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Was bored and sent my CV to Google.
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
+382|4225

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Was bored and sent my CV to Google.
you do realize their recruitment process is basically an autism scanning process for stanford math geniuses and MIT savants, right
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX

Uzique The Lesser wrote:

you do realize their recruitment process is basically an autism scanning process for stanford math geniuses and MIT savants, right
I'd apply but I can't find the website.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6162|Roma
google it. hah
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Uzique The Lesser
Banned
+382|4225

Dilbert_X wrote:

Uzique The Lesser wrote:

you do realize their recruitment process is basically an autism scanning process for stanford math geniuses and MIT savants, right
I'd apply but I can't find the website.
sorry i think they're pretty open-minded and humanities friendly at google hq. lots of proust reading going on on lunchbreaks. they don't have any vacancies posted for 'dour and embittered former british ex-pat engineers'. they recruit bright young things, not moany old crusties.

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