bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6526

Congrats

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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,978|6846|949

congrats!
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
+382|4468
congratulations.

i think aaron is a great name
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6836|Little Bentcock

CC-Marley wrote:

morning BJ
morning Marely.
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6881

-Whiteroom- wrote:

Welcomed my son into the world at 12:17 this morning! Stoked! Going through the delivery was the most intense thing I have ever been through. Very proud of my wife right now.
Congrats.  Appears to be your first.  Welcome to the BF2S Dad club.
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6872|BC, Canada

Ilocano wrote:

-Whiteroom- wrote:

Welcomed my son into the world at 12:17 this morning! Stoked! Going through the delivery was the most intense thing I have ever been through. Very proud of my wife right now.
Congrats.  Appears to be your first.  Welcome to the BF2S Dad club.
Thanks all! Yep it was my first and god it was exhausting. Have barely slept in three days, so tired.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+691|6504|Washington St.

-Whiteroom- wrote:

Have barely slept in three days
That's gonna change to about 5 years fyi
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6872|BC, Canada
I know. What did I get myself into. My wife is a champion though. Boy was 9.5lbs at 2 weeks early. Lil'man is huge.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6927|Purplicious Wisconsin

-Whiteroom- wrote:

I know. What did I get myself into. My wife is a champion though. Boy was 9.5lbs at 2 weeks early. Lil'man is huge.
I was 10lbs when I was born, 2nd heaviest baby in my family. Congrats man.

Last edited by War Man (2012-10-22 23:45:09)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5799

What did you name him?!
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6537|Graz, Austria

pirana6 wrote:

-Whiteroom- wrote:

Have barely slept in three days
That's gonna change to about 5 years fyi
Nah, if you're lucky, he could be potty-trained and without diapers at night by the age of 2-2.5, like my two sons.
By that time they should already have all their teeth and if you've vaccinated them properly, you can avoid most pediatric diseases.

Eating too many cookies as well as severe coughing has caused them to puke in their beds at night a few times though.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5392|Sydney
Got back from a romantic weekend away with my girl in the Gold Coast hinterland. Rainforest chalet with a private outdoor (and another indoor) spa by a stream. Sunny during the daytime and storms at night so it was nice and cozy with the fireplace going. Only downer was we really wanted to stay a couple more days.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6895|Disaster Free Zone

aynrandroolz wrote:

i think aaron is a great name
No one else does, not even your parents.
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5602|Fuck this.
Too many "As"
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6881

-Whiteroom- wrote:

I know. What did I get myself into. My wife is a champion though. Boy was 9.5lbs at 2 weeks early. Lil'man is huge.
First year is the most critical.  Always be vigil the first year.  After that, they can get into everything and bounce right back up.
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6537|Graz, Austria
Also, don't believe in homeopathy. It's charlatanry.
And placebo effects don't cure medical conditions.

Furthermore, get yourself a book which lists all the stuff that the baby and the mother (if the baby is breastfed) should avoid eating/using.
E.g. honey can cause botulism, since it is a natural product usually not treated, and is a perfect breeding ground for anaerobic bacteria.
Some people use honey to sweeten the tea for their babies, as sugar is oh-so bad for them.

Essential oils contained in many plants are also generally a no-go.

Speaking of sugar, my suggestion is to completely avoid all forms of sugar and spices for your kid as long as possible.
Once you've hooked them on those tastes, you can't get them away.
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5602|Fuck this.
Never let the kid eat anything that tastes good, it will ruin him.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5572|London, England

ROGUEDD wrote:

Never let the kid eat anything that tastes good, it will ruin him.
He lives in the pastry capital of the world and is denying his kid sweets.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6405|Roma
And painkillers
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5392|Sydney
If you're going to give them heroin just make sure it's after they're born, as no one likes a heroin baby.
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6872|BC, Canada
No heroin, just bath salts. Only the good stuff.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6320|eXtreme to the maX
Don't give them any non-natural medicines unless they're dying, double rinse washing, don't use insecticides around the house.

And just quality drugs from a good supplier.
Fuck Israel
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6872|BC, Canada
I love this place.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5392|Sydney
Remember, when putting scotch in their bottle to help them sleep it's best to use a single malt.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6320|eXtreme to the maX
You're confused about who its to help with their sleep.
Fuck Israel

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