Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5702|College Park, MD
Clutch, one of my favorite bands, are putting out a new album this coming March with a US tour to follow. With any luck, the final tour date (4/20) will be here in DC.
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pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6291|Washington St.

pirana6 wrote:

bought a motorcycle today. first one.


(not mine but same year and color as this)

Plus the hawks won and i'm texting a cute girl that likes me. good weekend I'd say.
Update: Dinner on Friday night with the girl.

I can tell you right now we're probably gonna spend the whole time talking about football and our fantasy teams. Whether or not that's a good thing is still a toss up. I like girls that like guy stuff but sometimes I like a lady to be a little girly. Whatev, it's a first date so I won't over-think it (mostly as I don't have the brain capacity to over-think anything ).
west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6389
you takin her on the bike?
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pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6291|Washington St.
Nah she works kinda far away and has to drive near me to get home anyway and she gets off late so we're just gonna meet at the restaurant. Not entirely gentlemanly of me but it would be insanely impractical  to do any other way.
west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6389
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M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6223|Escea

Watch out for the bread sticks.

pirana6 wrote:

Nah she works kinda far away and has to drive near me to get home anyway and she gets off late so we're just gonna meet at the restaurant. Not entirely gentlemanly of me but it would be insanely impractical  to do any other way.
To the Hindenpeter!

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Last edited by M.O.A.B (2012-10-16 13:13:42)

-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6659|BC, Canada
Couldn't get my car into the garage that was highly recommended to me, booked at another. Had a brain fart, told the wifey to drop it off at the first garage instead, they fit us in, and for cheaper than the second garage.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5586

dragon rolls
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Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5543|Toronto
Took a shit and didn't have to wipe. Did anyways because I take no risks.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5586

Pochsy wrote:

Took a shit and didn't have to wipe.
???

you are always supposed to wipe. nasty son of a bitch
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6312

ace
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|5965|London, England

drawback of being blind #10374: not knowing when you can stop wiping
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6623|Little Bentcock
just sniff it
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6632|949

The only way to know you didn't have to wipe is to wipe.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6632|949

so instead of simply wiping your ass after you shit you get up and look at your bunghole in the mirror to gauge whether wiping is necessary?  You are a disturbed man.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6623|Little Bentcock
best eechats page in at least a page.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5178|Sydney

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

so instead of simply wiping your ass after you shit you get up and look at your bunghole in the mirror to gauge whether wiping is necessary?  You are a disturbed man.
It's a lot more awkward in a public bathroom.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6106|eXtreme to the maX

pirana6 wrote:

Jay wrote:

pirana6 wrote:

the sad face was for the 'not cute' comment. an 1100 would be nice but I don't need to go 300mph and it's also my first bike so I'll get used to a 500 then move up later. don't need to kill myself just yet.
Should've gone with a 750 at minimum. You'll get bored after a few months otherwise.
Tested a CBR600rr that was tuned by a Honda dealership guy for the track. More torque than I could shake a stick at and the ECU was flashed, etc. My friend tested it who has been riding for years and he said he wouldn't get it now. If I get bored with a 500 then I'll move up, then. I'm gonna take small steps with these machines. They do deserve some respect after a all.
I used to know people who raced bikes, a dealer would loan them a bike in return for advertsing- they'd take all the annoying things off, starting with the odometer (you only need a rev counter for racing and the factory one won't do), tune it up for racing, thrash the hell out of it for a season and return it to the dealer who would put all instruments, indicators etc back on and sell it as a 'low mileage race-tuned demo bike'.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
west-phoenix-az
Guns don't kill people. . . joe bidens advice does
+632|6389

Jaekus wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

so instead of simply wiping your ass after you shit you get up and look at your bunghole in the mirror to gauge whether wiping is necessary?  You are a disturbed man.
It's a lot more awkward in a public bathroom.
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6772|PNW

Pochsy wrote:

I have been enlightened. I have seen the destruction two ply unleashes on the world
What people don't realize is that greater lengths of single ply are used to compensate for the lack of 2-ply. Nobody wants shit on their fingers.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5178|Sydney
Just got home from work, five days off, get paid in an hour and pick up my girlfriend from the airport in two
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6681|Disaster Free Zone

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

I have been enlightened. I have seen the destruction two ply unleashes on the world
What people don't realize is that greater lengths of single ply are used to compensate for the lack of 2-ply. Nobody wants shit on their fingers.
3-ply is where its at bro
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6312

DrunkFace wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

I have been enlightened. I have seen the destruction two ply unleashes on the world
What people don't realize is that greater lengths of single ply are used to compensate for the lack of 2-ply. Nobody wants shit on their fingers.
3-ply is where its at bro
After getting used to 3-ply...do you use about 3 metres of TP when using the tissue paper they have in public restrooms?
Brasso
member
+1,549|6630

i just discovered french vanilla coffee
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Blade4509
Wrench turnin' fool
+202|5509|America

bugz wrote:

DrunkFace wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:


What people don't realize is that greater lengths of single ply are used to compensate for the lack of 2-ply. Nobody wants shit on their fingers.
3-ply is where its at bro
After getting used to 3-ply...do you use about 3 metres of TP when using the tissue paper they have in public restrooms?
Please, once you go baby wipes you'll never go back. They're infinitely better.
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