Goddamnit I wanna drink. I got one day of work left
Yeah, belching and drinking turns an attempted burp into a puddle on the floor. Usually if I'm drinking G&Ts, I try and pace myself well enough that I can avoid having to let go of massive burps, although small ones do happen. Mix'em strong if you can handle the taste. The sweetness kills the bite pretty well I find.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Genius!Pochsy wrote:
If you don't haver tonic, sprite works well enough.
R I P in piece bottle of 18 year old Glenlivet, you lasted since last Christmas o7
good-bye for awhile thread, play time is over, got a job to do
good-bye for awhile thread, play time is over, got a job to do
Buy a new bottle?13urnzz wrote:
play time is over, got a job to do
18 year old. You jammy sod. How the hell did you make that last 5 years? That's impressive.13urnzz wrote:
R I P in piece bottle of 18 year old Glenlivet, you lasted since last Christmas o7
good-bye for awhile thread, play time is over, got a job to do
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
On a related note, got too drunk last night to finish the whisky I poured. It's sitting in front of my on my desk looking forlorn.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
actually Camm, it was a salute, a little o and a seven
those go into your coffee the next morningCamm wrote:
On a related note, got too drunk last night to finish the whisky I poured. It's sitting in front of my on my desk looking forlorn.
Long Island Oktoberfest, gimme three hours
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Nah, just one. Prosit
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Whiskey never gets wasted if its left out. Pickef up a bottle of 12 year old, cant remember the name. Will be drinking it tonight with the girlfriend. She thinks she can drink me under the table. Shes about to be proved wrong.13urnzz wrote:
actually Camm, it was a salute, a little o and a seventhose go into your coffee the next morningCamm wrote:
On a related note, got too drunk last night to finish the whisky I poured. It's sitting in front of my on my desk looking forlorn.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
It's surprisingly very fun to sit on the couch and eat Pringles with your dog when you're drunk
i've found, sitting on the couch, drinking a cold one, not worrying about the little things is what has made life worth living._j5689_ wrote:
It's surprisingly very fun to sit on the couch and eat Pringles with your dog when you're drunk
to get to where i am . . .
Friday!
Last night was a blinder. Tonight should prove to be similar...
I may be slightly inebriated. Thank god for spell check.
+1bugz wrote:
I may be slightly inebriated. Thank god for spell check.
You may not karma the same person in 24hours fuck off
lol
I'm only 53 minutes off...let me karma burnzz for fuck sake
it's friday. checking in.
Thank you, cocktail shaker
for being maracas for alcoholics
for being maracas for alcoholics
I'm sorry officer is there a certain age you're sposed to be? because nobody told me.
I've worked out that I've now eaten my protein and fat needs today, the remaining calories are to come from carbs. 11 vodkas or 7 beers is about the 780 I have to go. Win!